Well here is the last part for the Christmas special. The next chapter will be posted on New Years, and every holiday after!
Please enjoy and don't forget to review!
-Falconface
Part 3
Christmas day
All of ThunderClan was happy and jolly, except for Hollykit and Jaykit, who were completely exhausted, and Firestar and Lionkit, who were in the hospital. But every cat else was having the best time ever.
"Jaykit!" Called Hollykit.
Jaykit groaned. "Let me sleep a little longer!"
"Sore wa kurisumasuda me wo samasu!" Meowed Squirrelflight, walking in.
Hollykit glared at her mother. "WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU SAY!?" She demanded without any patience.
Jaykit sighed. "I've been learning Japanese. She said wake up it's Christmas." He turned back to Squirrelflight. "Watashi-tachi wa choshoku ni bekon wo motsu koto ga dekimasu ka?" He asked.
"Hai, watashi mo tamago wo tsukutte ageru!" She replied.
Hollykit whacked Jaykit over the head. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"I asked if we could have bacon for breakfast and Squirrelflight said yes and that she would make eggs as well." Muttered Jaykit, rubbing his head.
"Geez!" Exclaimed Hollykit. "Talk normal in this house would ya!?"
"Ok! Ok!" Grumbled Jaykit. Together they went into the living room where Firestar, Lionkit, Squirrelflight, and Brambleclaw were gathered. They each grabbed a present from under the tree and on the count of three, opened them.
"OMG!" Shouted Lionkit. "I GOT A SCOURGE ACTION FIGURE! SO TOTALLY AWESOME!"
"Shijo saiko no kurisumasu!" Exclaimed Squirrelflight. Then when she saw Hollykit glaring at her, she whispered. "Best christmas ever." As she pulled out a pair of fuzzy pink pyjamas with mice on them.
"YES! YES! YES! YES!" Yelled Brambleclaw as he pulled out a frozen chicken. He ate it in one bite. Every cat stared at him. "Wa? Im hunry." He muttered through a mouthful of frozen food.
"That was frozen solid..." Hollykit whispered. She opened her gift and pulled out a palm tree. She stared at it for exactly nine seconds before exclaiming. "This is perfect for my collection!"
Meanwhile, Jaykit was running around shooting cats with his new Nerf gun. "Ha Ha! Die all you unicorns!" He laughed.
Now it was just Firestar left. Slowly he grabbed his present and undid the ribbon. Everything was in slow motion as he lifted the lid and looked down at...
"OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG! THIS IS AWESOME" He shouted as he pulled out... a rubber ducky. "I will name him Bob and he will be my friend forever!"
Hollykit stared open mouthed at Firestar. "He actually liked it?"
Jaykit walked over to her. "Told you he'd like it. Geez, you need to trust me more." And he shot her with his Nerf gun.
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At different places and different camps around the lake, others received gifts as well...
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At RiverClan...
"Hey I got a fish!" Meowed Mistyfoot.
"I got a fish too!" Squeaked Minnowpaw.
"I think mine is a trout!" Stated Blackclaw.
"Mine is a tuna!" Yelled Willowpaw.
"Ya well mine is a rainbow fish!" Meowed Mothwing
"My fish is way better then your fish!" Hissed Voletooth.
"Is not!" Growled Rippletail.
"Dude! Mine is way shinier than your fish!" Gloated Heavystep.
"But mine is like ten times the size of yours!" Sniffed Beechfur.
The whole camp began fighting over which cat had the best fish. Suddenly Leopardstar came out of her den. "Everyone quiet down!" She shouted. "Nobody has the best fish. But if some cat did, it would be me!" Instantly the complaining started again.
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At WindClan...
"I don't like it." Complained Crowfeather.
"I think it looks perfect!" Marvelled Nightcloud.
Crowfeather looked at his new boxer shorts in disgust. "They're pink and have hearts! How am I suppose to look manly in these!?" He demanded.
Suddenly Heatherpaw burst into their den with a flamethrower. "Best Christmas evers!" She shouted before lighting Crowfeather's underwear on fire.
