Somewhere in the Mojave desert is the gathering of some of the most diabolical fiends and villains ever to be animated for a Y-7 rated children's program. Lets see what their up to. Now entering a secret base made to look like a mountain that resembled a giant baby for some reason. In it all the villains socialized with each other as they waited for the one that summoned them there.

Scantly: So how did you get here?

Mojo Jojo: I, Mojo Jojo, took the 180 all the way here.

Scantly: Yeah, me and my dear sister got here coming on the 111 but then got a little thrown of course because of the fowl GPS.

Princess: Ha! You all got here like chumps and poor people. My daddy loaned me his helicopter to get to his private jet and fly all the way here.

Knee Socks: Something tells me that's not all her daddy gets her.

Scantly and Knee Socks high five each other. Meanwhile Aku and Discord mingle before they are interrupted by another ghost with an intercom for a mouth and his voice sounded kind of like the voice of Archer.

Loud Mouth: Whoa. Hey what happened to you two? Did ya fallout of the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?

Aku opens his mouth to answer.

Loud Mouth: Wait let me finish. And then roll down the destined-to-be-a-virgin-for-the-rest-of-my-life hill? Okay now I'm finished... That's what she said.

Aku: I am Aku, master of all things evil and shapeshifting.

Loud Mouth: Here's an idea, why not change into something that isn't an eye sore and has something interesting to say? Chew on that for a while guy. What about you Mr. Goat dude?

Discord: I am Discord, spirit of chaos and disharmony.

Loud Mouth: So basically every day life?

Discord: More then just that. I can warp all of reality if I wanted to.

Loud Mouth: Why would you do that?

Discord: Because its cool.

Aku: He's got a point.

Loud Mouth: It's true.

Him then teleports into the room with the Rowdyruff Boys and Powerpunk Girls.

Him: See. I told you it was quicker going down the ninth gate.

Brick: Whatever. Why are we even here? We don't even care about being evil anymore. Ga! I hate you.

Him: I feel like I should go talk to him but I really don't want to.

Discord: Him! Good friend. Come join I and Aku in reminiscing on our gliry days.

Him: Ah, good times.

Aku: They sure were. But since we all know how those days end lets ask how each other have been doing these past centuries.

Discord: I was turned to stone.

Him: People just forgot about me. I guess people don't want a villain that is possibly a girl and yet at the same time a boy too anymore.

Aku: Yes, now people just want...

Him and Aku look at Discord.

Discord: What? I was inspired by Q from Star Trek. My awesomeness was already around.

Him walks away to meet his daughters there and who else would be his daughters other then, you guessed it, Scantly & Knee Socks.

Him: Hello girls.

Scantly & Knee Socks: Daddy!

Brick: Wait. Those two are our half sisters?

Him: Thats right.

Boomer: Why didn't you ever tell us we've had half sisters before?

Him: Because, I'm a shamed of them for more reasons then you can imagine... But they're still my baby girls.

Him then meets Mojo once more.

Him: Oh, hello Mojo.

Mojo: Hello Him.

Both stood there in a moment of awkward silence.

Him: Things got weird didn't they?

Mojo: They did. Rather quickly even.

Him: Lets never speak of it again.

Just then an intercom came on and o voice came form the speaker.

Speaker: Hello? Testing. Can you people hear me.

Butch: Is that you Almighty Creator?

Brick: No Butch. It's just whomever summoned us all here trying to keep his identity a secret from us all still.

Butch: Oh.

Speaker: Okay and I can hear you so let's get this over with. Welcome fiends and foes alike to the first ever annual meeting of big dog villains. Yay. Lets all cheer together.

Everyone slowly claps and some even let out reluctant "Yays" of their own.

Speaker: Okay, enough of that. Lets begin with step one, role call. Aku?

A long silence can be heard.

Aku: What?

Speaker: See when I ask for your name you're supposed to say something that announces you are in fact here.

Aku: Oh sorry. Um, here.

