The original plan was to make this shorter. But I kind of got carried away on this chapter. So please enjoy and don't forget to review!
I'm also excepting ideas for future chapters!
-Falconface
New Year
Sandstorm (and most of the clan) woke to an ear piercing screech. It was the morning after they had finally gotten Lionkit off of Firestar's pelt.
Sandstorm groaned, wondering what in StarClan had woken her up this early in the morning.
"I HAVE A BALD SPOT!" Screamed Firestar. He was staring at himself in the mirror, looking in horror at the Lionkit shaped bald spot on his back. "They said there wasn't going to be any side affects!"
"They said there shouldn't be. Your just a special case." Sandstorm sighed.
...
Inside Brambleclaw's and Squirrelflight's den...
"So you finally let go of Grandpaw." Stated Hollykit, after listening to Lionkit's tale.
"It took you long enough." Grumbled Jaykit, who was playing the Xbox on the TV.
"Hey, what ya playing?" Asked Lionkit.
"Halo." Mumbled Jaykit as he rapidly hit the fire button.
"Cool! Can I play?" Demanded Lionkit.
"Sure." Jaykit muttered, gesturing to a second controller beside him.
"Sweet." Lionkit meowed as he sat down beside Jaykit.
...
Five minutes later...
"Would you stop killing me?!" Exclaimed Lionkit.
"Your the one who decided to crash your aircraft." Jaykit mewed with a smirk.
"You shot me down!" Countered Lionkit.
Jaykit just shrugged. "You might want to look behind you."
Lionkit turned his figure on the screen around. "I see you over there!"
"But you didn't see the grenade." Commented Jaykit.
"What grenade?!"
BOOM!
"I'm going to murder you!"
Hollykit sighed. After watching them play for a while, she felt more bored than ever.
She let out an even bigger sigh when Lionkit died yet again. Bored out of her mind, she wondered into the kitchen.
Hollykit glanced at the calendar beside the refrigerator. Her eyes widened. Today was New Year's eve!
A brilliant idea popped into her head. She should totally make a feast for tonight, to celebrate.
So with a determined expression, she began to prepare the meal. No! The ultimate meal!
...
Meanwhile, in the middle of camp...
"Deck the halls with balls of holly!" Sang Birchfall as he put up decorations.
"Birchfall, it's not Christmas!" Complained Berrypaw.
"Well it can be if I want it to!" Countered Birchfall.
"You two stop arguing!" Commanded Brambleclaw. "We have a mission to complete! We have to set up these decorations for the New Year's party! Hollykit already volunteered to make the feast, now our job is to set up the decor. It has to look fabulous, and must be done before tonight. Now we must focus and complete the mission!"
"You didn't need to make a speech out of it." Grumbled Berrypaw.
...
Back at Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight's den...
"Hey Hollykit! Why does it smell like smoke in here?" Called Lionkit from the living room.
"Uh... WindClan is having a wiener roast." Hollykit lied as she desperately tried to but out a fire in the kitchen.
"Sweet." Murmured Lionkit. "Hey Jaykit, you want to go to WindClan and eat a few hot dogs?"
"Sure!" Jaykit exclaimed. "Right after I blow you up, AGAIN!"
Lionkit cursed as his guy was blown to pieces. "YOU SHALL DIE!" He growled.
"Nope!" Meowed Jaykit happily. "Your the one who's going to die!"
"IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN! CURSE THIS GAME AND ALL IT'S FAMILY!" Screamed Lionkit as he died again.
"Guys can you turn it down a notch?" Called Hollykit from the kitchen. "I'm trying to concentrate."
"Whatever" Muttered Jaykit.
Lionkit's his eyes widened. "Did you just become invisible?!"
"Yep! Now take this sucker!" Jaykit laughed.
"That's it!" Growled Hollykit. She went up to the TV and unplugged it. "No more Halo."
Lionkit sighed. "I guess we go to the wiener roast now." He muttered.
"Agreed." Agreed Jaykit.
...
In WindClan territory...
"What do you mean there's no wiener roast!" Demanded Lionkit. "We smelled smoke and Hollykit said that you guys were having a wiener roast!"
Onestar shrugged. "We have no hot dogs here. Perhaps ShadowClan is having a chicken roast."
