Somewhere in the Mojave Desert, or Rural Nevada don't really know the difference, the forces of C.O.C.K grow bigger and stronger.
Loudmouth: Um... Hey, mystery boss guy? Can you here me?
Speaker: You have to speak into the intercom.
Loudmouth: Can you now?
Speaker: What?
Loudmouth: How about now?
Hours later.
Speaker: Right there! I can hear you now.
Loudmouth: Good. Hey me and the others have gained a pretty good amount of extra villains to help us out like you wanted.
Speaker: Excellent, then nows the time to begin our assault on the house of Eds.
Loudmouth: About time.
Speaker: Hey give me a break. It's not easy doing what I do and besides I have a life outside of this you know.
Loudmouth: Really?
Speaker: Changing the subject. Bring me Discord so I can tell him of part one to our plan.
Discord: S'up.
Speaker: Oh, you already there. Didn't see you at first.
Discord: Come to think of it how can you see us? I haven't noticed any cameras around here.
Speaker: I don't know, I just read my lines and then follow the story once it's been posted.
Loudmouth: Suck it fourth wall.
Speaker: Discord, you shall be the first to launch an attack on the Eds. Do what you did to the Mane six and Discord them. Break them apart and leave them to wallow in their own misery.
Discord: Alright. Be right back.
Discord then vanishes.
Discord reappears outside the Eds kitchen window. He peeks in to see the three Eds having breakfast. Edd walks to the fridge.
Discord: This will be to easy.
Edd: Hey I'm getting a drink anyone want something?
Eddy: Yeah I'll take a sada.
Edd: Well we don't have any sada but we do have soda if that's what you're asking for.
Eddy: Thats what I said a sada.
Edd: No you said sAda like the way you get red line under the word for misspelling it.
Eddy: I don't get what you're saying.
Edd: Say so.
Eddy: So.
Edd: Now say da.
Eddy: Da.
Edd: Now say soda.
Eddy: Sada.
Edd turns to Ed.
Edd: Do you not here this.
Ed: Yeah, the man wants a suda. Just give him a suda.
Edd: You're not even saying it right.
Eddy: Double D! Get me a sada!
Edd: What are you yelling at me for?
Eddy: I want a sada!
Ed: He wants a suda Double D.
Edd: Somebody say soda!
Eddy: Sada!
Edd: Soda!
Ed: Suda!
Discord: What the hell is going on here?
Eddy: Sada!
Ed: Suda!
Eddy: Sada!
Edd: Soda!
Ed: Suda!
Edd: Soda!
Eddy: Sada!
Edd: Soda!
Ed: Suda!
Edd throws a soda can out the window unknowingly hitting Discord in the head.
Edd: Say Soda!
Eddy: Double D! I want me a Sada! Now!
Ed: Give the man his Suda Double D!
Edd: Every time you people do this we all die a little in side!
Edd then gives Eddy a soda.
Eddy: Thank you!
Edd: You are welcome!
The three then sit down and bitterly eat their breakfast together unaware of the bleeding Discord outside their window.
Discord: I can't feel my legs.
Back in the fortress of C.O.C.K, the other villains watched the hole thing on a TV monitor.
Aku: Well that wasn't supposed to have happened.
Speaker: Moving onto plan two. Loudmouth, Scantly & Kneesocks you three will be sent to sabotage the Eds limbozine.
Loudmouth: Really? Just move onto killing them? Is that what we already are resulting to?
Speaker: Pretty much. Now get over there and brutally kill my enimies in cold blood.
Loudmouth: Fine.
Back at the Eds mansion The PPGs, The Anarchy Sisters, Ed & Edd sit around watching TV or either starring at the ceiling. Just then Eddy bursts in through the front door carrying a red cheeked, yellow furred, rodent creature.
Eddy: Guess who just became the newest addition to our f***ed up excuse of a family.
Edd: Where did you get a Pikachu?
Eddy thinks back.
