Another early chapter for everyone, I'm being generous mainly due to the fact I keep coming up with ideas and I have alot of free time currently. (Insomnia it, gives you wings!) or in my case inspiration!

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Insinuated lemon-0

Drowning in lemon 3

I think it's safe to say (since ch 9 is the cut-off for voting) you will be drowning in lemon juice with these two kids ;)

Ch 7: Soaked and Soapy

Plump wet flesh filled his palm, bolts of pleasure sparked through him along with a pulsating feeling that erupted over his skin. The sensations stroked over him like the water, he growled

not understanding the unfamiliar sensations rolling through him like a wave. 'Is her body lewd or something, I am simply cleaning it!' His mind was in a state of utter confusion and an unknown emotion that painted his cheeks a fiery red. 'Female arousal comes from stimuli of various regions and mental imagery… Why is her body reacting to its own hands.' Ulquiorra stood stock still releasing the breast he massaged body wash over and just stood there willing the heat that fluttered in regions to cease. Oh how he wished those various body parts would stop existing. 'Nor have I imagined any sexual imagery.' He could hear the toll of bells announcing his death, if he continued to reside within a body that is so sensitive it would surely kill him before the week was up.

"U-Ulquiorra!" The loud screech woke him from his stupor, summoning him back to the present as He stood there holding a ridiculous neon pink sheet with panda faces staring back at him, arms in mid-swing to cover the sofa.

" What is it Onna?" Could he hid underneath a rock for the remaining days. 'Her body could last without the spoiled necessities.'

"Di-does your body need a shower?" She stuttered, face flaming red as she looked completely absorbed in pressing her two index fingers together in a constant rhythm.

Ulquiorra looked up to the ceiling requesting for patience 'Did I pray in my previous life?' He mused, he could feel his face tense and if he was one to show emotion he would be pinching the bridge of his nose. He clenched his teeth summoning every bit of pride he held dearly as an espada, and faced his former body that looked so pathetically human with its pouty lips and hunched over posture. 'To what lengths will she shame my body.'

" To be frank Onna, I did have plans to shower my body on this night." He gave her a chilling look, his voice a promise of more punishment. " Do you require my assistance once more, or will you be Intelligent enough to handle the simple task yourself."

If he didn't speak in such a straightforward monotone, she wouldn't have caught that throaty growl laced in his typical speech. A growl that evoked a fear that scratched at her throat, a subtle reminder that he was not above driving his point home. 'Keep bullying me, you'll regret it when the mechanical kittens of doom get you!' Her mind conjured up the image of Ulquiorra running for his life with the laser kittens hot on his heels, their cute meows calling for his crispy end. 'He would look on in horror as they cuddled him to death!' She smiled evilly plotting his furry doom.

" Onna if you are to blatantly ignore me do so without an idiotic grin on my face." His displeased voice brought Orihime back from enjoying her bloodthirsty daydream.

" Ulquiorra this is not Hueco Mucho this is my home stop being so rude." She snapped, Orihime herself was not one to be annoyed but his little barbs were getting under her skin. She was tired of playing nicey-nice with him, she welcomed him into her home and body (literally) regardless of her own turmoil with the situation and he couldn't be nice to her for one second. ' I don't want this, I want my own body back.' Frustrated tears began to well along her lashes, she didn't want to cry but her emotions were like a whirlwind ready blow away all her restraints.

Ulquiorra looked at Orihime and could feel the palpable dark emotions choking her. Guilt wasn't a word nor emotion he regarded but with tears brimming emerald eyes he couldn't help but feel that loathsome word. 'What is wrong with me?' He couldn't contain any of his spite, the cold words constantly attacking the Onna. She was nothing but welcoming in this troublesome situation and yet all he did was belittle her. 'I am acting more and more like pathetic human trash.' He chastised himself, he may be a hollow but even hollows know how to be grateful.

" Onna ..I" Apologies were never his strong point, he never had to apologize or prostrate himself for anyone other than Aizen-sama even than it was rare. " I am trusting you with the care of my body, do not disappoint" Vocalizing his appreciation was as sincere as an action she was going to get from him. He stubbornly stood his ground despite feeling that he was being petty...just a little bit.

Her eyes snapped to his with fire burning the green to a vibrant hue, teeth clenched with a deadly aura pulsing around her. She never looked more delectable to him right then, besides residing in his body, her anger was intoxicating to him. It sent chills racing down his spine and that familiar cloying emotion to stimulate his very sensitive and very alluring borrowed body.

" I hope the kittens of doom get you!' She shrieked as she marched into the bathroom, anger pouring from every pore of her body. 'An apology from that emotionless robot, I'm more likely to see Kurosaki-kun in a dress doing the tango then get an apology from Ulquiorra!' Her mind sneered as articles of clothing were ripped off and strewn across the damp tiles. Sadness stilled her movements and a cold lethargic feeling swept through her bones. 'Kurosaki-kun...please save me' She whimpered smothering her face with broad hands as she wept silently.

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The morning sky seeped through the multicolored curtains, colors of the rainbow dancing along the room. She groaned, her body feeling stiff and achy even her mind felt fuzzy. She squinted against the glare of the soft sunlight and groaned '5 more mins.' her mind whispered as scrubbed her face, awareness prickled as something felt oddly warm against her side and hip, like a heater was basking her skin in its glow. She grunted and tried to wiggle free but a soft moan and the shifting of the sheets had her eyes snapping open. She looked over, a silent scream animating her face as she saw her body-Ulquiorra wrapped along her side, his arms intertwined with her lone shoulder and a leg thrown carelessly over her hip. 'Oh god Oh god oh god!" She felt the blood drain from her face 'How did Ulquiorra and me end up in bed together!"

Good chapter? Bad chapter? Let me know what I can improve :). I feel like my writing style is evolving so it felt and read differently to me in this chapter...or I'm really tired and my energy drink is giving me wings.

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