In the Ed mansion in the morning. The three Eds are in their kitchen stocking up on food and drinks.
Edd: Are you ready for this?
Eddy: It'll be the most dangerous thing we've ever done, you know?
Ed: I've never been more ready for a challenge before in my life.
Eddy: Alright then, the Anime challenge begins.
Thats right everyone. The Eds have taken the ultimate challenge, watch nothing but English sub anime for a whole week. Will they survive or face the fate of the billions before them? Lets find out.
Eddy: Alright, once more over the list Double D. Beer?
Edd: Check.
Eddy: Donuts?
Edd: Check.
Eddy: More Donuts and Beer?
Edd: Double check.
Eddy: Cyanide pills? You know, just in case.
Edd: Check.
Eddy: Alright, sounds like we're ready for this. Lets go!
All three Eds get themselves psyched and ready for the challenge. As they walk into the TV room they come out to see their couch as become occupied by two sisters.
Eddy: Hey! Whoa. What are you two skanks doing in our house.
Panty: Gaterbelt was being a total d***hole and we wanted a place to just watch TV.
Eddy: You couldn't of just rented a motel room like normal women of the night?
Stocking: Thats only her, I just wanted some sweets.
Edd: Why don't you two just go back to your Lollipop Chainsaw ripoff anime and get out of our mansion. Not necessarily in that order.
Panty: Cut us some slack man. You finally have some girls who actually want to be under the same roof as you. Besides what do you wanna do that's so important you can't give up the TV?
Eddy: Your mother.
Edd: We were going to have a Anime-athon just to see how long we could go without killing ourselves.
Ed: I bet that we would do the job in when we put you show on.
Eddy: Hahaha!
Panty: F*** you! We know you yank it to our show every day.
Eddy: No we just do the hanging ourselves attempt.
Panty: Why do you always have to have a answer for everything you s***lord!?
Eddy: Because that's just how s***lord works.
Edd: Just get out of our house already!
Stocking: Not happening.
Edd readied to yell at the two sisters once more but is stopped by Eddy.
Eddy: Alright girls. I guess you win. We'll just take our misadventure to the indoor theater.
Panty: You have a theater?
Edd: Oh yeah, we got hallways we haven't even explored yet.
Eddy: Im pretty sure some one even died by getting lost in one of them.
Ed: I found goat skull in one them once.
Eddy: Anyways,lets go guys.
Edd whispers to Eddy.
Edd: Why are we giving up to them?
Eddy: We'll just annoy them out later today.
Edd: Okay.
The trio went back into the kitchen and sat down at one of the booths to think of what they can do to chase the Anarchy sisters out of their mansion as soon as possible.
The Eds: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Eddy: Good times.
Edd: Eeyup.
Eddy: OH MY GOD THERE'S A TINY MAN NEXT TO YOU!
Edd: Ahahahah! Oh, it's just Dexter.
Eddy: Where'd you come from ginger?
Dexter: The front door, where else?
Eddy: Who let you in?
Edd: Tell us!
Ed: Let's slit his f***ing throat right here.
Eddy: Calm thy self my dog of war.
Dexter begins to cower.
Dexter: I was invited to my cousins new house warming party.
Eddy: House warming party?
Edd: They didn't.
Ed: They did.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the mansion, the Powerpuffs are moving their own supplies into the mansion while their relatives set up party decororations.
Blossom: Finally we can have our own rooms.
Buttercup: Now I don't need to put a sock on the door for when I have...
Both sisters look at the innocent Bubbles.
Buttercup: A "Special Friend" over.
Bubbles: And a backyard big enough to practice our cheers with the rest of the team Blossom.
Blossom: That there is.
Blossom then looks over to see how the party set up is going.
Blossom: Rainbow Dash! You better handle that ice sculpture with better care then that!
She turns back to her sisters.
Blossom: Huh, cousins.
Eddy: Hey!
The girls turn to see Edd and Eddy running down the hall.
Edd: If we walk the entire fanfic would be over.
Eddy: Pretty sure Ed got lost halfway through, but I'm afraid to go down there again. Anyways, who said you skanks could move in?
Blossom: We're all apart of a team now, so we figured may as well be in the team fortress.
