The following takes place between 12:00 AM to 12:00 PM.

First, Eddy at 3:45 in the morning. We see our Goku haired styled standing at the altar dressed the part of his groom role. Edd and Ed standing by his side. "Quit crying sockhead." Eddy ordered.

"I can't help it. Weddings just get me so... so... yeah I'm over it." Edd says with his face going blank.

The bride begins to walk up to the altar with the veil over her face. She makes it to the altar. The veil is then lifted to reveal it is none other than... Edd, JK, it was Panty.

"You may now kiss the bride." Gartebelt says. The two lean in and as their lips met they woke up in their separate rooms. Panty with the look of horror on her face as she started shaking.

"What the f*** did I eat?" She asks. Meanwhile, Eddy wakes up covered in sweat and panting with a slumbering Buttercup next to him.

"Marrying Panty? I'd rather get shot in the face." Eddy says as he went back to sleep.

Second, Edd at 8:46 in the morning. He walks out of his room and into the kitchen to get a drink from the fridge. He makes a bowl of cereal and sits at the table. He slowly eats his cereal. He then stops for a second. "So... what's the mission today?" Edd asks as a bush next to the window moves to hand him a note.

The Note read: 'Agent Double O D, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to stop the sinister Fly inside your house before he can walk all over you food and toothbrushes! This note will explode in 1/1000th of a second.'

"Wait, what?" Edd asks as the note explode destroying the kitchen.

Five minutes later, Edd comes out of his room dressed like the Men In Black and armed to the teeth with automatic weaponry. He stands still and listens. He hears a buzzing. "I heard that." Edd says as he opens fire on the 80 inch widescreen with a built-in bluray player and surround sound in the living room. "My soap operas! DAMN YOU FLYYYYYYYY!" Edd yells as he opens fire on all furniture in his way which was pretty pointless cause I'm fairly confident that the fly was killed when the TV was destroyed. "Shut up Shaman! How would you know? You don't even live here!" ... The jerk I call Edd so rudely said to me. He stood in silence as he listened. He then heard another buzz. "Damn it all!" Edd said as he took out a chain of grenades and pulled out one of their triggers. He tossed it as leaped into the next room for cover. The explosion exploded with the sound of a hundred explosions exploding. When it all ended Edd walked over and looked into the non existing room. He listened to hear no more buzzing. "Mission: Accomplished." Edd said as Stocking walked up next to him with her stuffed animal thingy in her arms.

"Nother fly?" She asked.

"Yup." Edd answered.

"Just call the damn exterminator next time." Stocking says.

"Yes ma'am." Edd answers hanging his head in shame.

Third and finally, Ed at 10:00 in the morning. He arrives at a coffee shop to meet some guys dressed in fancy suits, they sure were fancy. "Sorry I was late. So, let's get this idea for my own comic book published." Ed says.

"Look mister... Ed, you had a good idea for a comic series but we found new material." One of the guys says.

"What do you mean? I've dreamed about this moment my whole life. I was made to make comics. Since the day I was squeezed out into this cold, cruel world of monobrow heating motherf***." Ed says.

"And that's very good but we found someone else to follow. A comic series based on their lives even." The other guy answered. It was at that moment, something snapped in Ed. He grabbed both of them by the side of their head and slammed them together.

"Who?" Ed yelled as he kept smashing. He kept this up for a good five minutes until a card fell out of one of their coat pockets.

"I've seen this card before." Ed said as he flashed back to the days in college (Cause remember? This story began with them going to college and now they don't I dunno what's happening anymore either) and found the card when it slipped out of one of the Powerpuffs backpacks. "Rowdyruffs." Ed said as he clenched the card. He got into his batmobile and rocketed off. "They're dead. That soulless ginger, his monkey and his toilet baby brothers! They're all dead!" Ed said as he neared their volcano base.

Meanwhile, in the observatory. Mojo speaks to the C.O.C.K organization on a monitor similar to how Moltar spoke to Space Ghost. "I, Mojo Jojo, Have some complaints about this plane." Mojo said.

"Well your advice is going a blank slate buddy cause listening to you speak is like listening to the Kranng have a conversation." The mysterious leader of C.O.C.K told him.

"Did you text Ed that we screwed him over yet?" Butch asked Brick who was on his phone.

"Just did. I think he got it. It has those three floating dots." Brick answered. Just then, The batmobile crashed through the door way.

"Who just sexted me?" Ed says holding his phone up with a pic of Bricks junk on it.

"Sorry bra, that was meant for Blossom. I just wanted to taunt you with my superiority. Guess this still works." Brick said.

"MORTAL KOMBAT!" Ed yelled as he charged the three. Butch charged back causing both of their heads to clash. Butch went flying back into the monitor Mojo was using. Birck then burped fire onto Ed. Ed, however, inhales all the flames and farts it out onto Boomer. Brick uses his heatvision on Ed hitting him square in the chest. Ed fought the pain and kept walking closer to Brick. He grabbed Brick by the head blocking his eye and deflecting the lasers back into his face. He let's go to allow Brick drop to his knees and fall face first in defeat. The tattered Ed then turns his attentions to Mojo who was cowering in a corner.

"Please don' hurt Mojo." Mojo pleaded. Ed picked him up by his cape, tied him and his three sons in it and hung them on the broken monitor. "So we just wait for the cops to arrive?"

"Nope." Ed answered as he chugged a whole gallon of gasoline. He then peed it all the way from the living room all the way to the foot of the volcano.

"My rug!" Mojo yelled. Ed then pulled out a match and said... I have too many joke to use for this one so I'll just use them all.

"Oo Ee Monkey boy!/Fry this banana!/You know what wet dog smells like? Well how about burnt monkey?/I can never love you the way I loved Koko!/Insert Chinese food joke here." Ed said as he lite the match and tossed causing the observatory to explode with the sounds of oh you know already.

All three of them at 1:00. The three sit in a destroyed living room on a burnt couch. "So what do we do today Eddy?" Edd asked.

"Eh, probably finally get off our lazy a**es and make that Best Eds Play sequel finally." Eddy answered.

"The fans demand more Ed." Ed said.

"Shut it lumpy." Eddy ordered.

"Yes sir." Ed said hanging his head in shame.

Back in the Community Of Criminal Kings, every villain is in an uproar. "First Discord and now Mojo? They're picking us off one by one." Him says.

"Calm down everyone. I'm just going have to skip the break them mentally part and move straight for the kill." The leader says as the doors to his room open up to reveal... The Gourd and Blister the Underwood with the mic to the intercom.

Elsewhere, the three Rowdyruffs lie still tied to the skeleton of a monkey. They were out cold as a shadow casted by a figure with attenas on its head loomed over them letting out a sinister laugh growing louder and louder before some one yells at him to shut up.