AppleBloom: This town is full of ponies who have their cutie marks. Why don't we ask them how they did it?

Sweetie Belle: That's a great ''safe'' idea.

Scootaloo: Yeah. And we can start wit-

Saten: *suddenly pops out* Me! Me! Start with me!

Scootaloo: *sighs* Okay. Fine.. How did you get your cutie mark?

Sweetie Belle: Ohh. This might be interesting actually *cutely sits down to lesson*

Saten: Well.. It's part of why Derpy and I had to move from fillydelphia.

Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: Hey Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the cross eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do you ask?

SOON AFTER

Filly Saten: Please don't tell your mom about this having happened at my house. She'll automatically blaim me, like she always dose.

Filly Derpy: Whatever. *sudden knock on the door witch reveals to be a pony called Reggie. One who has always been a bully towards them. And only containues this tradition by making fun of Derpy's new look*

Filly Saten Twist: Why you- *sudden there's the rainboom explosion and and Derpy runs to a window, to watch it*

Filly Derpy: hey cuz did you see tha- OH MY GOD!

Filly Saten: *suddenly covered in red, and holding weapon* I'm sorry I-

Filly Derpy: DID YOU STAB REGGIE!

Filly Saten: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Filly Derpy: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT KNIFE SO FAST?!

Filly Saten: I'M SOR-

All three crusaders have shocked faces.

Saten: Well.. You wanted my cutie mark story. And that's how I got it.

Scootaloo: But you-

Saten: He disearved it!

AppleBloom: *nervously* Sure. Sure.. We should go

*the other two nervously agree*

Saten: Well.. Good seeing you kids. *flies off*

Sweetie Belle: That was scary.

Scootaloo: Your telling m-

Voice: Get back here! You thieving varmints!

AppleBloom: Thievin' what now?

AppleJack; *reveals herself* Oh hey girls.

AppleBloom: Hey sis! How'd ya get your cutie mark?

Sweetie Belle: And please let it be less nightmarish then Saten Twist's.

AppleJack: Ya asked Saten Twist?

Sweetie Belle: Yes.. Wish we didn't. But yes.

AppleJack: Yes. He's quite the character.

Scootaloo: Did he really kill that guy.

AppleJack: Killed. Injured. No one waited long enough to find out.

AppleJack: But anyway.. Ah never told you that story?

Scootaloo: Hey! I thought we were gonna ask Rainbow Dash.

AppleBloom: We need all the help we can get.

AppleJack: Ugh. Fine.

In sugercubes..

Rainbow: I hear ''you're'' looking for my awesome cutie mark story.

Saten: *groans and holding beer bottle* yeah, because mine sure 'wasn't' awesome.

Rainbow: Shut up Saten.

Saten: No need to be rude about it *takes sip of beer, and walks out of view*

Pinkie: We all owe our cutie marks to you!

Fluttershy: Do you realize what this means? All of us had a special connection before we even met.

Rarity: We've been BFFs forever and we didn't even know it!

AppleJack: Come here y'all! *they all hug*

SB & AB: Awww

Scootaloo: Ewww!

Saten: how can one rainboom connect all destinies, and not mine.

Derpy: Well. You didn't see it, but I did, before seeing.. Well. You know.

Saten: Oh.. Weird.

Derpy: Yeah.. By the way would you watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out one of the windows*

Saten: Find.. Someone else.. *groans*

END OF STORY 3