INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause you only been here a week, and you keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.
LATER
Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good day at the your job?
Saten: (sighs) You know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before you JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
Saten: (sighs) I was fired.
Derpy: That's horrible.. But I DID warn you about drinking the samples..
Saten: Oh well. Back to reading those online stories..
Derpy: Oh. Ever read the one with Trixie?
CUTAWAY:
Trixie: Yes.. It is I! The gay and pitiful Trixie, and I-
Scoot: Nobody! Cares! Trixie!
Trixie: Fair enough.. But do any of you want to come into my funhouse?
AppleBloom: Umm. No thanks.
Trixie: Oh come on.. It's not like I'm gonna rape and murder you, under Rarity's orders..
Scootaloo: No Trixie!
SweetieBelle: But. She said she's 'not' gonna do that.
AppleBloom: Yeah. Seems reasonable.
Trixie: Exactly.. Lesson to your sexy friends..
Scoot: Or.. Why don't you just fuck off Trixie!
Trixie: But it's just around the corne-
Scoot: *getting angry* I'm serious. Go away!
Trixie: *starts leaving* Not even for a min-
Scoot: *angrily screaming* JUST SCREW OFF!
Trixie: *frightenedly runs off*
Scoot: *angrily* God! She just comes out of nowhere!.. So annoying!
CUTAWAY ENDS:
THE NEXT DAY:
Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. You haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol you got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If you say..
Derpy: (runs over excitedly) Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now?
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomorrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: (sadly) If only you were able to come also.
Saten: Who says I'm not.. In fact.. I also have a date..
Applejack: NO!
Saten: Oh come on. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't go together.
AppleJack: I can name 'ten' good reasons.
Saten: (desperately) I'll give you 40 dollars!
AppleJack: ... (groaning) Finnne.. But only as a friend.. Very.. Very.. Uncomfortable friendship.
Saten: Good enough for me.
ApplrJack: And promise your stop spying on me so much after this.
Saten: I never spy on you.
AppleJack: You were doing it just now!
Saten: No I... Fair enough.
AppleJack: (wearing the same dress she did last time she went to the Galla, as see and Saten were somehow to take a stage coach to the yearly party) I don't get it. How did ya even get tickets? I thought it was sold out.
Saten: Ohh.. I have my way.
CUT AWAY:
Saten: Dude! I need your grand gollaping galla tickets!
Mastersword: No way dude.
Saten: Fine.. I guess I'll ju- (snatches them and flies off as fast he can)
Mastersword: (angrily) Hey!
Saten: *is already gone*
Mastersword: (sighs) And he wonders why I never invite him to anything.
CUT AWAY ENDS:
Saten: Besides.. All that matters is we're here.. *anxiously* Now we're is Derpy!?
AppleJack: (chuckles) What are ya, her mother?.. She's fine, just in another stage coach.
Saten: I'm sorry.. It's just.. She's all I got.
AppleJack: Ah know. Ya told me earlier..
Saten: Fine.. I'll try to relax.
AppleJack: Good.
Saten: So... Wanna make out?
AppleJack: Wha- NO!
Saten: Why not!?
AppleJack: Because ah have pepper spray in my pocket.
Saten: Why?
AppleJack: For when ya try ta get all creepy like that.
Saten: But kissing is what you do on dates.
AppleJack: For the last time! This isn't a date!.. It's just me doing something nice for ya, and we agreed to leave it at that... Besides. Twilight will be there. And she'll want ta see me.
Saten: Why?... Oh. Right.. The princess thing.
Derpy: Ahh., here we are at last.. Grand Gollaping Galla.. It's so beauitfu- *bangs into someone*
Aqua (an borrowed OC): *rudely* Hey. Watch where your going lady.
Derpy: Don't have to be mea-
Aqua: *rudely* Just leave me alone! *leaves*
Derpy: *eyes narrow*
Derpy: *Sudden happiness* This place just gets better and better.
Saten: So.. We're is this date of yours?