Speaker: Well now the moment has come and gone Aku so thanks for nothing. From now on to avoid losing the moment once again everyone just say "here" and we'll all assume that is short for "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane." Him?

Him: Here.

Speaker: Good. See now? We're getting some where. Discord?

Discord: Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.

Brick: Yo disembodied voice dude. Can we move along because Injustice comes out this week and I don't wanna miss pre-ordering it for the love of all things holy in this world.

Speaker: Calm thy selves Rowdyruffs I'll get to you soon enough... Rowdyruff Boys?

Brick: Here.

Speaker: Okay that's enough of step one. If I did not call your name it's because you either were not invited here and have no reason for living or I just simply do not care enough about you to call for your name. Either way, please don't name me in your suicide note. Now are there any questions.

The speaker waits for someone to ask him something.

Speaker: Come now people. There are no dumb questions.

Loud Mouth raises his hand to ask a question.

Speaker: Yes. The re**** in the front with a dumba** question.

Loud Mouth: Um... Yeah. You still haven't like told us why you summoned us here or provided an explanation to anything yet so what are we doing here anyways?

Speaker: Im glad you asked that my writers Monster of the week. You see my villainess brethren, at one point or another in our careers we have all faced an humiliating defeat at the hands of our righteous tormentors. Weather they be Powerpuff Girls, Anarchy Sisters and or the d***s with the same name. And now I call you all here because they have formed an alliance with each other.

Discord: I still don't see why I'm here. I've never fought any of these people. I've only faced off with the Mane Six.

Aku: I, Aku, have been plagued by a bothersome Samurai myself but never any of these children. Unless you pay close attention to the first episodes of Samurai Jack and see a destroyed Townsville in the background.

Speaker: Thats right but you guys were made by the same creators and therefore are good enough to help us. Plus that gives us an advantage against the trinity of heroes.

Brick: I don't know. Hitting girls as cute as the Powerpuffs just seems wrong at this point.

Berserker: Watch what you say about them Brick or I just might get jealous.

Brick: I'll be good.

Speaker: Hey kinky. I like it. But anyways what do you all say? Partners? And then we can move on to destroy the rest of our annoying heroes and what not.

Him: Partners.

Discord: Partners.

Aku: Partners.

Everyone else (Because this is getting rather repetitive): Partners.

Speaker: Excellent my new friends. Together we shall destroy all of our enemies and strike fear into the hearts of those who dare to stand against us just by our name alone. Community Of Criminal Kings Or also known as, C. O. C again. And finally K.

Mojo looks around at the other villains.

Mojo: Really guys? That's going to be our acronym?

Speaker: Spread the word to your most trusted of allies and cronies my friends. We shall gather our forces and strike when they are most vulnerable.

Mojo: So that's a yes on the name then, right?

Speaker: We still got time to preform one last evil group foreshadowy style laugh if you wanna join in. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone else looks at each other for a second then slowly joins in on the laugh.

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

End.

Eddy: Hey there everyone. Since neither me nor Double D were even mentioned in this chapter to an EEnE fanfic, We've decided to do a little bonus segment called Top 5.

Edd: We do five things when we don't appear in a chapter before it ends or if its too short. This time it's our top 5 predictions that will blow your f***ing mind on how accurate they are.

Edd & Eddy: Number five!

Eddy smacks Edd.

Eddy: With more enthuasium.

Edd: Number five, The President will not run for a third term.

Edd & Eddy: Number four!

Eddy: The great old one, Cthulhu, will awaken from his deathly sleep in his sunken city and rise from the depths of the ocean to spread madness and bring an end to all of mankind... Only to see his shadow and retreat back beneath the waves giving mankind another eight centuries of life.

Edd & Eddy: Number three!

Edd: Disney will make another millions of dollars while we continue to go and be unnoticed for our greatness and the Powerpuffs get a reboot series this year. F***ing google it.

Edd & Eddy: Number two!

Eddy: Number one will surprise you the most.

Edd & Eddy: Number one!

Edd: We'll have a new chapter very soon.

Eddy: If you got a top five then tell us and we may just use it.