Spike: You guys are such perverts.
Snips: Oh. You say it like its a bad thing.
Spike: It 'is' a bad thing.
Snails: Hey. What's so bad about spying on BonBon and Lyra Armstrong.
Spike: Everything.
Snails: Oh come on. Just tell us who's hotter.
Spike: I don't know. But neither do I care.
Voice: *aham*
Spike: Dash?
Rainbow: You guys aren't even hiding.
Snails: Makes it less obvious.
Rainbow: Fair enough.
Rainbow: I'M NOT #$%IN GAY!
Lyra: Are you sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.
Rainbow: #$% YOU *prepares punch*
Spike: Wow. Wow. Calm down Dashie..
Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming down*
BonBon: Still a lesbian!
Rainbow: *growls and punches BonBon square in the face*
Rainbow: YOU STUPID #$%!
BonBon and Lyra run off in fear.
Rainbow: #$% THOSE #$%IN, MOTHER #$%IN PIECES OF #$%!., HOW COULD THEY #$%IN SAY THAT!... FUCK!
Rainbow: I bet I could make even YOU fall in love with me!
Spike: Good luck with that.
Rainbow: No need for luck. I'm awesome!
Spike: Whatever you say.
Saten Twist and Derpy approach sugercubes and see that it's crowded, and Pinkie has pages saying Team rainbow, team Spike.
Saten Twist: *imitating Stewie from Family guy* Da hell is this!?
Pinkie: Didn't you hear?
Derpy: Hear what?
Pinkie: Dash made a bet with Spike that she'll make him fall in love with her.
Saten: Annnd. Your taking advantage of your friends by going into their personal business by betting money on it.
Pinkie: I... Guess.
Saten: No fair! I was gonna do that!
Derpy: SATEN!
Saten: What? It's true.
Pinkue: Hey.. How about this. You can be on my team. And if neither wins. We're split the money.
Saten: ... Done *they brohoof*
Rainbow: Rairty!.. Rarity I need makeover.
Rarity: Haha. Very funny.
Rainbow: I'm serious!
Rarity: It'll take to lon-
Rainbow: *angrily* RARITY! I'm desperate!.. Now make me hot or I swear, I'll set your head on fire!
Rarity; Fine. Fine..
Rainbow Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached by Derpy.
Derpy: Oh. There you are.
Rainbow: Hello Derpy.
Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?
Rainbow: Is what true?
Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in love with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.
Rainbow: Yeah. So?
Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?
Rainbow: Derpy. Please. When have I EVER been mean.
CUTAWAYS:
Canterlot wedding:
Chrysalis: I am feeding on Shinings love. And am now even more powerful then Celestia! Rainbow: Your a #$%in bitch! Chrysalis: *proudly* yes. Yes I am.
Booster buster:
Trixie: Anything you can do. I can do better. Rainbow: *immataing Peter Griffin* Oh my god! Who the hell! Caaaares!
Read it and weep:
Rainbow: No way. Reading is for eggheads like you Twilight!
Nightmare moon part 1:
Rainbow: *seeing what happened to Twilight's hair* Hahaha! You look like an idiot!
(END CUTAWAYS):
Rainbow: Yeah. Well.. Least I never got my name and voice changed.
Derpy: *gasps* You swore you'd never speak of that!
Rainbow: Sure. Whatever you say, Ditzy..
Down at Sugercubes. The tensions started rising. Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, or I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: You know.. Maybe you and I could be the next to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in love with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* You are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...
SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!
Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie you are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully.. I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: Haha! I'm gonna be rich!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What you gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if you buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery or whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' more expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't love me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. But I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKIN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.
END OF STORY 5