Derpy: He'll be here..
Stallion: *out of breath* I'm here. I'm here.
Derpy: Speak of the devil.. There he is.
Saten: Oh.. *laughs* Are you sure?
Derpy: Haha. Very funny.. His name is GoldenGrape.
Grape: That's my name. Don't rare it out.
Saten: *annoyedly* Nobody says that anymore. So please don't 'start' saying it.
AppleJack: *annoyedly roles eyes*.. I'm gonna go get some punch.
Derpy: Can I come?
AppleJack: Uhh.. *grins* Sure, why not.
Derpy: *happily* Great. *The girls leave the area*
Grape: I have to admit.. Derpy is a lot less attractive in person.
Saten: Oh. Is that so?
Grape: Yeah.. But baggers can't be choosers.
Saten: (fake laugh) good one... May I see your pen?
Grape: Uhh., Sure (gives him a pen from his pocket)
Saten: Thanks.. Now. What was that about Derpy?
Grape: That, she's kinda uglier in person.
Saten: I see... (suddenly, and aggressively, stabs the pen into GoldenGrapes leg, much to his intense pain)
Grape: What the fu-
Saten: (sadistically) HOW UGLY IS SHE NOW!?
Grape: Okay.. Okay.. She's not ugly.
Saten: Good.. *rips the pen out*... And just remember. I'll be watching you..
Grape: *gulps* noted.
Saten Twist was helping AppleJack try to find Twilight. When suddenly they banged into SilverNeedle (another borrowed OC).
SilverNeedle: (makes creepy joke).
Saten: *laughs and claps hooves like little kid* Ohhh, I like him.
SilverNeedle: Sup ponies!?
Saten: *claps hooves again* This guy.. We're has this guy been all this time!?
SilverNeedle: *to Saten* Wanna do some crack *shows beg* I have some of the best kinds.
Saten: Su-
AppleJack: *pulls Saten away* Nope..
Saten: What gives!? We were really hitting it off!?
AppleJack: Look suger.. As your friend. Ah can't have y'all hanging with druggies.. It's bad enough yer a alcoholic.
Saten: *chuckles* nice of you to be concerned.
AppleJack: Can we just find Twilight.
Saten: Sure.. *points up* She's up there.
AppleJack: *looks up and sure enough, there she is* Oh. How'd ya do that so quickly?
Saten: I saw her five minutes ago.. I just like messing with people.
AppleJack: *cutely chuckles* That's pretty good actually.
Saten: *suddenly sees someone, from off view* Hey. Isn't that Trixie Lunamoon?
AppleJack; Oh.. So it is.
Saten: *aniously* Can we go say hi to her. I want to know if she remembers me.
AppleJack: Umm... Sure. Why not.
Saten: *calls out* Trixie! It's me!
Trixie: *looks over, and suddenly she gasps before running away in fear*
AppleJack: *laughs* She 'differently' remembers ya
Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her).
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing you too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* you look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her fur or whatever horses have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: By the way. You ever been interviewed about being a princess and all that?
Twilight: Once.. But people don't seem to like doing it anymore. Not sure why..
CUT AWAY (based on a Jimmy Tatro video):
Mastersword as an interviewer: Hey princess Twilight. Good having you here.
Twilight: Sure.
Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?
Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.
Sword: That's nice. But the question is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?
Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a question being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.
Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. You answered 'none' of my questions. You kinda sound like a broken automatic response system, that's only been tought 4 phrases.
Twilight: (not lessening) Thanks. It's been an experience.
Sword: *annoyed* Yeah it has!
Twilight: *listing stuff about friendship*
Sword: What are yo- *looks behind him* Are you reading cue cards wait now!?.. What is this!?
Twilight: *still reading off them*
Sword: (proving point to audience) What's your name lady!?
Twilight: .. Dedication.
Sword: (angrily to camera) Her name is dedication!.. You know what, (storming off) this interview is over!... *offview* WHERE'S GOD DAMN BEER!?
