Some where, in the city of Tokyo, a construction worker and the mayor sit with in view of Tokyo Tower. "I continue to question as to why we keep building this tower when it'll just be knocked down again as soon as we finish." The construction worker said.

"If we stopped rebuilding everything just because a Kaiju or alien robot or Cthulhu knocked it down then we wouldn't have anything standing in this city now wouldn't we?" The mayor answered just as a piece of the Eds plane flies by and knocks it back down. "OH COME ON!"

The piece of junk plane finally lands and the Anarchy Sisters crawl out. "It felt like we were flying for two to three weeks, but who's counting?" Stocking says as she stands at the doorway.

"One side sis! As nice as your a** smells I'd prefer to inhale the fresh air." Panty says pushing her sister out of the way. She inhales only to gag on the sent of the landfill they landed in. "No f***ing way!"

"You know whose fault this is?" Stocking asks her sister.

"Eddy." Panty answers.

"Lets find him, I wanna make him cry."

Elsewhere, the Eds walk around the city dressed in their Sailor Scout uniforms. "It's like I say, If at the end of the day I can say I made someone elses day much worse than I can go to bed happily and I go to bed happily every night." Eddy tells his friend.

"Yeah but Buttercup can have some more satisfaction." Edd answers.

"Go eat a boat...!" Eddy lashes back. The three stop their bickering then as they pass another guy with the powers of a magical garment girl, Ayumu.

"Hey man." The three say nonchalantly.

"What's up?" He says back as they all pass each other.

"You know Eddy? We've been in Japan for... fifty-four minutes and I feel like we haven't done anything since we got here." Edd says.

"You wanna go nerpping?" Eddy asks.

"Nerpping?" Edd asks back.

"Nerd Shopping." Eddy answers.

"Oh, Yes... Yes I do!" Edd answers back.

"Cue the awesome montage of shopping sequence!" Ed shouts standing between his friends deafening one of their ears.

And so their sequence rolled on. Ed bought a body pillow of Godzilla. "Dinosaurs make me horny." He whispers to you, the reader.

Meanwhile, Edd does something less creepy but not quite as awesome and purchases his own Gundam. "Now that punka** Megas won't cut me off on the free way ever again."

And finally, Eddy buys all seven Dragonballs. "What? I already have the hair of Goku, may as well have his balls too."

The three finish their shopping for the day and reunite. "I got these Kamenia sunglasses because he was the one that should've lived instead of that twerp Simon." Eddy says putting his shades on."

"I used panties. Downside is they weren't used by a girl and I found them in a gutter but hey, gotta make do, Am I right fellas?" Edd says awaiting a highfive.

"I got a rock." Ed says as he eats it with no trouble.

"I'm seriously questioning why I hangout with your two." Eddy says.

"Hey a**holes!" Stocking yells while the trio is turned away.

"Oh, now it's coming back to me." Eddy says.

"That voice can only mean two things. Either Stocking and Panty had found us or... Tsukihito Amanuma, Kyoko Kirisaki, Maria from Witchblade, Lulu Bell, San from Save me Lollipop which oddly looks a little too much like Stocking but we'll come back to that, Coopa from Tower of Druaga, Bulma, Lisa from Sacreed Blacksmith, Mey-Rin from Black Butler, Shizuka Marikawa from Is this a Zombie? and Yukari Sendo from Rosario Vampire! Who pays attention to voice detail? This guy! Suck it, all of ya all!" Edd finally finishes.

"Unkillable, that which has no life." Eddy says looking at his friend.

"I can't hear you over my swag." Edd retorts.

"Two questions for you three." Panty says. "One, why didn't you guys come looking for us when the plane crashed? And two, Why are you wearing woman's clothing?" The trio stand there in silence.

"HAHA! Why wouldn't we be wearing woman's clothing and leaving yo for dead? See? It's tough to answer questions on the spot, isn't it?" Eddy answers.

"There they are!" One of the Sailor Scouts says as they're covering themselves. "You three stole our clothes."

"Next time wear underwear." Ed answers.

"We were." The girl's answer back. Stocking then takes a quick glance to see if the Eds were, and they were, wearing the girls underwear as well.

"Look! We don't have time to waste on you three b****es because we gotta deal with these two b****es." Eddy tells them.

"Oh relax, you won't have to deal with us. Goku!" Mars yells as he flies out.

"My fist will make a home in your face!" Goku yells as he flies towards the Eds. The Eds step to the side as Goku crashes into the building behind them.

Goku slams into a giant robot who turns around to reveal he is Optimus Prime. Prime grabs Goku by the neck and lifts him up. "Any reason you can't let me enjoy my oil in peace?" Prime asks. Gurren Lagann then gets up from his table.

"How about you put him down? Goku is with me." Gurren says.

"Alright." Prime says as he throws Goku outside.

"You shouldn't have done that." Gurren says as Burning Gundam and MechaGodzilla gather around him. On Primes side we see Megas XLR and The Big Guy walk up behind him.

"Fight!" A voice says as the robot bar erupts into a brawl between American Mechs and Japanese Mechs.

"Awesome..." Ed says. Meanwhile the Anarchy Sister record the scene on their cellphones.

"You're getting this?" Panty asks.

"Oh yeah." Stocking answers turning the phone back to her. "I'm trying to get on Tosh.0"

"I think we should go now." Eddy says.

"Why?" Edd asks?

"Because we've ran out things to do this chapter and this dress is starting to run up my butt crack causing me to question my sexuality." Eddy answers.

"Fair enough. Back to America!" Edd says.

"It's where we misfits belong." Ed says as he carries the Anarchy Sister with them while they keep recording the fight.

Back on a new jet, the Eds kickback while someone else flys the plane for a change. "You know what? I'm proud we managed to do two entire chapters in Japan and not once mention anything about tentacles." Edd says.

"Yup, I call that a victory." Eddy answers back as the two cheer.

Back at the Eds mansion we see the debris of the ultimate party. All three Puffs are a sleep in bed with the hair all messy and Cthulhu smoking a cigar in between the three of them. "All the b****es love the high priest of madness." Cthulhu says as his tentacles wrap around the girls.

Next Time on this story I forgot the name too: The Eds wake up in a church. "Just like Lost." Edd says.

"We began in a plane wreck on an island we knew nothing about and ended in a church. YOU do the math." Eddy says.