SPENCER'S P.O.V
"This is rare"
When Chelsea says that I look over at her.
"What do you mean it's rare?"
"Spence you're here without your new favourite accessory"
That's hilarious.
"Chels you really shouldn't laugh at your own jokes"
"I know but that was incredibly funny"
It really was.
"So what did you think of the show Chels?"
It was different to other shows I've seen.
"I thought it was... interesting"
When she says that I start laughing.
"Spence it's the whole French thing it just throws me off"
Kyla wanted to go and see Moulin Rouge, so we all tagged along.
"So I'm pretty sure that girl's hitting on Ash"
When she says that I look over to where they're standing.
"She'll be loving it"
"You don't care?"
"Have you ever seen me get jealous?"
"No but you clearly weren't into Matt so you had no reason to get jealous when you were with him"
"Chels she can talk to other girls it's not an issue"
She just can't do anything else or I'm out of here.
"Spence how do you fit on that tiny bed with Ashley and her ego?"
That's hilarious.
"Drinks?"
"Thanks Ky"
Chelsea cracks me up.
"What's so funny?"
"That girls hitting on Ashley and Spencer's trying to tell me it doesn't bother her"
"Ohhhhh"
It really doesn't bother me.
"Kyla don't listen to her"
"Spencer I know you better than you know you"
"You're losing it Chels..."
"If that's the case recruit her for a threesome"
Kyla just spit her beer everywhere.
"Sorry Ky"
"Spencer can we not talk about my sister and sex, it's gross"
"Ky nothing about sex with your sister is gross"
I can't help myself.
"SPENCER EEEWWWWW"
I'm laughing so much my heart's hurting.
"Chelsea two minutes ago you were telling me I should be jealous and now you're telling me to recruit her for a threesome?"
She's so strange.
"I didn't say you should be jealous, I asked you if you were"
"Well I'm not"
"Okay"
She doesn't believe me.
"Chelsea I'm not"
"Okay"
"You're so annoying"
"No I'm not"
She really isn't.
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
When Ashley appears everyone starts laughing.
"Ashley are you talking to me?"
"Well I'm definately not talking to her..."
She's pointing at Ky.
"And it wouldn't be very appropriate if I was talking to her"
When she points at Chelsea I smile.
"Ash when are you ever appropriate?"
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
"Non, je suis fatigué"
I don't think she was expecting a response.
"You've lost me Spence"
This is a very entertaining conversation.
"It's french for no, I'm tired"
"How do you know how to say that?"
"I just do"
When she sits down next to me she moves her hand so it's resting on my leg.
"Spence learn some dirty words and we'll fool around later"
"Non, je suis fatigué"
She has the biggest grin on her face.
"You're only making me want you more"
When I look over at Kyla she's shaking her head.
"Sorry Ky"
I feel bad Ashley's her sister.
I definately wouldn't want to hear about Glen's sex life.
"Spencer don't worry about her let's french kiss?"
That's hilarious.
"Ash how about we go and eat french fries instead?"
I'm hungry.
"How about you both make me french toast?"
I'm laughing so much I'm crying.
"Chelsea that was great"
When Ash brushes her lips against my ear I shiver.
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
She's whispering.
"Oui"
There's no way I'd say no to that.