The Puffs meet their COUSIN, Dexter, at his lab. Sorry Blossom x Dexter fans but we don't play that way here. The sisters stand in front of the mirror portal.
Blossom: How do we know we'll end up in the same world the Eds did?
Dexter: Because I used the data from the previous jump to map out their course. You have nothing to worry about as long as you don't think of anything else during the jump.
Blossom: Here that Buttercup? So no thinking of any of your dirty thoughts.
Buttercup: We could end up in a dimension where snakes are made of d***s! We could end up in Prometheus!
Dexter: Well then you better hope you don't think about that then. Now jump through that portal and save my investors.
The girls look at Dexter.
Blossom: No.
Dexter: What?
Blossom: I said no! Mainly because you think we're your personal slaves.
Dexter: No, wait! I'm sorry. Just sad these guys so they'll buy my idea and I can be rich, please?
Blossom: Alright, since you asked so nicely. Lets go ladies!
Dexter: Remember not to think of anything while you're in the portal!
Blossom: Got it!
The sisters jumped into the mirror and were sent away. Dexter just say there and looked at the mirror.
Dexter:... I forgot to tell them how to get back, I am so stupid for a boy genius. D*** it.
Meanwhile with Eddy. He awakens in another dimension buried in a bathtub full of ice with a note pinned to him and no shirt on him.
Eddy: What the Hell!? Double D!? Da f*** is this?
Eddy pulls the note off of his chest and read it. "Your kidney has been devoured. Go see a docto immediately."
Eddy: Dho' not again! Well at least this time it wasn't Ed. Wait a minute.
Eddy looks to his left kidney.
Eddy: One.
Then to his right.
Eddy: Two. Hum? This isn't good. Better find Double D.
Back to the girls. The sister awaken in a new world.
Blossom: Girls?
Buttercup: We're all here. The only thing wrong is where is here?
Blossom and Buttercup look around as they see a land made entirely of candy and sweet treats. Bubbles helps herself to the fruit of the land.
Blossom: This couldn't of been what was going through either of the Eds heads when they transported. I know I didn't think of any sweets and you've expelled all desire for any sweet treat what so ever out of your system along with all joy to be around.
Buttercup: Hey F*** you!
Blossom: So this means only one person is responsible for or being here.
Buttercup: Who's that?
Blossom and Buttercup look at Bubbles with her cheeks and lips covered in cupcake frosting as she rejoins her sisters.
Bubbles: Isn't this place great? It's just like my dream journal.
Buttercup: Oh... Now I get it.
Blossom: To make matters worse, Dexter, my cousin and in noway my love interest, forgot to tell us how to get back home.
Buttercup: Maybe Bubbles thought of away to get back home too.
The green and pink puff look at the blue puff. She was playing with a giant pink lollipop and green lollipop.
Bubbles: 'Grr... I'm the tuffy so that means I get to be mean to my sweet little sister.' 'I'm the leader of my sisters so I get to be bossy to them.'
Blossom: You know what? We got nothing else to go on. Lets give it a shot. Come on girls! Lets find a way out of here.
Bubbles: Typical Blossy. Der I mean, Blossom.
Blossom: Come on already!
Bubbles: Fine!
Bubbles flys off with her sisters in search for a way back home. But unbeknownst to the girls someone was watching them on a camera gumdrop.
Stranger: Interesting. I like this blue ones style. Still should test them.
Back to Edd on the TARDIS. He has Mewtwo tied down to a table while measuring his feet for shoe size while singing a tune.
Edd: ... And we're the two best friends that anyone could ever ask for! We're the two best friends that anyone could ever ask for!...
Mewtwo: Please... Water.
Edd: Once Eddy gets back then we'll talk.
Mewtwo: I... Hate... Double D.
Edd pulls out a syringe.
Edd: Awe... Now you've gone and made me mad now.
Edd walks up to Mewtwos face.
Mewtwo: No wait! I didn't mean to!
Edd: Well ya did.
Edd sticks the syringe into Mewtwos neck and enjects him with a sleeping agency.
Hours later back with the sisters. The puffs are now walking due to sheer exhaustion from flying.
Buttercup: I hate this place. I hate walking. I hate my sisters.
Blossom: You're supposed to think of things to keep you going, not stuff you hate about the situation at hand.
Buttercup: I am thinking of things to keep me going. I'm thinking of stuff that fuels my rage so that I can set out to destroy them later.
Blossom: How's that been working for you lately?
Buttercup: Pretty good actually. I haven't had any stress problem for years.
Blossom: Hmm, I'll have to give it a try some day.
Blossom stops walking causing the others to bump into her.
Buttercup: What's the big idea?
Buttercup and Bubbles look ahead to see clones of themselves and Blossom standing in front of them but something different about them. These Powerpuffs were made of gumdrops.
Blossom: Someone has a strange hobby.
Bubbles: I think they look adorable.
Buttercup: I look nothing like that!
Each girl looks their copies in the face. Then comes the twist. The gumdrops heads move.
Powerpuffs: Ahahahahaha!
Buttercup fires a beam of energy from her fist at the gumdrops blasting a hole in each of them. The copies reform.
