IT'S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING! (no not the smut. That's next chapter.)
It wasn't that night that had the two princes going at it like mating season. It wasn't Saturday since Eren was doing his finishing touches on the project and got all his other assignments done. It wasn't Sunday because Levi made Eren sleep for a majority of the day. And Monday brought Mythical Studies with the introduction of Chinese Gods and Goddesses. And after school they were going to see Eren's final project.
So after dinner, everyone met up in the Mythical Studies room, Eren's laptop setup and the projector was already projecting the screen. And there was snacks and things, provided by Vix, who happily chatted with everyone before beginning the video.
"Classroom rules!" Vix finally announced. "You drop food on this floor, you clean it. Spill something on the desk, you clean it. There is a trash can for a reason. And you will be considerate and shut the fuck up unless you are talking about the video being shown. I don't care IF you are my brother-in-law's friend, family, whatever. I will kick your ass out of my room, and Eren can show it to you some other time."
"Whatever, like Eren would actually let you." Jean said.
"I'd let her kick you out." Eren said as he messed with the speakers. Jean narrowed his eyes slightly, flicking him off. "Sorry Jean, but I have Levi for that as you have Marco." Eren said as he turned around.
"Stop rubbing it in." Vix pouted. "I haven't gotten laid in a century. You can only do so much with a dragon dildo." The room was quiet.
"Are dragon dildos really the size of a dragon's dick?" Hanji asked. Vix shook her head.
"Oh no. They're much bigger. Eren, Levi, about how big is a dragon's penis?" Vix asked. Eren groaned as Levi just shrugged.
"Depends on the dragon." Levi said. "You didn't ask us to add them to the models we did last semester." Vix nodded.
"True. Well, let's get started." Everyone sat down as she hit play.
A black screen showed before crazy laughter began and the image of Hanji's silhouette slowly began to fade in, but before the image was completely clear, it switched over to Eren and Levi standing next to one of the campus buildings, Eren's guitar out. Levi was wearing black jeans and converse, a white short sleeved t-shirt with a black jacket over it left unzipped. Eren was wearing blue faded skinny jeans, black converse, a green t-shirt and a black vest. Both of them held no emotions on their faces.
"Feel good." Levi sang, afterwards having Eren singing "shake it, shake it, shake it." The words repeated, but the imaged changed to Petra and the two of them in the auditorium, Petra's hips moving side to side to the rhythm of the words, not the music. She had on a black plaid knee-length skirt, a white button up, short sleeve blouse, and black one inch heels. Her makeup gave her a smokey, seductive look while her hair was mussed and messy, the hair on the left pulled back by a few bobby pins.
During the third repeat of the words, it switched to Eren, Connie, and Krista playing their instruments in the dance studio. Connie was wearing black jeans, gray and white converse, a black and white striped shirt with a white short sleeved hoodie over it. Krista was wearing a black, mid thigh dress with black knee lengthed front lacing leather boots. He hair was in a loose low ponytail and she had dark makeup on that popped her eyes out more, making her more intense.
At the fourth repeat it returned to only Eren and Levi, though they had moved to a different location of the campus lawn, leaning on either side of an oak tree. During the fifth repeat it cut to only Petra, who was again moving her hips to the words, skirt moving slightly. At the sixth repeat it cut to only Connie and Krista, who were both bobbing their heads slightly to the beat before cutting to a close up of Levi singing 'Feel good' before switching to another shot, a little farther away, the art building behind him as he began singing his verse.
"City's breaking down on a camel's back. They just have to go cause they don't know wack. So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see. You won't get out the county cause you're bad and free" As he sang, the angles changed to get different perspectives and lighting. As he sung "You've got a new horizon it's ephemeral style." It quickly changed to Connie and Krista playing before switching back to Levi so he could finish his lines. "A melancholy town where we never smile. And all I wanna hear is the message beep. My dreams they've gotta kiss because I don't get sleep no." It cut back to show only Connie playing a couple of chords before the screen went to focus on Eren, in his and Levi's studio.
"When the hell did you do that?" Levi asked Eren. The vampire shrugged as the video continued.
"Windmill windmill for the land." Eren sung as he played. While he sung "Turn forever hand in hand." The scene switched back to Connie, and then switched back to Eren as he sung "Take it all in on your stride It is sticking, falling down." While Eren sung "Love forever love is free." It showed Petra standing up from the floor of the stage in the auditorium with her hands palm down and her fingers all touched and facing down as well before rolling her wrist to face the ceiling, laying her fingers flat with each hand individually when the word 'love' is sung. It switched back to Eren while he sung "Let's turn forever you and me. Windmill windmill for the land. Is everybody in?" Eren closed his eyes, fading out as Bert and Connie faded in on the stage at the club. Bert was wearing dark, sort of baggy blue jeans, white sneakers, a white t-shirt and baggy black hoodie with the hood up. Connie also had put his hood up. Bert then began his rap.
"Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats. Lining them up like ass cracks." The scene flipped to Krista playing drums while Bert rapped "Lay these ponies at the track" and switching back to the tall vampire while he continued with "It's my chocolate attack. Shit I'm stepping in the heart of this here." And Connie popped out behind Bert with "Here" then went out of shot while Bert went "Care bear reppin' it harder this year" and popping back out with "Year" before ducking away as Bert again continued, rapping out "Watch me as I gravitate ha ha ha ha haaa. Yo, we goin' ghost town, this Motown. With yo' sound you in the blink" It switched back to Krista playing drums during "Gon bite the dust can't fight with us" and then switching back to focus on Bert again with "With your sound, you kill the Inc. So don't stop, get it get it." Connie popped into shot again with "Get it" and went out of shot again while Bert finished with "Until you chedder head it. Watch the way I navigate ha ha ha ha haaa."