He smiled, watching the hot pink mass burn up while Nightcloud whacked Heatherpaw over the head with a broom. "No flamethrowers in the house!" She hissed as she kicked Heatherpaw out the door.
Meanwhile in the middle of camp, Onestar was showing off his new running shoes. "Aren't they marvellous?" He asked. "I think they're simply marvellous! Wouldn't you agree?"
All of WindClan stared at him. "My name is Fred!" Declared a random kit. And the whole clan engaged in a food fight with bits of rabbit and squirrel flying everywhere.
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At the ShadowClan camp...
"OMG! I got a pony!" Blackstar began rapidly running through the camp holding his new toy pony above his head.
"I can see clearly now, the rain is gone!" Sang Russetfur with her new fancy glasses pressed against her face. "I can see all obstacles in my way!" Then she crashed into a tree.
"I GOT A DEATH RAY AND I WILL DESTROY YOU!" Exclaimed Tawnypelt, charging through camp. Several warriors screamed and fainted while others just stared. Tawnypelt suddenly stopped and pointed it at a random cat. She pulled the trigger... and nothing happened.
Tawnypelt stared at her new toy. She began rapidly checking the gun until she found an empty slot. "Ugh! It needs batteries!" She sighed.
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At the tribe of rushing water...
"I got a rock." Muttered Stoneteller.
"Well I got a super cool, incredibly awesome, ROBOT!" Shouted Crag. He flicked on the switch on the back of the tin body and the robot came to life.
"^! #" Squealed the robot.
"Ya! It talks!" Exclaimed Crag. "I will name you Bob!"
Bird walked up to the robot as it said. "#$^&"
Bird glanced at Crag. "I don't think he likes his name." She stated.
"Why? What did he say?" Demanded Crag.
"He first said you suck, then he said that Bob was the stupidest name in the history of names." Bird told Crag.
Crag sniffed. "Well tell Bob that I don't like him either."
"#$&Q" Replied Bird in perfect robotnese.
"$^#^$& ^$&$%n #%^!#$" Hissed the robot.
Bird's eyes widened. " #%^$ !" Then she turned to Crag. "I am going to wash your robot's mouth out with soap."
"&%*#" Whirled the robot.
Bird glanced at Bob. "Now he's threatening you. You might want to turn him off before he 'murders you in your sleep with a spoon."
" $% #&( " Went the robot, gesturing to Crag.
Bird slapped her forehead. "He said go drown in a lake."
Crag was angry now. He charged Bob and aimed a paw at the off switch. The robot dodged and charged out of the cave, hissing at Crag. " $^#^&*"
"He says that you move like a drowning fish." Bird yelled after Crag.
Meanwhile the robot was taunting Crag, balancing on one leg on the side of a cliff. "! $^ " It squealed and Crag didn't need Bird to guess that the robot was laughing at him.
Suddenly a shadow passed overhead and an eagle dove down and grabbed Bob. Crag watched the eagle carry off his robot. "What just happened?" He wondered. Then his brain processed the info. "NOOOOO! Bob come back!" But it was too late. The robot and eagle vanished into the clouds.
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In the ThunderClan camp...
Sandstorm cocked her head at the sky. Apparently robots can fly. She thought as an eagle carried Bob the robot overhead.
Suddenly Leafpool came running up to her. "Oh my gosh! There are so many injured Santas I'm going to die!"
Then the eagle dropped Bob and the robot fell on top of Leafpool. " $% #$" Went the robot.
"Oh my gosh, a robot! I will name you Fred and you will be my Fred forever! Come on, let's go play doctor!" Shouted Leafpool and she dragged Fred/Bob away.
"#%^$" It groaned, not happy with it's new name.
Sandstorm just stared. Then hugged the penguin she got for Christmas.
Thanks for reading! That's all for this episode of warrior holidays! I hope you enjoyed and had a merry Christmas!
The next episode with be posted on new years!
Don't forget to review!
