10:00 a.m. On a Monday.

Eddy: I have to say. The fact that he built all of this without any classes or anything is pretty impressive.

Edd: Oh, and building all of our childhood themeparks and stuff out of things we found in the junkyard wasn't?

Eddy: You know I'm not belittling anything you did. I'm just giving credit for where credit is due.

Edd: You never gave me any credit.

Eddy: I gave you credit all the time.

Edd: When? Like seriously, name one time you ever gave me credit for one of my creations.

Eddy: That tree lift thing when we tried to build a clubhouse and needed Ed to get up there.

Edd: You didn't compliment that.

Eddy: I so freaking did!

Edd: No you didn't! Am I right Dexter?

Eddy: Back me up here Ginger.

The both of them look at Dexter who is just standing there with a confused look on his face.

Dexter: As I was saying. You both are probably wondering why I called you to get come over here.

Eddy: Better be a good reason. I only come for Buttercup now after all.

Edd: Eewww!

Dexter: There is a good reason. Gentlmen, I use that term lightly, I have invited the single best invention in the history of the universe. Once you see it, it won't only blow your f***ing mind but it'll blow your soul.

Edd: I don't want to be blown.

Eddy: Dexter will blow you in any direction at any time of the day.

Dexter: But I can only show you if you agree to invest in this invention of mine.

Eddy: Will it esculate the plot?

Dexter: Indeed.

Edd: Will there be chaotic adventures to be had if we do?

Dexter: More then you can imagine.

Eddy: We're in.

Edd: Thats what I said to your mom last night.

Eddy: Screw you!

Edd: Thats what she said!

Eddy: Youre making it hard.

Edd: Thats what she said!

Eddy: How long is this?

Edd: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Eddy looks at Edd.

Edd: Think about it...

Eddy chooses his words carefully.

Eddy: So... Chad Kroger and Avril Lavigne are married.

Edd: My only weakness!

Eddy: Hahahaha. Okay ginger, what ya got to show us?

Dexter looks at the both of them more confused then before.

Dexter: Um right. It's this.

Dexter removes a drape from covering his newest machine that appeared as a mirror.

Eddy: It's just a mirror. A good looking mirror but still a mirror.

Dexter: Not just any mirror but the perfect mirror. It gives you the vision of possibilities. You just need to think of a situation that could've occurred to your current surroundings and then you can send a probe in there to see how it could've been different. I call it "Hindsight".

Dexter then looks over at the two admiring themselves in the mirror.

Dexter: Da F*** you two doing!?

Eddy: Hello there handsome.

Edd: Hi.

Eddy: Not you.

Edd: You must've been talking to me because there's no one with a username called Handsome reading this chapter.

Eddy: I'll talk to you when I want to get stupid.

Edd: You don't need to get stupid.

Edd and Eddy then grapple each other and push each other into the mirror.

Edd & Eddy: Whoa!

Dexter: Oh no! I better call Blossom and the others.


The Powerpuffs, Anarchy sisters, Ed & Brief are all sitting around at the mansion bored out of their minds. Blossoms cellphone then begin to ring and she answers it.

Blossom: Yes Dexter?... They what?... Okay, I'll tell the others.

Blossom hangs up.

Blossom: Guys, Eddy and Double D are trapped in another deminsion.

Panty: You serious?

Five minutes later, they invited aloof their friends over and through an enormous party.

Ed: Last of the OGs b****es! That'll show them, never inviting me on any of their adventures any more.


Meanwhile with Edd & Eddy. The both of them wake back up in Dexters lab.

Edd: Where'd Dexter go?

Edd received no response from Eddy as he was only talking to the back of his head.

Edd: Answer me short pint. Where's De-

Edd & Eddy looked on in awe as they saw Daleks, Cybermen, Silience, and several other Doctor Who enemies wondering around the lab.

Eddy: Doctor F*** ing Who!

Edd: Star Trek! I mean Doctor F***ing Who!

Edd & Eddy are then greeted by a sniper shot across the ground and a flaming arrow next to their feet. They look up to see their attackers are Master Chief and Kratos.

Edd: Da F-

Kratos jumps onto the ground next to them shaking the whole lab. Master Chief struts onto the scene as well. Both of them have a stare off with their weapons ready.

Eddy: Go Kratos!

Edd: Show him who's the real OG MC!

Chief and Kratos look at each other.

Master Chief: You know what they're talking about?

Kratos: Nope.

Eddy: Why aren't you fighting?

Kratos: What? Off the clock? Not in your life buddy.

Edd: Well that's boring.

Master Chief: Killing at easy boy. You want it done then you try.

Kratos: Yeah!

Kratos throws his weapons in front of Eddys feet and Master Chief throws all of his in front of Edds feet.

Kratos: Come Chief, let us make our way to Dark Horse comics. I hear they have an army named after us.

Master Chief: They have an army named Kratos and Master Chief?

Kratos: Um... No. They have one named the Spartans.

Master Chief: Oh. Because it would be cool if they had a army named Kratos and Master Chief.

Kratos: Agreed.

The both of them leave. The Eds pick up the weapons in front of them.

Edd: What do we do now?

They look at the weapons and then Dalek. Weapons. Dalek. Weapons! Dalek! WEAPONS! DALEK! You know where this is going. The Eds go on a montage of killing monsters and villains alike with the weapons of gamings two biggest icons. They used the vast arsenal and paved a path to victory out of a trail of blood and the dead. Finally they stop.

Edd: This is why gaming heroes are the best. They have weapons that tear through the heavens.

Eddy: But then the villains have to be like real baddies. You can't just kill someone like Eggman with a sniper shot from COD.

Edd: But who's bad enough to stand against our combined might?

Eddy: That guy looks pretty tough.

The both of them look over to see the Beast from Doctor Who.

Beast: Roarrrrrrrrrrrrr!

The Beast rains down hellfire on the duo who run behind a giant metal wall.

Eddy: This villain is so hype! Quick, who is the closest to being the devil in our universe?

Edd: Other then you? I don't know... That gender confused crab?

Eddy: That gender confused crab. And he is all inspired by like some Beatles character from Yello submarine or some s***. But this guy is like evil personified. So hype you just gotta respect him, Yeah!

Edd: Thats good and all but he's going to kill us unless we do something now.

Eddy thinks.

Eddy: Okay, I got an idea.

Eddy then pushes Duble D out into the open to concentrate the beasts fire on him.

Edd: Ah! Ah! Ah!

Eddy the. Sneaks around and uses the blade of Olympus on the Beast cleaving his skull in two. Blood soaked everywhere as the Hellfire slowly ingulfed the screaming corpse. To those of you keeping track, yes... This is the most Metal chapter I've made yet.

Eddy: Wow that was metal.

Edd: It sure was. I think we've killed just about everything in this room. Now what?

Eddy: I don't think we've killed everything just yet...

Both of them look at each other and then ready their weapons.

Edd & Eddy: Die Motherf***er!