End cutaway:
AppleJack: Wow.. That's. Interesting.
Twilight: I gue-
Saten: *comes out of nowhere. Clearly drunk* Princeeeeeeess!
Twilight: *uncomfortably* Hello, Saten Twist.
Saten: *hugs her, much to her uncomfort about his smell of being drunk* Congrats on being a prin-(hiccup)-cess.
Twilight: *awkward chuckle* Thank yo-
Saten: I found you a present!
Twilight: What kinda prese- OH MY GOD!
Saten: *holding live snake* I found her outside. *gives the snake to Twilight. Cause he is too drunk to see her fear of it*
Saten: Your welco- *falls down a bunch of stairs, rather painfully*
Derpy: Saten! *speed flies over to him*
Saten: *off view* Good thing I'm drunk.
Applejack: *pets the snake* She's cute.
Twilight: JUST GET IT OFF!
AppleJack: *laughs, and gets the snake off Twilight, and puts it out a window to roam free*
Derpy was helping Saten up. But a pony was making making rude comments about him. Derpy glared at the particular pony. But is too soft to actually do something about it.. So she mostly just ignored the pony.
MUCH LATER
The Grand Gollaping Gala party had finally come to an end.
Everyone started leaving. Saten Twist met up with Derpy and AppleJack.
AppleJack: *to Derpy* Wait. Were's GoldenGrape?
Derpy: Yeah.. Uhh.. About that.. *sadly* I think he dumped me.
Saten: *holding beer bottle* What!? Why!?
Derpy: *trying not to cry* He. He didn't say.
Saten: *growls* Ohh.. I'll see about that.
Saten: *gently pushes Derpy onto AppleJack* Comfort her A.J.. There's something I gotta do..
AppleJack: *pats Derpy's back, as Derpy decided to may as well start hugging her* Umm... Okay.
GoldenGrape is at the bar, finishing one of those 'shots' of alcohol. Suddenly Saten Twist approached him.
Saten: *still carrying beer bottle, and looking angry* What the hell man!? Did you dump my cousin!?
Grape: I'm sorry.. She just wasn't my type, didn't take it too badly did she?
Saten: I'm not sure yet.. But I sure hope not.
Grape: I hope she didn't hear all the bad stuff I called her, behind her back.
Saten: Wait.. You what!?
Grape: I'm sorry. She's just annoying, and kinda weird
Saten: *angrily* Take that back you dick!
Grape: I'm sorry. But she is.
Saten: I see... *drinks some of his beer* Umm. That's good stuff.. *silence*.. *Suddenly Saten smashes the bottle on the top of GoldenGrapes head, makes Grape cry out in agony*
Grape: WHAT THE HELL!
Saten: SHUT UP! *knocks Grapes head against the counter before aggressively throwing Grape off the stool that Grape was sitting on*
Grape: Your a crazy person!
Saten: *rather pleasantly* thank you.. *kicks Grape aggressively*
Saten: *angrily* Now stay away from cousin!
Grape: I don't have to lesson to yo- *gets aggressively kicked again* Okay! Okay! *runs off in fear*
Saten caught up with the girls again, and they headed towards one of the carriages they arrived in. But before she got in, AppleJack stopped Saten
AppleJack: Well.. Ah have to admit. Ah actually really enjoyed yer company.
Saten *anxiously* that mean-
AppeJack: Still 'just friends'.. But least ah will no longer be ashamed about calling you one.
Saten: So.. NOW you make out!?
AppleJack: Not in yer life.. But a hug. Ah can offer one of those.
Saten: Close enough *they hug softly*
Random Stallion: Haha! Get a room!
Saten: *growls* Excuse me. *lets go of AppleJack, and being mad about the stallion ruining the moment, he punches the stallion in the face, knocking him out*
AppleJack: *briefly covers her hooves over her mouth. She clearly wasn't expecting that*
Saten: *annoyedly while heading to the carriage* Alright, let's go.
AppleJack: *silently follows*
END OF STORY 7