The Eds looked at where Ed was pointing. What they saw was a man with a satellite dish growing out of his head and emitting a red gas of some sorts.

Eddy: Check it. New OC in the mix now.

Edd: Monster of the week?

Eddy: I don't know man. This guy is making us do all this new s*** and stuff. I just don't know.

Dish Head: Thank you ever so much for doing my job for me boys but now if you could step aside and let me do my job.

Eddy: Your job? What's that? You work for a living? Ha! We're rich b****! We pay guys to do our work. In fact here's ten dollars, act like a chicken.

Dish Head: I shall not degrade myself for ten dollars! Not now, not ever!

Eddy: So then what do you do for a living?

Dish Head: I hunt down and destroy the defenders of good, such as all the ghosts before me.

Edd: How did that go for all those ghosts before you?

Dish Head: I think I'll change my career to hunting down and destroying punka** boys right after this job.

Ed: Why does everyone want to kill us or do bottly harm to us today?

Dish Head: Well you know, what with a satilite dish growing out of my head, I've kind of got a limited career option.

Edd: Understandable.

Eddy: He's got a point.

Dish Head: Now kindly step aside so I can earn an honest days pay.

The duo looked behind them at the beaten and defenseless girls and then at each other.

Eddy: What will ya give us?

Dish Head: Six months to a year and then you are so dead.

Eddy: Oh you wanna go buddy we'll go.

Edd: Im going right now.

Ed: Where are we going?

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Dish Head: If you truley want to die today then so be it. I can read your most private thoughts, find your weakness and exploit it. Like a celebertiy and their naughty tapes.

Eddy: You'll get nothing from this mind. I dare you to just and try find out what's going on inside this head of... Double D.

Edd: I second that... wait what?

Dish Head peers inside Edds head.

Dish Head: Huh, so thats it is it?

A calendar materlizes into the ghosts hand. He tosses it over to Edd. Edd looks at and sees it is a calendar of Avril Lavigne in swim suits.

Edd: I must analyze this in privacy.

Edd goes into a nerby building.

Edd: I am not to be disturbed for up to three or five minutes.

Eddy: I hate my friends.

Ed: Let's see if he can read my mind.

Ed charges Dish Head dressed as a penguin.

Ed: CAN YOU READ MY MIND! CAN YOU READ MY MIND! CAN YOU READ MY MIND!

Eddy: What does this have to do with anything?

Dish Head: I am kind of scared to read his mind. Kind of.

Dish Head reads his mind and sees Ed skipping through a meadow of flowers with only one thought in his head.

Ed: Donuts, donuts, donuts. I do just love a good donut.

Dish Head: More of a bagel man myself.

A donut materlizes into his hand. The ghost tosses Ed a donut. Ed goes for the donut instead and begins to playfully chew on it as a dog would with a chew toy.

Ed: He could read minds. Eeyup. He's convinced me. Uh-hu. I'm a believer now. Sure am.

Eddy: I f***ing hate my friends!

Dish Head: And then there was one.

Dish looks into the mind of Eddy.


Now entering Eddy's head. Dish Head can see a corprate building filled with CEO's in a meeting room. All the CEO's are Eddy just a different part of him. At the end of the meeting table was one Eddy who was showing the others a slideshow.

Dish Head: What the Hell is going on here?

Eddy 1: Now my fellow innovators, I have the next big cash cow idea right in front of you.

Eddy 2: Well? Where is it?

Eddy 1: I'm wearing it right now.

Eddy 2: Huh?

Dish Head: What the hell is going on here man?

Eddy 1: Gentlmen, what you are looking at is the next big thing in fashion sense. Inflatable pants.

Every other Eddy: Brilliant!

Dish Head: That's a horrible idea.

Eddy 2: How does it work?

Eddy 1: It's simple. All you have to do is blow into the tube that's sewn into the waist and it inflates the crouch region. But for the women.

Eddy 2: Brilliant!

Dish Head: No! It's a horrible idea!

Eddy 1: Now we'll wanna advertise to our targeted audience. Which is three year olds tothirty three year olds.

Eddy 2: We're destined to succeed.


Eddy stares into space as he imagens the fame for his latest idea. Dish Head tries his best to talk Eddy out of it.

Dish Head: No! Don't do it! It's a horrible, awful idea!

The Anarchy Sisters watch on without a care in the world.

Panty: I put ten on the TV system from the ninties.

Stocking: You're on.