Edd: No way. We already have to deal with the Anarchy Sisters, we don't need to put up with you three as well.
Buttercup: Tough luck. We are here to stay.
Bubbles: Besides, you said that this mansion is big enough for ninty of you Eddy.
Eddy: When did I say that?
Eddy flashesback to the fight yesterday. To a time where he was in a grapple fight with Bubbles.
Eddy: We are so going to win. Our mansion is big enough for ninty of you Powerpuff teams.
Eddy: Oh yeah. I guess I did say that. But that doesn't mean I was inviting you three to come live with us.
Blossom: We brought Jaw Breakers.
Edd & Eddy: ...
Eddy: They're alright by me for now.
Edd: I don't have a beef with them.
Ed crashes through the wall.
Ed: I heard Jawbreakers.
Eddy: Where you've been?
Ed: I wound up in another world and became a king among its people. But then I dropped it all to get my jawbreakers.
Eddy: Let there be a party then, but come tomorrow you three are out of here.
Later during the party. Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves. That is until the eds noticed something unusual for this party.
Eddy: Where are the Powerpuffs?
Edd: I thought you were going to keep an eye on them to be honest.
Ed: I was busy watching this bird. It was just doing bird stuff.
Eddy: So basically you watched a bird do nothing then?
Ed: Yes.
Eddy: Split up and find them.
Ed: I don't have to go down the hall again do I? I really don't want to.
Eddy: Good point. Check your rooms.
And so the eds split up and went to their rooms.
Eddy arrived to his room only to see it was trashed and the green puff was digging through his stuff.
Eddy: I knew it. Sent to find our weaknesses and bring us down. Well it won't work, we have no weaknesses because we have no strengths.
Buttercup just looked at Eddy and held up a pair of underwear that fans of the original show should already know.
Buttercup: Are these your leopard skin underwear?
Eddy looks to the side and sees Buttercup's reflection in a mirror she knocked down while searching allowing him to see up her skirt.
Eddy: Depends, are those really heart shaped polka dotted panties you're wearing right now?
Buttercup: Well played foe.
Eddy: As for you my opponent.
Buttercup: Are we about to do this or what?
Eddy: As long I can use a collar.
Buttercup: Alright.
And so the two started to (Snuggle. That's all I'm allowed to say on this rating.)
Edd went into his room to see it has been redecorated with a bunch of stuffed animals. Mainly Hello Kitty.
Blossom: Hello there. I was just making some minor alterations in my new living quarters.
Edd: This is my room and you just girled it all up with chibi stuffed animals.
Blossom: I just love Hello Kitty.
Blossom hugged her stuffed animal.
Edd: Well where am I supposed to live?
Blossom: We could be roomies and if you play your cards right, maybe something more.
Blossom smiles at Edd. Edd looks at her curves and makes his decision.
Edd: Sounds like a plan to me.
Blossom: Good. Now get out of my room I have... "Womanly" duties to preform.
Blossom pushes Edd out of their room.
Edd: Can I at least watch?
Blossom: No.
She closes the door on him.
As for Ed and Bubbles, they were just playing tic tac toe.
Ed: You're fun.
Bubbles: No you're fun.
Meanwhile in the TV room Panty & Stocking have difficulty watching their shows with that music from the party going.
Panty: What's going on? Don't people know that parties don't start until we walk in?
Stocking: Seems like people need to be reminded who the queens are around here.
And so the party is crashed and taken into a entirely different direction that I can't tell you about because of the rating once again protecting whats left of your fragile innocence my reader.
In the morning everyone awakes. Eddy and Buttercup awaken in bed. Blossom awakens alone in her own bed. Edd awakens on the couch. Ed and Bubbles never went to sleep because they're Ed and Bubbles after all. Stocking fell asleep wither face in a cake and her sister at the top of a pyramid made of party guests.
Eddy: So this is happening ain't it?
Edd: It would appear so.
Eddy: B****es be living here.
Edd:Figures. Women can't get enough of us.
Eddy: We're irresistible to them.
Edd: Like cat nip.
Eddy: This whole thing is going to get weird isn't it?
Edd: It sure is. Just wait until next chapter.
Eddy: When we...
End.