The video changed over to Levi and Eren again, singing "Feel good" and "Shake it shake it shake it" respectively four times, only switching during the second repeat to show Krista playing drums again, the entire segment with an overlap, more transparent image of Hanji laughing maniacally with what looks like a candle illuminating her face.
Afterwards, it switches to Petra in the auditorium again, spinning slowly in a circle until the music picks up, then she moves her arms in a flowing motion alternatively while lowering slightly. As the music picks up a second time, it switches to Eren and Connie playing, and then a measure or two before the next chorus, switches back to Petra, still moving her arms in alternating, flowing motions as she finishes standing up.
It stays focused on Petra as Eren's voices comes in with "Windmill windmill for the land." And while this is being sung, Petra moves her hand forward with palm down before curling her fingers closed in a fan motion while turning her hand so that her palm is face up during 'windmills' then she closes the hand into a fist to bring closer to herself. "Turn forever hand in hand." Is heard while Petra turns in a circle, clasping her hands in front of her chest when she's facing front again. "Take it all in on your stride" has Petra shaking her hips in rhythm to the words before she puts a hand into the air, bending her knees until she is kneeling on the floor while Eren's voice sings "It is sticking, falling down." Petra standing up from the floor of the stage in the auditorium with her hands palm down and her fingers all touching and facing down as well before rolling her wrist to face the ceiling, laying her fingers flat with each hand individually when the word 'love' is sung during "Love forever, love is free." "Let's turn forever you and me." is heard as the small audience watches Petra turn in a circle before using one hand to point out in front of her, then bringing both hands to the center of her upper chest, overlapping her fingers. "Windmill windmill for the land." Is heard a final time as Petra again moves her hand forward with palm down before curling fingers closed in a fan motion while turning her hand so that her palm is face up during 'windmills' then she closes the hand into a fist to bring closer to herself. And as Eren sings "Is everybody in?" Petra cocks her head slightly and looks around like she expects to see other people around her.
The video goes back to the club with Bert, Eren, and Levi standing on the stage. Bert rapping "Don't stop get it get it. We are your captains in it. Steady watch me navigate ha ha ha ha haaaa." While Levi and Eren return with singing "Feel Good." and "Shake it shake it shake it." Connie is then seen playing in the dance studio while Bert's rapping "Don't stop get it get it." It then switches back to Bert with "We are your captains in it." with Levi and Eren continuing their parts, but Hanji's crazy laugh begins to be heard. Bert finishes his part with "Steady watch me navigate ha ha ha ha haaaa." Before the video cuts back to Eren and Levi outside, Levi sitting on a bench while Eren leans against it. Once they finish singing, it switches to just Hanji, laughing with a manic glint in her eye, before the image starts fading, and when Hanji can no longer be heard, she is also no longer seen and the video ends.
It was quiet for a few seconds as little credits began to play, thanking everyone who helped and the disclaimer and who originally wrote and performed the song. After it returned to the original screen, everyone cheered.
"That was fucking awesome!" Connie said as he jumped up, fist in the air.
"Hell yeah!" Reiner said as he high fived Krista and hugged Bert.
"I hated the song, but it was good." Ymir said, getting elbowed slightly by Krista for the comment.
"Very good Eren." Vix said with a smile. "You can really tell you poured your heart and soul into this project. If you don't pass with the highest grade, I want to see the project that scored higher than you. I doubt you won't get at least a 98, for some bullshit reason I can't see. But you did well. Dracula should definitely be proud of you." Eren smiled.
"Thank you Vix." His teacher smiled.
"No prob. Now, which one of you is Marco?" The freckled vampire raised his hand. She walked over and smiled. "Well will you look at that. You look just like Moni when she was your age. Minus the freckles. That must have come with one of the other families over the generations. I must say they suit you." Marco nodded slowly.
"Th-Thank you ma'am." Marco said with a light blush. Vix giggled.
"Oh please, I may be older than Dracula, but that doesn't mean you have to remind me. Just call me Vix. We are technically family after all." She then turned to Jean, looked him up and down, and made a face. "I could have swore Moni's descendants would have gotten better taste as time went on."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Jean asked.
"Exactly what it sounded like. An insult." Vix said.
"She's definitely a Yeager's Mate." Mikasa said as she stood to throw her garbage away.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Jean, Vix, and Levi asked at the same time. Mikasa stopped for a second, looking at the three.
"That, right there for one. Secondly, you can't date a Yeager vampire without having at least some sense of sass. It's like a law or something I swear." Mikasa finished. Vix laughed.
"That's so true!" She said. "Alright, well, let's clean up. I know we weren't here long, but I have things to grade. Eren, I demand to know your YouTube username so I can watch more of your videos." Eren nodded and everyone picked up, leaving the classroom to head to their respective suites, or apartment in Vix's case.
YES! I FINALLY FUCKING WROTE IT! I have been waiting to write this for what feels like MONTHS but has only been, like, one. Anyways, again, that was Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz. Next chapter will be smut. Because it's been like, ten chapters, and I just really wanna write some kinky shit. So that's next chapter.