Lionkit sighed. "Come on Jaykit, let's go."
...
In ShadowClan territory...
"We have no chickens here." Blackstar told them.
Lionkit cursed. "Who around this lake is having a roast?!"
Blackstar shrugged. "Perhaps RiverClan is roasting fish."
Lionkit sighed. "Let's go try RiverClan."
...
At camp...
"This isn't Christmas!" Firestar shouted at Birchfall.
"All I did was but up a Christmas tree." Muttered Birchfall.
Firestar ignored him. "Brambleclaw, you have failed me!"
Brambleclaw hung his head. "Sorry Firestar."
"You are no longer deputy!" Hissed Firestar.
Every cat stared at their leader.
"W-w-what?!" Stumbled Brambleclaw.
"You heard me." Sniffed Firestar. "They new deputy will be Graystripe."
"But you said Graystripe was dead!" Protested Bramblecaw.
"Fine!" Firestar shot back. He looked around the room until he spotted a random cat. "Whitewing, you are now the new deputy of ThunderClan."
Whitewing glanced up from her iphone. "Sure." She meowed, not really caring.
"Wait!" Shouted Mousefur. "You need a proper ceremony to name her deputy."
"Fine!" Firestar grumbled. "I here by, in the name of StarClan, name Whitewing deputy of ThunderClan for no real reason."
Mousefur shrugged. "Good enough."
Brambleclaw could do nothing but stare.
...
At the Tribe of Rushing Water...
"What do you mean there is no mouse roast?!" Demanded Lionkit.
Stoneteller shrugged. "Exactly that."
"But Leopardstar told us that they weren't having a fish roast, and said that you guys were having a mouse roast!" Protested Lionkit.
Stoneteller shrugged again. "We have no mice, but if you want, you can have a rock!" He held up one of the many rocks he had gotten at Christmas.
"Come on Jaykit!" Meowed Lionkit. "Let's go talk to BloodClan."
"Whatever." Jaykit mumbled.
...
Back at ThunderClan...
"Your drink, master Whitewing." Dustpelt held up a large tray with a glass of lemonade.
"Thank you servant. You may now go." She sniffed.
"You think she is taking this too far?" Spiderleg whispered to Ashfur.
"Not at all." Replied Ashfur with a stiff expression.
"You two quiet!" Snapped Whitewing from atop her throne.
After becoming deputy, Whitewing had built herself a small castle and used the clan as guards and servants. Firestar had no idea what was going on, and didn't really care.
Suddenly the doors to the castle burst open. "Mistress!" Shouted Cloudtail, who was the captain of the guards. "Our guards have caught too intruders!"
"Bring them in!" Commanded Whitewing.
The doors swung wide open to let in three guards that were surrounding the two intruders. The two warriors in the front stepped aside to reveal... Lionkit and Jaykit.
"Dude!" Lionkit meowed in awe. "Best castle ever!"
"Do not speak unless spoken to!" Screeched Whitewing, her crown almost falling off her head. "Take them to the dungeon!"
"Yes mistress." Meowed Cloudtail. He turned to the guards. "You heard her! Take these to prisoners to the dungeon."
...
At Brambleclaw's and Squirrelflight's den...
Hollykit let out a sigh of relief when the meal was finally done. She stood back to admire her work. Everything was burnt and black, even the water.
"Maybe I should just order takeout." She muttered to herself.
...
In the dungeon of Whitewing's castle...
"This day has gotten really weird." Commented Lionkit.
Jaykit glared at him. "First you go visit BloodClan to see if they were having a roast."
Flashback:
"Are you guys having a roast?" Asked Lionkit.
"No." Answered a random warrior. "But we can kill you!"
"I'd rather eat a unicorn." Replied Lionkit.
The warrior paused for a second. "Me too."
End of flashback.
"And then you had to go see what was inside the castle." Jaykit finished.
"I know! I know!" Lionkit huffed. "But that doesn't matter! We need to get out of this dungeon!"
"Apologize first." Jaykit sniffed.
"What!" Screeched Lionkit. "Apologize to you! This is all your fault. If you had just let me win at Halo, we wouldn't be in this mess!"
Jaykit sighed. "I can just escape without you by using the force. Only if you apologize will I help you."
"Fine." Grumbled Lionkit, secretly wondering how the force would help them escape. "I apologize."
