Rainbow: Careful Derpy. Don't want to cause anymore damage then you already have.
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong *lightning zaps*
Rainbow: Yeah. It's a mystery... Same as why your Saten Twisr recommended you.
Derpy: Because I'm awesom- *accidently knocks everything over*
Rainbow: That's it.. *puts her on the ground* just sit there and do 'nothing'
Deroy: *sits down, but even doing this, leads to distruction*
Derpy: Sorry
Rainbow: *growls* not as sorry as that cousin of yours is gonna be
Mayor: Yes, we are all here to send Applejack to compete in this year's Equestria Rodeo competition in Canterlot. *crowd cheers... And I want to thank Applejack in advance for generously offering up her prize money to fix town hall.
Master Sword: *groans* Yeah. Cause it's not like I offered to do it.
Saten: Hey. People would give 'anything' to her.. Because she's so-
Master Sword: I don't need to hear anouther one of your AppleJack fantasies.. After all, this is a kids show.
Saten: Whatever.
AppleJack: This here is the nicest send off anypony could ask for. Y'all have been cheering me on in every rodeo since ah was a ''little'' little pony. So it seems only fittin' to use my winnings to fix up town hall. I promise to make Ponyville proud. *crowd cheers*
Saten: haha, Such a sexy voice.
Master Sword: Your pathetic.
Granny Smith: I want you to show all them highfalutin rodeo ponies what a ''real'' rodeo pony's like!
AppleJack: Sure, sure.
Mayor: And bring back all the money!AppleJack: *getting into the train* of coarse, of coarse.
Saten: Maybe I should kiss you for good luck!
AppleJack: Absolutely not.
Saten: Ohh. Your just playing hard to get.
AppleJack: Sure.. Let's go with that.*the train leaves*
Master Sword: *calling out* Don't dieeee!
Fluttershy: Ohh. I hope Applejack is surprised by this party.
Rainbow: Well, that ''is'' the point.
Fluttershy: I know. I ju- *sees something missing from the table* Hey were's my pen.
Saten: *nervously* Good question. We're in deed.
Twilight: Saten Twist! Give it back!
Saten: Fine.. But just trying to have some fun.
Twilight: *reading letter* It's from Applejack. "Family and friends, not coming back to Ponyville. Don't worry, will send money soon". That's all it says.
AppleBloom: Applejack's... not comin' back!?
Derpy: Oh no!.. She'll miss my cousin's alcohol intervention.
Saten: I don't need a stupid intervention *pours powerful amounts of Rum into some fruit punch*
Rainbow: Woah! Woah! What do you mean Applejack's not coming back?! She loves Ponyville!
Granny Smith: And she loves sweet apple aches!
AppleBloom: And she loves her family!
Saten: *burp*
Twilight: Don't worry. We'll search all of Equestria if we have to. We'll bring her back.
END OF STORY 4