Special, rushed birthday chapter for my homies out there brah!

Ed eats a meal served from the Kitchen. "What da funk is this? This isn't what we usually get for food." Ed says.

"Our original chef left." Edd answered him.

"Lopo left? But he was such an awesome cook. That mystery meat he made for us last Friday was delicious." Ed said.

"I ate every last bit." Eddy added. "But this new chef is good enough."

"Who is it?" Ed asks.

"Some black Japanese dude named Brock." Edd says.

Brock then wheels out a tray of dishes. "Order Up!" Brock sets the table. "Enjoy."

"Well do." Eddy and Edd attempt to stick a fork through the same piece of steak. Neither of them will budge. "That steak is mine." Eddy says. "Like Hell it is." Edd answers back.

In the living room Panty and Stocking lounge on the couch channel serving. "F*** There's nothing on TV anymore." Panty says.

"There's no more good entertainment anymore." Stocking says.

Eddy and Edd then ram through the door swinging swords at each other. Edd, wielding the Master sword of Hyrule while Eddy used the sword of Grayskull. The Eds kept fighting their way through the house. Ed followed them at a safe distance while eating the steak they began the fight over.

"What the hell, it beats sitting here doing nothing." Panty said as her and Stocking got up off the couch and followed Ed.

Edd is sent flying through a window. "You're paying for that sockhead!" Eddy yells.

"I'll pay with your blood!" Edd answers back.

Eddy leaps out the shattered window. Edd leaps back. Their swords clash once more but not their meat swords because the Eds don't swing that way. They clashed steel causing sparks to fly between them, again, not that way. Eddy and Edd locked their blades in a power struggle with their noses inches apart. The both of them acted quickly, Eddy delivered a headbutt as Edd proceeded to kick Eddy in the groin. Both of them are sent flying back.

"OOOOOHHHHH!" Ed and the Anarchy sisters yelled in unison.

"Let me find my babies real quick. One.. two.. three, kay they're all there. Let's do this." Eddy said standing back up.

"Huh?" Edd says as the ringing in his head goes away. His vision returns to see Eddy charging at him.

Edd acted quickly and ran up a wall with a window seal and climbed to the top of the roof. He ran across to get to a more open field. Eddy just opened the door to the next room and ran through the same part of the building. Everyone followed.

Edd arrived to the other side and takes a leap off of the roof, instead of just climbing off of it like a sane person would, only for Eddy to tackle him before he could land. "By the power of Grayskull Mothertrucker! Yeah!" Eddy yells standing over a winded Edd. Edd punches Eddy in the groin again sending him stumbling back a little and causing him to stumble over a walk way. "In the same spot." Eddy says.

"Not as funny the second time." Panty says.

"Nope." Stocking adds.

"Just plain sad." Ed agrees.

Orco then flys next to Eddy as he lies on the ground. "Come on Eddy, you can do it! I've got your back after all." Orco says.

"F*** you Orco." Eddy says.

Meanwhile, Navi flys up to Edd. Her little quote box reads "Double D, the Tri-Force say you're fighting like a p**** Double D. Make him cry." Edd just looks at the box in shock.

Both Eds get back to their feet and charge. Their steal clashes causing a blinding light to engulf everyone.

"HELLO!" Eddy yells.

When the light dies down we see Edd on all fours with a shattered Master sword before him and blood running down his face. He sits up looking to the sky and sees only an unforgiving, bright yellow sun in that clear blue sky. Eddys head then blocks the sun as he walks up to Edd with a cracked Grayskull sword in hand and an equal amount of blood running down his face.

"This is getting good." Ed says as the other shush him to see what happens next.

"You were supposed to lead us out of the darkness Double D, not become its champion!" Eddy yells with sorrow gripping his very being.

"What the f*** are you even talking about?" Edd asks in confusion and disoriented.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Eddy lets out a battle cry as he thrusts his blades through Edds chest.

"F***ing A!" Edd says. Eddy pulls out his sword.

"YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Eddy yells with crazy eyes as he starts swinging the blade down on to Edd.

"NOOOOOO! Double D! NOOO!" Ed yells trying to go to him as the Anarchy Sisters hold him back.

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