Eddy summoned his chains of Olympus and lunged at Edd. Edd countered with the blade that came with his armor. Sparks between lasers and steel flew as the Eds faced each other in, wait for it...
Edd & Eddy: MORTAL KOMBAT!
They pushed each other away.
Edd: Im going to break you short stuff.
Eddy: Not if I can break you first sock head.
Edd: Well that's not going to happen because I shall break you first.
Eddy: I'll break you more.
Edd: Grrr...
Eddy: Grrr...
The eds charge at each other again clashing their weapons and pausing in a deadlock stare off.
Edd's Ending:
Eddy: Youre going down buttlord!
Edd: Oh well in that case I guess I should just give u- suck it!
Edd pushes Eddy back and activates his force field preventing any of Eddy's weapons to break through. He then pulls out a sniper rifle and takes a shot right past Eddys head.
Eddy: Ha! You missed!
Edd: Wait for it kids.
The bullet deflects off of the corner of a room and flies into another corner and back to an unaware Eddy.
Edd: Catch.
Edd tosses Eddy an unactivated grenade.
Eddy: You forgot to activate it R-tard.
The bullet then flies right through Eddy's head and through the grenade. The grenade then explodes destroying all remaining pieces of Eddy but not piercing the force field.
Edd: K.O.!
Edd the. Runs over to the pile of smoke where Eddy used to be and teabags the pile.
Eddy's Ending:
Edd: Joke's on you buddy. I've invented the ultimate execution plan for you.
Eddy: But you tell me about it?
Edd: ... Okay ignore that last part.
Eddy: I always ignore you.
Edd: Thats good becau- hey wait a minute!
Eddy then head butts Edd. He then summons the blade of Olympus. He cuts clean through the stunned Edd's waist and then his neck and finally down the middle all the way through. Eddy then rams through the chopped up Edd tossing his several body part across the room and soaking himself in the blood of his former friend.
Eddy: Hail to the king baby.
How it should've ended:
Edd & Eddy stop the fight for minute.
Edd: Now wait there buddy. We have new powers. We shouldn't be fighting each other.
Eddy: My God you're right! We shouldn't fight Each Other, we need to use these powers for the benefit of the greater good.
Edd: Yeah... The greater good is our own needs, right?
Eddy: As usual.
Edd: Good.
Eddy: Now lets find our way home and waste all of those who defy us!
And so the Eds returned to their home demension where they sought to rule with an iron fist, each that is, but then they got pretty bored with nothing to go absurd and out of order so they kinda just let things return back to normal and rarely ever used their own powers ever again.
How it did end:
The both of them remained in a death stare with each other until it happened. Simultaneously the both of them fart for a disturbingly long time. They look at each other for a moment.
Edd & Eddy: ...
Edd: Ha.
Eddy: Haha.
Edd & Eddy: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
The both of them put away their weapons.
Edd: That was funny.
Eddy: Yup. It's times like these that make life worth living for.
Edd: Fart moments?
Eddy: Yes Double D, fart moments. Now come on, lets get out of here.
Eddy turns to walk away and straight into the TARDIS (Look it up kids). It then opens up its doors to the two Eds.
Edd: Shiny.
Meanwhile, back at home, Ed, The last of the OGs, looks for a new partner to have misadventures and ruin other people's lives with. The Puffs and Anarchy sisters were there to observe.
Ed: Lets get this over with people!
First interview, Mac & Bloo.
Mac: We have come to the conclusion we need a third friend that's big, nice, unusually strong, has a monobrow and an unusual obsession with patatoes.
Bloo: So you in buddy or what?
Ed: What are you guys talking about? You have that ripoff of me. He's even named Ed! You know the big, purple, bull guy. He's such a mock buster I'm surprised no ones ever noticed that yet.
Mac: Oh... You're right. We'll be on our way then. Good to see you cousins.
Blossom: Say hi to the others for us.
Bubbles: Tell Koozy I love him.
Bloo: Will do.
Second Interview, Fred Fred Burger.
FFB: I like nachos and frozen yogurt.
Ed: Im sorry but the role of team idiot is already taken. Next!
Third interview, Cthulhu. Everyone is cowering behind Ed.
Ed: Im sorry but I'm a Godzilla fan. Next!
Cthulhu depressingly then walks out.
FFB: Do you know where the bathroom is cause I can't find it.
Ed: What the? Will you get out of here!?
Fourth interview, Johnny Bravo.
Johnny: Big Ed, you, me and all these fine ladies. Every night, all night.
Panty: Yes.
Ed: Next!
Fifth interview, Spongebob with that big smile of his.
Spongebob: I wanna be your friend.
Ed has an equally huge smile.
Ed: I don't give a f***.
Sixth interview, Shaman94.
Me: I wanna give you and all of your friends the fame you deserve.
Ed: That sounds like a lot of work.
Me: It would be.
Ed: ... Get the f*** out of my house!
Blossom: Call me!
Seventh and eight interview, Ami & Yumi with their fun pillows jiggling around.
Ami: Flowers and sunshine.
Yumi: So as you can see, we're two, single, Japanese girl, rock stars with an incredible amount of wealth and in the search of a man to satisfy both of our needs at the same time. You in?
Ed: Yes.
Panty & Stocking: Nooooooo!
Panty & Stocking then kill them.
Final interview, Troll icon.
Ed: Im sorry TI but this job requires arms and legs. Well keep in touch. Well that was the last of them.
Panty: Not a single friend? You're pathetic.
Ed: Don't blame me! I wanted the Puffy girls but you all were like "No" and Killy Killy bang bang with you sister.
Brief then walks in.
Brief: Hey guys. Sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but there was a huge line in the way.
Ed: Hold it there buddy. First you have to pass the friendship quiz.
Brief: Um... What?
Ed: Where'd you come from?
Brief: I just walked in the front door.
Ed: Breakfast or lunch?
Brief: I eat brunch.
Ed: Comics or anime?
Brief: I thought you liked games only.
Ed: Two plus two?
Brief: Four.
Ed: Skittles or M&Ms?
Brief: I like both.
Ed: Greatest hero ever?
Brief: Optimus Prime with a Green Lantern ring.
Ed: THIS IS THE ONE!
Panty: What? Geek boy?
Ed: Panty, you have many uses for your mouth but talking is not one of them. Now come you soulless ginger version of Double D, I shall show you your new home.
Brief: Home? You mean I get to live here? In the same building as Panty?
Ed: She doesn't live here. They're all just spending the night over for a really long time. Don't know why neither. Now come, you'll need your rest for tomorrow for we shall take over Two Best Eds Play in the morning.
Ed drags Brief off explaining the rest of his ideas to him. The girls just wait in the next room.
Everyone: ...
Blossom then turns to the Anarchy sisters.
Blossom: We're getting our own spinoff you know?