Jaykit shrugged. "Good enough." And with that he walked up to the door, and picked the lock using his claws.
Lionkit face palmed. "And that is using the force?"
"No." Jaykit replied. "I told you I would use the force if it was just me escaping. I never said I would use it to help us escape. This is just me using my brain."
Lionkit sighed. "Fine." And together they walked out of the jail cell.
They were about to head up the stairs when the voice of Brambleclaw called. "Wait! Get me out of here!"
Lionkit turned. "Father?" Jaykit just sighed and walked over to Brambleclaw's cell. In moments he had picked the lock and they were climbing the stairs.
"So what's the plan?" Asked Brambleclaw. "We have to stop Whitewing."
"Already have one." Meowed Jaykit. "Just follow me." And he jumped out of one of the windows. Bramblelcaw followed immediately but Lionkit was a bit more hesitant. He looked out of the window and realized that it was only a tail length off the ground.
He followed the others as they dashed off back to camp.
...
At camp...
Firestar looked out the window. Has that castle always been there? He thought to himself. Then he shrugged and returned to watching the TV.
There was a loud nock on the door and Jaykit, Lionkit, and Brambleclaw burst into the den. "Firestar, we need to talk." Meowed Jaykit.
"Is something the matter?" Asked Firestar, taking a sip from his tea.
"Whitewing is completely insane!" Shouted Lionkit.
Firestar shrugged. "Not my problem."
"Yes it is, because she's your deputy!" Lionkit hissed.
"She is?" Asked Firestar. "Since when did I make her deputy?"
"When you got really mad at me." Muttered Brambleclaw.
Firestar shrugged again. "Then it must of been for a good reason."
"You got mad at me for the Christmas tree that BIRCHFALL put up!" Complained Brambleclaw.
Jaykit sighed, this was taking too long. "What we're trying to say is, could you make Brambleclaw deputy again?"
"Sure!" Firestar meowed with a smile. "Brambleclaw, you are now the deputy of ThunderClan."
Brambleclaw's eyes lit up. "YES!"
Jaykit ignored him and turned back to Firestar. "But Whitewing probably won't believe us. Could you come with us and tell her in person?"
"Sure." Answered Firestar.
...
Back at the castle...
The doors burst open and Firestar charged into the room. "Brambleclaw is now the deputy of ThunderClan!" He announced as Jaykit, Lionkit, and Brambleclaw appeared next to him.
"Never! I will be queen forever!" Whitewing yelled, then turned to Ashfur and Spiderleg, who were dressed in suits of armour. "Take him to the dungeon!"
Ashfur and Spiderleg glanced at their leader. If they attacked Firestar, they could be banished. If they defied Whitewing's orders, they could be sent to the dungeon.
Finally, Ashfur came up with an excuse. "But if we leave your side, who will protect you?"
Whitewing sighed. "Good point."
Suddenly, when of the doors at the back of the room opened, and out stepped... Whitewing.
Every cat stared. How could there be two Whitewings?
The new Whitewing glanced up from her iphone. "Hi Whitewind!" She meowed.
"What is going on!" Demanded Lionkit.
"Oh, this is my twin sister Whitewind!" Explained the second Whitewing, which must be the real one. "Or I guess she's my evil twin sister."
"Hey Whitewing!" Greeted Whitewind. "I was just leaving." She stumbled, realizing she was busted. Whitewind ran out the door.
Whitewing just shrugged and returned to playing on her iphone.
"Well that explains a lot." Grumbled Jaykit.
"Whitewing." Began Firestar. "Brambleclaw is now deputy."
Whitewing shrugged. "So? Hasn't he always been deputy?"
Firestar began to explain. "Well when I got mad at Brambleclaw for setting up a Christmas tree that Birchfall had actually set up, so I named you deputy then-" He was cut off by Jaykit.
"Don't even bother explaining." He meowed.
Then Hollykit burst into the room holding boxes of take out food. "The meal is finished!" She shouted.
"Look!" Lionkit pointed to a clock that read: 12:59
Exactly one minute later. "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" The whole clan shouted. And they feasted on Hollykit's pre ordered food and partied all night.
Well that's it for this episode of Warrior Holiday's!
The next chapter will be posted on the Chinese new year!
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