I know I should be working on Stupid Couple, but I'm just really stuck on what to write. So take this until then.
Please enjoy!
"Hey Hic, I bought more mil-GYAH!" Jack nearly dropped his bags at the sight. Hearing the commotion, Hiccup looked up from his hands, his lovely green eyes lit up.
"Hi Jack!" he greeted. The older teen felt his eyelid twitch. It wasn't fair, he couldn't be upset at Hiccup when he looked like that.
Jack slowly moved away from the door, shutting it quietly with his foot, to place the groceries on the counter, "Hiccup," he said, chuckling nervously, eyes switching from Hiccup to his boyfriend's hands, "Sweetheart...what're you doing?"
Hiccup smiled sweetly, "I made a friend!" he turned back his attention to his hands, where a brown spider was contently climbing across his fingers.
"I-I can see that," he replied, "Um, wh-where's Toothless?" If that cat knew his best friend was playing with a spider, it would've been eaten already, or just tossed around the floor until it dropped dead. He tried to put away the groceries as quietly as he could, he didn't want to spook the spider into biting Hiccup.
"He's taking a nap upstairs," said the brunet lightly, eyes remaining firmly on the spider. Jack hesitantly stepped closer to get a better look.
The body itself wasn't very large, but it's legs definitely made it seem bigger, and it had a very large abdomen. The legs were long with dark bands around the joints and-
Wait a minute.
Jack swallowed, "...Hey Hic?"
"Yeah?"
"Um, about the uh...the spider."
"Mm hm?"
"What uh, what kind...is it?" He was a little afraid of the answer. Hiccup merely raised the hand with the spider up in the air, allowing to slowly drop down to the other hand using it's silk, there was a bright hourglass shape under it's abdomen.
"A brown widow."
Jack gaped and quickly covered his mouth, pushing down the urge to shout, instead releasing a sort of wheeze, "A-a brown widow?" he squeaked.
"Uh huh."
"As in, related to the very infamous black widow?"
"Mm hm."
It really wasn't fair. How Hiccup could look so happy and sweet and down right adorable, playing with a poisonous and probably deadly spider bigger than a quarter without a care in the world.
Jack sighed heavily, dragging his hands down his face. Giving in, he carefully sat down next to the brunet, holding up his chin with a hand. He stared at Hiccup, a loving smile slowly growing on his face.
"Only you, Hiccup, only you would make friends with a freaking spider."
"But look at her!" Jack swore Hiccup's eyes glittered, "She looks pretty cute, doesn't she?"
"Don't make me jealous of a spider, Hic."