Somewhere in the wormhole thingy of space and time flys the TARDIS. The pilots of the spaceship are none other then Edd & Eddy whom have picked up fellow dimension leapers, The Powerpuff Girls.
Eddy: Okay, so you're driving a Chevrolet Camaro in a storm and you see your best friend, the girl of your dreams and an old woman at a bus stop. What do you do?
Edd: Oh I know this one. You give the car to your best friend who takes the old woman to safety and you stay with the girl of your dreams so you know everything will be alright.
Eddy: Wrong! You go home and f***ing reevaluate your life! Because you are driving a f***ing Chevrolet Camarooooooooooooo!
Blossom: Hey guys.
Edd & Eddy: Yes Boobums? I mean Blossom!
Blossom: How did you guys hot wire this thing?
Edd: It was easy my bow wearing dream girl. I simply replaced the main source of energy with "something" else.
Blossom: Huh hu and what exactly is "something"?
Edd takes a second to think.
At the center of the TARDIS was Twilight Sparkle being drained of all of her magic to power it.
Edd: The energizer bunny.
Blossom: Right. One more question. Who's using the shower?
Everyone looks to the bathroom as they hear the shower stop. Out steps The Doctor with only a towel on.
Everyone: Ahhhhhhhh!
Doctor: Who are you people? How did you get into my TARDIS? Which suit should I wear today?
Edd: We're the cast of Frienimies.
Eddy: It was open.
Blossom: None.
Everyone looks at a blushing Blossom.
Back at Dexters lab, Dexter readies his sister to go fetch their cousins.
Deedee: Um Dexter, are you sure this rope will pull me back to our dimension?
Dexter: Why of course dear sister. You have nothing to worry about. It's not like you're my little lab rat who's died several times on my past experiments and I have a closet of extra clones ready to replace you when you make the fatal error that usually happens around this time of the week. Where do you get these crazy ideas?
Deedee: I didn't.
Dexter: Shut up and get ready to jump the portal.
The TARDIS then materlizes over Deedee's head.
Deedee: What's that?
It then crushes Deedee.
Dexter: There goes number fifteen.
Dexter walks over to the blue box and smacks the door.
Dexter: Who the hell do you think you are in there?
The door opens and the Eds and Puffs walk out to a surprised and scared Dexter.
Dexter: Guys... You're alive. Um, I've found you!
Edd: And you and Jimmy Neutron wonder why you got replaced by Phineas and Ferb.
Blossom: Thanks for bringing us home Doctor.
Doctor: My pleasure my dear.
The Doctor kisses Blossoms hand causing her to faint.
Eddy: Look at that. The Doctor is a pimp.
Edd: I love you Doctor Who!
Eddy: I wanna have your babies!
Doctor: That will just make what I'm about to do to you all the more harder.
Eddy: That's what she said.
Doctor: I hope you two have a good lawyer.
The doctor then leaves in TARDIS as the Eds just stand there taking the moment in. Blossom gets back up in a daze.
Blossom: W-what happend?
The next day. The Eds and friends wait in the the courthouse on the defendant and Doctor in the plentif. Their lawyers walk in. She-Hulk for Doctor and Pheniox Wright for the Eds. A fly like humanoid announces the judge coming to stand.
Bailiff: All rise for the honorable Judge Spleen.
Everyone stands as the monster judge comes to stand.
Spleen: Thank you biliff you may be seated. Lets see here.
The judge looks at some papers placed in front of him.
Spleen: Do you, Eddy, take Edd to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Eddy: I do!
Eddy puts his arm around Edds shoulder and pulls him closer in.
Edd: This is only the moment every girl like me dreams of as a kid.
Spleen: Then by the power invested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
The bailiff whispers to the judge.
Spleen: Its not? Boy did I get that wrong.
Edd: Are we married now?
Ed: Probably.
Eddy: Why isn't he being sued?
Ed: Because I wasn't with you two when you got busted and with that I leave you to your fate with one last SUCK IT!
Edd: This isn't right Eddy. We've ain't done nothing wrong.
Eddy: Yeah. Separately we've ruined lives.
Ed: That's true.
Edd: We've done things we can't even tell each other. Monsterous things.
Eddy: Stuff that would get us on death row probably even.
Ed: We're going to hell.
