Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: ah don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Yer used in a car racing story.. Will ya ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..
Saten: Soo.. Ponyville is being invaded by huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: (turns to AppleJack) Hey.. Remember how you keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies..
AppleJack: What are ya talking abo-
Saten: (thinking it might be some kind of "end of the world" deal, Saten suddenly kisses her on the lips, much to her complete shock).
AppleJack: (quickly pulls him away).. blushing) Umm..
Saten: Yeah.. By the way, your a terrible kisser.
AppleJack: Wha- .. But ah wasn't trying
Saten: (jokingly) Suuuure.
Twi: Guys.. Can we please focus on the matter at hand.
Pinkie: Twilight is right.. I'm sick of all this twists and turns.
Twilight: Wait.. Twists and turns..
Twi: (goes over to window) Half day, half night... strange weather patterns... out of control plants. I think I'm starting to get a pretty good idea of who we're up against.
Discord: Don't get me wrong. I absolutely loooove what you did with the place. But I can't take responsibility. I'm reformed. Don't you remember?
Dash: Yeah, right! This has got your cloven hoofprints all over it!
Discord: I'll have you know that I have only ''one'' cloven hoof.. Such accusations. And here I thought we were friends?
Pinkie: Drop the act buster! We're one too you!
Discord: Ladies. Please. We'll I lie to you.
all them but Fluttershy: YES!
Fluttershy: Umm.. Maybe.
Saten: Ohh.. Can you all keep it down, I'm starting to have a headache.
Discord: Annd. Who are you suppose to be?
Saten: Never you mind who I am.. Look. Why don't we just chop the vines down.. I still have Dan's old axe.. He's always so nice to me..
CUTAWAY:
Dan (Yes. Same Dan from Dan Vs): You are the worst person I have ever known! And I hope you burn in hell *slams door violently*
Saten: Okay. Bye.. (starts leaving) What a nice guy he is.
Dan: (from inside he is seen angrily stabbing a Saten Twist voodoo doll) WHY!? ISN'T!? THIS!? WORKING!?*
END CUTAWAY:
Twi: (sees them all staring at her confusedly, including Saten Twist, as he and Dash were seen hovering) W. why are you all staring at me like that?
AppleJack: It's just... Ya were mumblin' ta yourself...
Pinkie: Ooh! And don't forget the uncontrollable sobbing!
Fluttershy: We were really worried.
Saten: I for one thought it was hilarious.
Discord: I second that.. Sort of a one-pony theater piece, if you will. (shows the humorish verison of her crying). You should really consider taking it on the road.
Twi: I saw something from a long time ago. But it didn't explain what's happening now.
Discord: (dressed as camera man, and holding camera) Oh, I do hope she breaks into a song this time!
Saten: Haha! Nice! (he and Discord brohoof)
Saten: The tree of what now!?
Twi: It's where Princess Celestia and Princess Luna found the Elements. I think it's in danger.
Saten: Then let's go.
Twi: Not you., This is too important.
Saten: So?
Twi: It's just.. You don't always seem to have everyone's best interest at heart.
Saten: Everyone's best interest.. Dude! I am a man of dignity!.. (smokes a large glass bong full of marijuana)
Twi: Look.. Just watch Discord for us.
Saten: (coughs violently) Fine. Fine..
AppleJack: So.. We're excatly is this "tree of harmony"
Twi: It's in.. (points to ever green forest) there..
Discord: Oh. Hoho.. I'm gonna need more popcorn!
The girls left into the forest.
Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.
Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)
Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping you from taking that.
Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing you bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!
Discord: Excuse me!?
Saten: You heard me I said (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
Discord: *(nervously hands it over)
Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. You have bad stuff.
Twi: That was close.
AppleJack: (sighs) A little too close, if ya ask me. Ya sure yer are alright?
Twi: I'm fine. I just can't seem to get these new wings to do what I want them to do when I want them to do it.
Dash: Aw, you'll figure it out eventually.
Twi: "eventually" isn't good enough.
AppleJack: Ya have been having an awful lot of trouble with those things. And, well, who knows what else is gonna to come after us? Ya know, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea for Twilight to go back to Ponyville and let us look for the Tree of Harmony without her.
Twi: What!? Why!?
AppleJack: For starters, yac just about got eaten by a cragadilly.
Twi: We all did. It wasn't just me.
AppleJack: Sure, but... well, the rest of us aren't princesses.
Twi: Bu-
Rarity: Applejack does make a valid point. Even if we manage to save the Tree of Harmony, it won't necessarily mean Princess Celestia and Princess Luna will return. Equestria will need somepony to lead in their absence.
