Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I love your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and camp out, so I told a few others about it and they all thought it was a great idea too, and now it's just a big old cider party! Woo-hoo!
Fluttershy: Oh, yay!
Rainbow: Oh, FU-
AppleJack: Well. We're almost ready to open.
Saten: *literary pops out of nowhere* Hey Jacky!
Applejack: *facehoof* Oh, jeeze, not you again.
AppleBloom: Hey Saten Twist.
Saten: Hey kiddo. Ever had rum.
AppleBloom: No.
Saten: Do you want to?
AppleBloom: Sure!
AppleJack: NOO!
AppleJack: For god sakes she's a little kid.
Saten: So.. I had mine, before I could talk. My mom said it was the only way t-
AppleJack: Ah don't have time for anouther one of yer mother issue stories.. Now please go away Saten!
Saten: You always say that.
AppleJack: Because ya always give me a reason too!
Saten: So you DO love me!
AppleJack: What!? That dosen't even mak... WHAT!?
Saten: *laughs* I can't wait to tell my friends!
Master Sword: (an OC someone allowed me to use) For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. You invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. You 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how you found my house.
Saten: Yeah. Yeah.. So you coming to mine?
Master Sword: No I... Fine.
Twilight: Isn't this exciting, Spike? Opening day of cider season!
Spike: Yeah! That means it's only thirty more days 'til sapphire season!
AppleJack: [through megaphone] Attention, everypony! Cider season is now officially open!
Ponys: (cheer)
Saten Twist: Whoo! Love you Applejack!
AppleJack: [though megaphone] Go ta hell!
Saten Twist: (naively, and off view) You too sweetie!
Rainbow: Why can't you make enough cider for all of us? Or at least for me!
Master Sword: I have an extra on-
Rainbow: Go away!
Master Sword: *runs off*
The Flim Flam device is approaching.
Sword: Guess we have anouther one of those travelers.
Saten: Yeah. Hopefully they're be an improvement over that magician girl.
*family guy like cutaway*
Trixie: Thanks for taking me for lunch. Never been to this place.
Saten: Hey. Your a good friend.
Trixie: Thanks. So are you.
Saten: Is it true you took down a Ursa Major?
Trixie: No.. I just said that for popularity.
Saten Twist: Ohh... (gets angrier) Well your just a big #$%in lier aren't you!
Trixie: (nervously stands up)
Saten: (threateningly points one of the knives) SIT DOWN!
Flim: If you refuse our offer to be partners. We're just have to be competitors.
AppleJack: You wouldn't dare!
*no more ideas. So. I'll just do a quick ending*
AppleBloom: Thanks to this silly compiliation. We have enough of our cider for the whole town.
AppleJack: Except Saten Twist!
Saten: Oh come on.. So I added a little Volga. It's no worse then when I put it in my fruitpunch.
Sword: There's something seriously wrong with you isn't there?
END OF EPISODE 2