It was a quite day in the mansion but a boring one. All the eds and Anarchy sisters sat with nothing to do on the couch and nothing to watch to watch on TV. Stocking was eating her endless supply of sweets, Panty picking her nose without a care in the world, Ed sleeping at one end of the couch, Eddy sitting at the opposite end of the couch with the remote surfing the TV in search of something to watch and Edd in the center of the couch arguing with Eddy about what to watch.

Edd: Will you just pick something to watch already?

Eddy: If there was something. Everything on TV now days is the equivalent of nothing, and they play nothing on the weekends.

Edd: What about DVR?

Eddy: We watched all of that stuff.

Edd: Is there nothing for us to do that does not end with someone getting physically harmed or publicly humiliated?

Eddy: It would appear not.

Ed: Even I've caught onto that sometime ago.

Panty: It sucks d*** when there's no ghosts to kill or movies to watch and we end up stuck these losers.

Eddy: Losers that make nine grand a month more then you do a year without having to do anything.

Panty glared at Eddy who truly did not care about her opinion.

Edd: Besides, didn't you two have a home all your own? Why don't you just go back to your own home?

Stocking: And ruin the plot? No thanks. Besides its way better then just being yelled at by Gaterbelt all day.

Eddy: Who can end our boredamnation!?

Just then everyone looks over to their right and look at Blossom who just entered the room.

Blossom: Um... Did I miss something?

The Eds were too busy looking at Blossoms hour glass like figure with her perfectly jiggly breast.

Eddy: Bouncy.

Panty thuds Eddy over the head bearly even phasing him.

Eddy: Oh right. We're bored Blossom. Do something that will unbored us all.

Blossom: What do you expect me to do about it?

Eddy: A pole dance would be exciting for a while.

Edd: Be even better to see where that would eventually lead up to.

Panty & Stocking both bonk Eddy & Edd over the head once more.

Blossom: I'm not degrading myself in that manner.

Panty: Is there nothing you have planned?

Blossom: Well... There is one thing we can all do.

Ed Edd & Eddy: Please be a lemon fanfic. Please be a lemon fanfic. Please be a lemon fanfic.

Blossom: It's a board game I made myself.

Ed Edd & Eddy: Ah D*** It!

Blossom: I've been needing to test it this week but Buttercup, Bubbles and my cousins are always too busy to play it.

Eddy: Oh way to go Panty, now we're stuck being the test monkeys. Never let a blonde do the talking.

Panty:... I'm going to kill you some day Eddy.

Eddy: No you won't because I'll never marry you.

Panty: I don't like you.

Eddy: Thats how they always start.

A table is set up in the middle of the room with a game map that resembles a city drawn on it. The three Eds sit on their side, Anarchy sisters across from them and Blossom t the end of the table with the rule book she wrote at hand.

Blossom: Now we need at least six players so Panty and Stocking you need a friend.

Panty: Who are we supposed to call at this time of day.

The doorbell rings. Panty answers it to see Brief standing at the doorway.

Brief: Hey Panty. Garterbelt told me you two moved in here.

Panty: Perfect timing geek boy.

Panty drags him in to the house.

Panty: He's a third member.

Eddy: Aww... They need a mans hand to help beat us at something.

Ed: But since he's all they could find on such short notice they don't stand a chance.

Blossom: Now everyone pick your piece. Will it be Police, Firemen, Doctors, or Bums?

Edd: I call Doctor. Doctor Who that is.

Ed: I wanna be on the police force so I could use this Judge Dread toy I got four years ago. I did things I'm not proud of for it.

Eddy: If he gets to be Judge Dread I wanna use my Robocop piece here.

Blossom: Um... Okay. Hey Panty, Stocking and...

Brief: Brief.

Blossom: Brief. What are you're avatars.

Stocking: Just give me the doctor.

Panty: If those idiots are working for the city then I call being a firechick rather then working with them in the same department.

Brief: And I'll be the...

Panty: No one cares. Lets begin.

Blossom: Okay then. Now I'm the mayor so I will assign you guys your tasks for the day. Whom ever can beat the task without spending too much of the cities money is the winner.

Panty: Get on with it.

Blossom draws a card from the deck she had next to her.

Blossom: Alright police men, if we can really call you that, there has been a murder near the fire department.

Panty: Oh come on!

Blossom: Go investigate it. You have twenty guesses to solve the crime.

This where it gets crazy.

Now in the imaged world of the Frienimeis. Ed & Eddy look exactly like Dread and Robocop now investigating the murder.

Eddy: Hey check it out Dread, the chief is saying I can go in there and yell at this b****.

Ed: I am the law.

Eddy: Yeah, I've herd.

Ed: And as the law I'm giving you the power to go in there and make that woman cry from being put under so much pressure from questioning.

Panty: Oh like I've never been under pressure before.

Eddy: Silence!

Edd: Where?

Eddy: Not that Silence. Her silence.

Panty: You can't tell me what to-

Ed: Randomlyyellingtoblockoutyoursenslessbabeling!

The Eds, minus Edd, question Panty, dressed in a scantly fire woman uniform.

Eddy: Did you kill him? Is this your gun?

Eddy holds the gun directly aimed at her face with the saftey off. Meanwhile Ed stood next to Eddy whispering in his ear.

Ed: 'Um... Yes. I mean no. Please leave me alone Mr. Officer man.'

Eddy: Not good enough!

Panty:-

Eddy: Silence!

Ed: She be lying boss. I kow when women are faking it.

Eddy: We got enough evidence to put you away for along time missy. Now you can go to jail or show us them bog ol' jigglies.

Panty: What!?

Ed: Now you best show them sweet gams less you wanna be going to jail.

Edd: As a doctor it's my professional opinion that you do it.

Brief: I second that.

Blossom: This isn't how the game is supposed to be played.

Eddy: We're winning now aren't we?

Blossom: You don't even know if you have the right person.

Eddy: Exactly, police work. You know Blossom in a way it's your fault.

stocking: It is your tax money at work.

Eddy: And bail is one motor boating.

Everyone waits for Panty to cave.

Panty: There's no way any of you will ever see these fun bags.

Eddy: So Panty talks the talks but can't walk the walk. And by walk I mean cat walk. Beacause you're a girl. And you lost... Again.

Panty: Never!

Panty then takes off her shirt. Everyone stops what they were doing, mainly mocking Panty, and stared. Brief even took a pic with his phone.

Panty: Yeah. What?

Eddy: They're tiny.

Panty:What!? Are you being serious?

Eddy: Well. Lets compare.

Eddy pulls a bra out from his pocket.

Eddy: Here's Blossom's bra.

Blossom: How did you get that!?

Eddy: Oh I have at least one article of clothing from everyone I know.

Edd: Wait. What?

Eddy: It's so I can sick the dogs on which ever one of you betrays me. But that's for another day. Now try to put it on.

Eddy gives her the bra. Panty tries to strap it on only for it to slide off.

Ed, Edd n' Eddy: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Eddy: You're to small to even compare.

Panty: Grr...

Edd: It's like a loli.

Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Hahahahahahaha!

Blossom: Thats it! I'm done here. You people butcher my game without me.

Blossom storms off mumbling to herself befoall slamming the door behind her. Eddy picks up the dice.

Eddy: And...

Rolls it.

Eddy: Five hundred grand for everyone.

Everyone: Yay!

Brief: This is the best game ever!

Edd: Silence ginger!