Twi: I'm not the only alicorn still standing.. Remember Ditto?
Rarity: Oh.. But isn't he like a thousand years old or something?
Twi: I guess.. But he's an alicorn, age doesn't matter as much.
Dash: But most ponies don't know him like we do. They don't even trust him. So why would they lesson to him as a ruler?
Twi: Oh.. He has his ways.
CUTAWAY:
Ditto: (is seen angrily yelling at the ponies of Canterlot, because they must of been saying mean things about him)
Twi: Umm.. I'm going to Ponyville now.
Ditto: (sudden happiness) Okay. Give Scooty my best.
Ditto: (back to angrily yelling at the ponies)
Twi: Umm.. Okay *nervously leaves*
END CUTAWAY:
AppleJack: Look. We all just find it too risky.
Twi: you 'all' feel this way?
(the girls node)
Twi: F-fine (tearfully leaves)
Twilight rejoined with Discord and Saten Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time you ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: (face gets even redder then already is, out of anger) Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: (chuckles) You have 'no' idea.
CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I love little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite what the score board says.. *five seconds later he gets angry at them for messing up somehow, and calls them back in* What is wrong with you!.. Okay new strategy.. Lose this game and I will murder you!. Every single one of you. Multiple stab wounds. And break!. (they go back to playing)
Sword: Dude. I don't think it's the best idea for you to be threatening the fillies.
Saten: Sticks and stones man. Words will never hurt... SCOOTALOO! If they score on you! I swear I'm gonna rip you in half with a chainsaw!
Sword: (nervous laugh) H. He's joking Scoot's.
Sword: Dude. I thought you said you were gonna control your temper.
Saten: (anxiously pacing) I am in complete control... BUTTONMASH! If you don't score this time! I will stuff thirty pounds of raw meat! UP YOUR ARM!
Sword: Is that even possible!?
(later when the other team scores)
Saten: (angrily throws larn chair) DEFENSE! YOU HEARD OF DEFENCE!
Sword: You need to calm down. Your going crazy on me here.
Saten: (enraged) I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: (throws something) GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. (prepares to punch one of the fillies) OR PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!
Sword: (pulling him back) That's it.. No more coffee for you.
END CUTAWAY:
Discord: Well. Anyway.. No luck finding your tree then?
Twi: We ran into some trouble. And my friends decided it would be best if I returned to Ponyville while they continue the search. Equestria will need me if Princess Celestia and Princess Luna don't return.
Discord: I'm just surprised that you agreed to their plan. I never thought you'd be the kind of pony who would think she was better than everypony else.
Twi: I don't think I'm better then everypon-
Saten: Every'body'
Twi; Oh. Shut. Up.
Discord: Oh, well, how silly of me to assume that you would think that. All you did was choose to keep your precious princess self out of harm's way while your friends thrust themselves right into it. I'm sure you'll all be the best of pals again when they return from their terrifying yet deeply bonding experience that they're having without you. [chuckles].
Twi: Damn you discord! (runs back in)
Spike: Oh come on. It's discord. He's just trying to get under your : Well.. It's working.
Saten: Wait., (flies after her) What if she gets lost..
Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told you stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy by the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.
CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That you so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.
Saten: fuck you man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for you sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)
Derpy: Much better..
*LATER*
Sword: Your cousin single.
Saten: I guess wh- Oh no.. No way. Don't even think about it!
Sword: Just once.. Please.
Saten: No... You just end up hurting her.. And I'll end up killing you.. And not simple killings either. I mean like really creative killings. Like in those SAW movies.
Sword: (ends up asking her out anyway)
Saten: She'll never agre- (Derpy agrees)
Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as you say he is.
Sword: Wha-
Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.
Derpy: (laughs) you did?..
Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*
Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
Sword: You should hear his more recent ones.. (to Saten) Tell her what you did a the other day.
Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.
Sword: (angrily) THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!
Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.
Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.
Saten: Oh! Differently (they highfive)
Sword: (arrogantly) HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?
Satan: No-
Sword: No! You did not get me!.. Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.
Saten: You know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. You guys can go out.. But only once.
Sword: Good enough. *leaves*
Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.
Derpy: Fine.
Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..
CUTAWAY ENDS.
Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.
Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, you have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. You could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperately changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh. Yes. Ditto.. What's his role again?
Celestia: Rather then keeping us at peace with Chrysalis. I don't think he has one. But he's a good leader nonetheless.
Saten: Well.. With that all done.. I guess I have nothing left to do, but return to reading creepypastas..
CUT AWAY:
Rainbow: This! Is the Rainbow Factory. Just think of it like a big old party.. *evil whisper like tone* Except your not allowed to leaaaaaaaave
End of story 8..