Eddy: That's a given.
Spleen: Order in the court! Does the plentif have his first witness.
She-Hulk: We do your honor. We call Blossom Utonium to the stand.
Witness one.
She-Hulk: Now miss Utonium, would you be so kind as to tell us what the duo of Eds were doing on the TARDIS?
Blossom: Of course. The both of them were traveling through the multiverse trying to find their way back home.
She-Hulk: Did it seem like they were actually trying to find their home universe?
Blossom: Well...
Blossom remembers the Eds throwing giant wads of cash from multiply worlds and solar systems at each other as if it was snow they were playing in.
Blossom: No.
Eddy: Traitor!
Edd: Your still so f***ing HOT!
Eddy: I love you Blossom! Be the mother of my children that I want nothing to do with!
Edd: Only after I have you of course.
Eddy: Depends on which one of us can woo her first.
Edd: It'd be me.
Eddy: That's debatable.
Blossom looks at them with a blank expression.
Blossom: Can I please go now?
She-Hulk: I have no more questions to ask you.
Eddy: Not so fast.
Spleen: Why?
Eddy: I said not so fast. Don't rush me.
Edd: Don't rush him.
Eddy: Thank you, I feel rushed. I have some questions for miss Utonium.
Spleen: Very well. Proceed.
Eddy walks around the stand.
Eddy: So future misses ex-McGee, if that is your soon to be name.
Blossom: Not likely.
Eddy: You are under oath, yes?
Blossom: Yes.
Eddy: That means you're obliged to answer all question honestly, right?
Blossom: I suppose so.
Eddy: So then, I ask you, what's the color of your panties?
Blossom: WHAT? I'm not answering that!
Eddy: You're under oath.
Edd: I too wish to know this.
Blossom: Your honor do I have to?
Spleen: You are under oath.
The jury agrees frantically awaiting for the answer. Blossom blushes as she caves in.
Blossom: Fine.
Edd & Eddy high five each other.
Edd & Eddy: Yes!
Blossom: My panties are... Polka dot pink.
Edd: Objection!
Spleen: On what grounds?
Edd: We have no proof if what she says is true.
Eddy: Yeah! We demand evidence!
Jury: As do we!
Spleen: I agree with that.
Blossom goes into a tantrum.
Blossom: Im not showing you all my panties! I'm just a barely legal cutie after all.
She-Hulk: Your honor, what does any of this have to do with the case?
Spleen: Good point. Alright folks, lets get back to the trial at hand.
Edd: I'm still confused, am I still married to Eddy?
Witness two.
Pheniox: Now mister McGee. You didn't know the TARDIS was taken now, did you?
Eddy: Not at all. I just thought it was another random TARDIS that was left lying around.
Pheniox: And it's not like you went out and caused a ruckus with it, right?
Eddy: No. Infact, we ended up saving several worlds in the process.
Pheniox: See your honor? They used what they thought was an abandon TARDIS to find their way home and saved worlds in the process.
She-Hulk: Objection! They did what only benefitted themselves at the time. In the progress they were the cause of death for Mewtwo and Twilight Sparkle.
Edd: That can't be proven.
She-Hulk: You have a history of a sadistic nature.
Eddy: Name one.
She-Hulk then goes onto name a series of events where the Eds were the cause of others misery, not just for each other but for everyone involved.
Eddy: I don't recall any of those events.
Edd: Me neither.
She-Hulk: Now some of those events took careful planning, patience and precious timing.
Ed: Some of that stuff you guys had to train for even!
Edd: Shut up Ed!
Final result.
Spleen: Has the jury reached a conclusion?
Juror: We have your honor. We, the jury, find Edd & Eddy to be...
The tension is so intense, I'm going to vomit from the tension.
Juror: GUILTY!
Eddy: You're all c**ts!
Edd: I hate the world!
Eddy: What the hell Pheniox?
Pheniox: You two gave me nothing to work on. You're horrible people.
Edd: Well that's a little harsh.
Spleen: As punishment for your crimes Eds I order that you pay off all of the Doctors debt.
Eddy: What? You have debt?
Doctor: Not anymore but you do.
Spleen: And in addition you are sentenced to an hour of therapy next chapter, all three of you.
Eds: Nooooooooooooooo!