Somewhere in a alleyway Ash Ketchum lies face down and bloody behind a dumpster with a Aluminum bat covered in blood next to him.
Eddy: I found him.
Edd: Oh.
Everyone gets up and looks at the chubby Pikachu. Pikachu then gets caught in a trance looking at Blossom.
Blossom: Why is it looking at me like that?
Eddy snaps out of his trance of looking at Blossom the same way.
Eddy: What?
Blossom then looks at her Hello Kitty plushy that she was holding.
Blossom: ...Oh, he fell in love with my Hello Kitty plushy.
Hey that's what I just said.
Blossom: Yeah but everyone listens to me more.
Im sorry what?
Blossom: Well when I want them to at least.
Ed: I wonder what's going through Pikachus head when he looks at that hello kitty.
Pikachus mind. He sees the Hello Kitty and the song that goes "Im all out of love. I can't live without you." Begins to play.
Blossom: Well he can't do the dirty with MY plushy. Bubbles, give him Octi.
Bubbles: Bit Octi is a boy.
Blossom: He's a stuffed animal.
Bubbles: He's real to me.
Stocking: Why not just go out and buy a new one for him.
Eddy: Sounds good.
Blossom: I'll allow it.
The Eds and Puffs go to their limbozine but since that's on the other side of the mansion it may take them a while to get there so lets see how Loudmouth and the Demon sisters are doing.
Scantly & Kneesocks stand on the sidelines while they have Loudmouth do the work of attaching a bomb to the bottom of the limbozine.
Scantly: Are you finished yet.
Loudmouth: Do you want it done fast or done right? Because I can do you either way FYI.
Scantly: Nice try but I'm not as easy a lay as that cursed angle foe of mine.
Loudmouth: I don't see the attraction in her. Blossom has the best tatas. ... Ah, Blossom Utonium. The only girl in the universe that has the goods to make MissHannahJinx jealous.
The door to the mansion begins to open.
Scantly: They're here.
Kneesocks: Hide!
The Demon sisters run away while Loudmouth is left to hide under the limbozine.
Eddy: Well maybe you shouldn't have your Hello Kitty dress up in those skank clothes and slut make up.
Blossom: Maybe you shouldn't pick up strange animals you find in the middle of the city.
Eddy: ... Um, right. "Find". Lets go.
Everyone gets inside while Eddy drives. He backs up only to feel the limbozine run over something.
Blossom: What was that?
Everyone gets out to look and sees the dead body of Loudmouth.
Eddy: Oh no! I killed him! I can't go back to prison my anus can't take the abuse anymore! I know what we have to do. Ed, take the body into the mansion and pick one of the bathrooms that we never use. Double D, get a list of how to dissolve dead bodies on Moogle. That's right I said Moogle.
Blossom: You can't just do that.
Eddy: Last I checked you were involved just like the rest of us.
Blossom: I'll be good.
Blossom uses her x-ray vision to spot the bomb under the car.
Blossom: Mainly because he was planning to kill us.
Eddy: Good... Good. Now if he comes back from the dead and begins to snuff us one by one while leaving hints that he returned from the dead to get his revenge we'll just stay in denial and never seek the aid of the police until its far too late.
Buttercup: I know what you did last summer.
Eddy: What?
Buttercup: You just described the plot to I know what you did last summer.
Eddy: Must be a good movie if it comes straight out of my mind.
Buttercup: It really wasn't.
Eddy: Lets set a world record people.
And so everyone did what it took to hide the body and evidence of it ever existing while Blossom did some thing good and got rid of the bomb. In less then three hours later the gang washed their hands of the blood and never spoke of this chapter ever again.
Speaker: Great. Now we need a new monster of the week.
I'll get to work on it.
Meanwhile, Panty and Stocking watched as Pikachu and Blossoms Hello Kitty plushy did it doggy style.
Panty: He's very good.
Stocking: Nice style.
Pikachu: Pika. Pika. Pika.