I have this and one other Fanfic that I am hoping I can update every two weeks, i am a stay at home mother of a 9 months old that has some medical issues so please be patient if I disappear up to weeks at a time,

I love the reviews this random idea has brought, I'm not super confident about my writing skillz lol I once did a terrible and I mean terrible teen titans lemony fanfic that crashed and burned! So this fic and Will of a Demon are my redemption pieces so enjoy. Throw me some ideas of what other terrible situations these two should end up in ;)

The lemon is still up for debate, do I want it implied or shall the chapter it occurs be drenched in citrus, not sure yet I had to gather courage for this scene!

Ch 4: A bathroom Scene

Orihime was desperate as she screamed for Ulquiorra, not once did she expect to watch her body shove open the bathroom door without a blush or for her face to be void of all expression.

"What is it Onna." Her own sweet voice bout growled at her as her own espresso eyes narrowed briefly.

Her mind could not keep up with it, but a pressing matter of anatomy had her bouncing on strong legs in a frantic manner.

"Your-I-i, mine..no no" She was practically in tears trying to tell the soul inhabiting her body that their body is in dire need to ...relieve itself. She felt dizzy just stringing out how to talk to her own body. She wiggled and moved her hips in frustration hoping Ulquiorra understood the potty dance at least, for she could not say what needs to be done without dying from embarrassment and melting into a puddle...a wet..running.. puddle ...She let out a cry of despair.

"Onna do not test my patience on this night." The feeling of sharp crescent nails digging into the soft flesh of his palm just irritated Ulquiorra further. 'I am showing more emotion then I have in my entire existence in just one night!' He felt utter distaste at how he squeezed his hands into tight balls, he was above showing such obvious signs of distress, but yet seeing his own body openly weeping and doing a ridiculous shake of hips made him downright murderous.

"What have you called me into this disgusting room for!" If it wasn't for his pride to remain a stoic, cold calculating espada he would have bellowed his question, instead he held on to his stoic mask by the skin of his teeth and ordered a reply from the Onna.

"I need to ..!" The word 'pee' just floated in the air like the elephant in the room, she groaned and pointed to the toilet and with a blazing red face that felt as hot as the sun she pointed to her now male appendage region. Even the word crotch sounding dirty while she was in her once constables body, she frantically kept pointing from example A to B hoping beyond hope that Ulquiorra would catch her drift.

"You need to Wh-." He felt his eyes widen as understanding poured over him like a cold bucket of water, he vaguely remembered he had plans to alleviate his bodily function and promptly shower before retiring to his cot for the night. 'Shit!' The uncharacteristic expression all but angered him more, he was in her body for less than an hour and already he was sinking so low as to act so ..human.

"Do I actually need to help you urinate Onna? how pathetic of you to act so childish. 'She watched as her own body scoffed at her a look of condemnation burning within her own eyes. " For whatever length of time we are forced to reside in each other's bodies we should learn such simple means to adjust."

Orihime let out a guttural growl, the warden from her timed served in Hueco Mundo was back and looking down at her from within her own body. Anger burned within her, she wasn't a weak child that needed to be lead by the hand, she just felt like she was violating Ulquiorra by unabashedly touching his intimate parts for even a simple task.

" Fine!" She unzipped his pants and walked over to the toilet, mentally and physically preparing herself to touch his.. His.. Thingy! She squeezed her eyes shut as she readied herself to grab..

" Enough!"

Orihime looked over at her own body that was once standing stoically by the door was now inches from her-Ulquiorra's face. She stifled a surprised squeak and quirked an eyebrow at the close proximity.

"I will assist you just this once Onna."

Orihime has never tasted the a more bitter taste of regret than she did right now, regret to call for help from such a person, regret that burned her face to a supernova as she watched her once innocent, pure hands reach for the unzipped groin of her current and very male body.

"Nooooooo!"

Cold seeped into her very bones as she felt her body stir along a hard floor. 'How did I?' She couldn't string solid coherent thoughts together as a wave of nausea curdled her stomach, bile stung the back of her throat as it felt like her reiatsu was being suffocated, slowly being crushed and siphoned. The pain throbbed within every inch of her body as she struggled to open her mouth, it was like sticky duct tape sealed it she could move her lips just barely but not enough to gulp in sweet oxygen. 'Breather, I-ii need to b-breathe' pinpricks of pain stabbed around her heavy lids as she desperately forced herself to open the seam of her lips. Relief danced in her chest as she felt her lips part and sweet air rushed forth filling her lungs in deep breaths that had her chest aching. With each lungful she felt her strength slowly grow and what felt like a hundred years she opened her eyes. The dull light felt hot and her pulse throbbed behind them, with a groan she felt herself lift her upper body, but something felt off even her voice sounded lower and gravelly. She blinked several times as she tried to pinpoint what was off, the first thing was she felt so light, no heavy weight around her chest pulling and even stranger was that there was a weight hanging between her thighs. Her memory felt fuzzy, her mind groggy but she still had energy for her curiosity to burn to the front of her mind, she surveyed the room she was in. A limp body to her side made Orihime freeze her skin prickled as her whole body stopped all funtion, throat felt dry and scratchy and she could practically taste her heartbeat as she looked upon her own body. Her pumpkin hair flared out like a pillow as her body was sprawled out as if she fainted, when her own face twitched and scrunched together horror filled her, memories swirled as realization hit her hard like a ton of bricks. A silent cry lodged in her throat as she remembered, she was in Ulquiorra's body.

Urahara cocked his head to the side as he watched a disheveled version of Ulquiorra claw its way out of the bathroom terror and exhaustion stretching his face taut.

"I feel so violated!" Orihime cried as she slumped onto the ground before Urahara's feet, she let the cool floor lower her hot cheeks.

"What did you do Ulquiorra?" Urahara asked as he looked down upon the pathetic lump at his that was the 'other' Ulquiorra, he stifled a chuckle as he watched the prone body stiffen.

"The Onna did not understand how to properly alleviate a male's body when the need to urinate is upon them." Orihime's body gave a cold stare to the mass before Urahara's feet. "I taught her the proper method so she won't have trouble if the need is upon her while she is in my body."

"My body used to be pure!" She wailed the deep baritone of Ulquiorra's voice filling the small room.

Bwaa haa poor Orihime! I hope the shock wasn't too much for her lol

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