Buttercup: Tuffer then they look.
Blossom: Yeah but there's no way they can copy our powers.
Blossoms copy morphs her hand into a giant hammer and stretches it fifteen feet upwards into the air.
Blossom: Of course that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. MOVE!
The puffs move just in time as the copy bring the hammer down. Each one takes their copy. Green vs Green, Pink vs Pink and Blue vs Blue. Buttercup punches her copy in the face burying her fist in its head. She grins for a moment until she sees the creatures head wrapping around her arm. The goo begins to slide down her arm and engulf her.
Buttercup: This!
Bubbles fights her copy. She stomps on it squashing it beneath her shoes. She smiles happily until it builds around her legs. It begins to cocoon her in a mummy style wrapping.
Bubbles: Isn't!
Blossom was smarter then her sisters however, she lifted up a giant cupcake and slamsit on top of her copy. She stands on top of the cupcake in a victorious stance and a smirk pretty enough to match her face. The smirk fades away when she sees the goo slip out from beneath the cupcake and up her legs. It wraps around her legs and all the way up to her waist leaving her arms free. The rest of it reforms the copy image and looks Blossom right in the eyes and moves its cheeks into a smile like fashion.
Blossom: Working.
Back to the Eds random adventures. Eddy holds a princess hostage as he faces a giant monster.
Eddy: Give it up Werewolf/vampire/alien/robot moon lord! Call of your army of space gods or your daughter pays the price!
WVAR: Fool! I will not be denied my world!
Eddy: Your race kind will go extinct though!
WVAR: Then I shall take the human race with us.
What will happen? Will this Mexican standoff ever be answered? Did I just throw this in so I could say this is an Eds fanfic? What should I have for lunch? We'll never know.
Back with the sisters. Blossom uses her ice breath to freeze the goo and breaks free. The copy rebuild out of a small little drop left unfrozen. Buttercup was trapped in a bubble made from the goo. She used a sonic screech to break free popping it like the bubble it was. This did not the copy from reforming though. Bubbles flew into the atmosphere freezing the goo bindings and broke free. She returned to the ground to see her copy has rebuilt itself.
Blossom: How do we beat these things?
Buttercup: How can candy be so tuff?
Bubbles: Candy? I know what to do!
Bubbles copy leapt at her. She stood her ground. As the creature was about to tackle her Bubbles opened her mouth and chomped down on its head. The copy just stood there with no head for a moment and the. Fell over splattering back into a pile of goo. Bubbles swallowed the gumdrop head.
Bubbles: I just remember that these things were made of candy.
The goo pile began to move again and slithered away. Blossom & Buttercup looked and grinned at each other. They turn to their copies and ate their heads at the same time. The copies fell apart and slithered away.
Blossom: That was the most delicious victory ever.
Buttercup: I wish all of our enemies could be made of candy.
The girls stop as the hear hands clapping. They look over to see a man made of hard candy with licorice for hair. The goo monsters followed behind him.
Stranger: Congrats girls! You've passed the test.
Blossom: What test? Who are you?
Candyman: Where are my manners? My name is unpronounceable to humans but you can just call me The Candyman.
Buttercup: What are you talking about, tests?
Candyman: Ive been looking for a girl that could pass my tests for a long time. Only one as sweet as this world could beat my pets.
Blossom: Pets?
Candyman: And I think I've found just the one I've been looking for.
More goo monsters leap out from behind the girls. Two of them wrap Blossom and Bubbles up to their mouths leaving their eyes only free. The third one takes Bubbles up to the Candyman.
Bubbles: Ah! What are you doing?
Candyman: I'm claiming what is mine. You shall be wife and rule this world with me.
Bubbles: I don- this world? All of these sweets will be mine?
Candyman: Yes. And your sisters can be your personal maids.
Bubbles: This just keeps sounding better and better. Okay! I'll marry you.
Candyman: Excellent. Lets go back to my castle and make the next rulers of this world.
Bubbles: How- how is that physically possible?
Candyman: We follow the cook book and bake them in a 350 degree oven.
Bubbles: Oh. That's not very fun.
Candyman: Huh?
Bubbles: Oh nothing. Make me a candy queen now.
Candyman: Very well. Our rule will be long and undying. Oh look something falling from the sky.
The Eds TARDIS then falls on top of the Candyman. The goo monsters free the girls and run away.
Bubbles: Nooooo! He looked so delicious.
Buttercup: Idiot!
Buttercup smacks Bubbles over the head.
Buttercup: You were going to make us your maids!
Bubbles rubs her head.
Bubbles: I would've treated you guys fairly.
Blossom: Lets meet our heroes.
Blossom knocks on the doors. The doors open.
Eddy: Who- Da hell? Are we home already?
The Eds look around.
Edd: I wanted to visit the Digimon.
Blossom: Hey! We completed our mission after all. You're not home yet but we could use a lift back.
Buttercup: Move over tiny. I'm climbing in for the ride home.
Buttercup shoves Eddy out of the way.
Eddy: All a bored the outhouse express! Next stop, Awesome!