The two are surprised when Gaterbelt finally make his first appearance and pops up from right behind them.

Gaterbelt: Get off yo lazy a**es and do your job already!

Panty: F*** where did you come from?

Gaterbelt: Just kill that ghost.

Panty: Fine. Where's some panties I can use?

Panty then looks at the disoriented Powerpuff girls.


Panty & Stocking then do their transformation with the Powerpuffs underwire and stockings. Just imagen that for a while, I know I will be. Oh that would be awesome if some one made a pic of that... Oh yeah. Oh wait am I still writing? D***! Disregard those last few lines.

Anyways they now have their weapons and the ghost is too distracted by Eddy to notice.

Dish Head: You have the worst ideas in the world!

Just then the ghost notices Panty's gun to his head and Stockings blades to his throat.

Dish Head: I regret nothing!

The ghost then explodes like on the show.

Panty: Alright now that that's over let's finish that one punk.

Both sisters turn their rage on Eddy.

Eddy: Oh come at me ya stone cold b****es. I still have the power of a million Supermans.

Stocking: Wouldn't the plural be Supermen?

Eddy: Silence!

Eddy fires some laser vision at the sister but misses and hits the wall behind them. The wall crumbles and reveals Edd looking at the picture still as he notices that everyone watching him.

Edd: No! This is a private moment! Don't look at my shame!

Eddy, Panty, and Buttercup laugh at Edd.

Gaterbelt: There will be no fighting each other what so ever.

Panty: What!? Why the Hell not?

Gaterbelt: Because you all make a team better then enimies. If it wasn't for these three little punks standing their ground you'd be easy ghost prey right now. Just be thankful they didn't abandon your sorry a** and left you to hang up and dry.

Panty: Whatever.

Stocking: They still owe us a new See Through.

Eddy: We aren't paying for that sad a** excuse of a Pimp mobile.

Buttercup: I don't care what this Rev. says, I don't work for him and the Eds still pissed me off.

Blossom: I can't find my panties.

Bubbles: Gentle breeze today.

Edd: We could take you all down again and last time we weren't even trying.

Eddy: Mortal Kombahahahaha...

Edd and Eddy then begin to bend over in pain as their stomachs rumbled.

Blossom: The chemical X is wearing off boys. Was it worth it?

Blossom asks standing over the crippled Eds. Eddy peeks up her skirt.

Eddy: Totally.

Blossom: Why you little...

Ed then pulls Eddy out of the way of Blossom's heat vision.

Ed: How bout this? You girls turn and run away now. Eddy and Double D are with me. Besides it was Panty and Stocking that stole your undergarments.

Buttercup: He's got a point.

The PPGs then turn to the Anarchy Sisters.

Panty: We'll kill you with your own clothes.

Buttercup: Just try it.

Gaterbelt: Everyone just calm the hell down! First of all you Anarchy skanks give the Powerpuff girls back their undergarments and never make me have to say that sentence ever again.

Eddy: Congratulations blondie, you've done what only every boy in the world dreamt of at one point in their life's. You've held the panties of all the Powerpuff Girls. Hahaha.

Buttercup: We will kill you.

Gatrbelt: Secondly, get your panties and stockings from those boys.

Ed: I'll allow it.

Eddy: Yeah, I'm afraid I'll catch something just from touching them.

Panty: I will castrate you.

Edd: Nothing there to cut off.

Eddy: F*** you!

Garterbelt: Finally, you all better start getting along because you're going to be seeing a lot more of eachother from here on out.

Panty: You can't mean...

Gaterbelt: Yes. You're all partners now.

Blossom: We don't have to work with them.

Gaterbelt: You five girls are all supposed to protect this city so may as well do it together.

Blossom: He's got a point.

Panty: Makes the work easier.

Eddy: We still don't have to do anything for you people.

Gaterbelt: You'll do it alright or else.

Edd: Or else what?

Gaterbelt: Or else you'll...

Gaterbelt pulls out a copy of Final Fantasy from his sleeve.

Gaterbelt: You'll have to play this game until you've unlocked every level up and weapon on it.

Ed, Edd n' Eddy pause for a minute and then simultaneously vomit.

Eddy: It's so horrible.

Edd: Don't make us play it! We'll do whatever you want, just please for all things holy and pure in this world don't make us play that game!

And just like that the ultimate team in the history of the universe was created... But we just told you the story of these guys instead. See you all next chapter!