AT RESTURANT:

Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needs her anyway. She didn't understand you.. You need someone who dose understand you.. Someone who you knew your entire life..

Saten: You mean Derpy?

Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some else who knew you for your entire life. And she always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting wait in front of you.

Saten: (oblivious) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.

Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend.

Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.

Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.

Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.

Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.

Saten: (leaves).

Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?

Derpy: What's the big deal?

Saten: He's nuts. Don't you remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:

Saten: (a year or two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought you were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. You can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get lifted into the ambulance).

END CUTAWAY:

Derpy: Look. Dating him is my own choice.. I know your my guardian Saten. But I'm a grown woman.

Saten: Well.. Not to me your not. Your still a little girl in my eyes.

Derpy: That's sweet. But you have to let me make my own choices.

Saten: Fine.. But if he hurts you in anyway. I will rip his heart out.

Derpy: Well. I have a good feeling about this guy. So I don't think it'll come to that.. And anyway. I thought you said were gonna clean this place up.

Saten: I did clean it up.

Derpy: Looks excatly the same!

Saten: (reveals the whole coffee table is full of empty beer bottles) I had a few drinks when I finished.

Derpy: Grr.. I thought you said were quitting drinking.

Saten: Well.. I-

(doorbell rings)

Derpy: (claps happily) Oh. He's here!.. (sternly to Saten) Try to behave yourself.

Master Sword: (waiting at other side of door, spraying mouth spray. But it ends up going into his eye, due to bad aim, and he begins freaking out, and unfortantly Derpy sees him doing so).

Derpy: Um.. (giggles cutely) Nervous much?

Sword: I.. I, I, I..

Derpy: (kisses his cheek)

Sword: Umm... (awkwardly) Okay. So that happened.

Derpy: (closes door and start walking a bit) Any plan?

Sword: Well I-

Saten: (bursts open door) HAHA! Keep away from my precious little flower!

Derpy: (gasps)

Saten: You guys almost stepped on it (rakes lone flower on the front yard).

Derpy: (growls) Saten!

Saten: What?

Derpy: Forget.. Let's just go Swordy (takes Master Sword's hoof, and starts leading the way).

Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.

SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.

Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):

Spike: Wait, are you drunk.

Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?

SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").

Ditto: (gags).

Scoot: Are you gonna be sick mister?

Ditto: Yes. I need to go throw up. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).

(PLEASE STAND BY SCREEN).

Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding empty beer bottle).. Alright. I'm back, and I'm MUCH more sober.

Spike: We sincerely doubt that.. But if you say so.

Ditto: Alright.. My name is Ditto. You probably heard of me.

Spike: Yes! You kidnapped Twilight!

Ditto: Who?.. Oh, right, her.. But look. Either way.. You guys are part of my plan now, and I'm never gonna release you, not ti-.. (the Cusaders are seen giving puppy eyes).. Stop doing that! That isn't fair!. (they containue).. Seriously! It's too much.. Just sto- (he gets tackled by Rainbow, and ends up in a fist fight)..

Rainbow: I'll kick your ass!

Ditto: We're see. (breaks the bottle on a tree, but a piece falls into his eye socket, interrupting the scene).. AHH! Glass in my eye! Glass in my EYE!

Scoot: Dose it hurt?

Ditto: (angrily) OF COARSE IT FUCKIN HURTS!

SB: Push against the side of your eye.

Ditto: (starts doing so) It's not working!

Rainbow: Really gotta twist at it.

Ditto: I'm TWISTING!

SB: Now take it out. With ANOUTHER piece of glass!

Ditto: Are you FRIGGIN insane!?

SB: (awkwardly) .. I I'll get a first aid kit (runs to do so)

END CUTAWAY:

SB: Yes.. How can we forget about that guy. You still write to him Scootaloo, after he was reformed and all?

Scoot: (proudly) sure do.. He's chief of the guards now.

AB: Makes since.

Granny Smith: (comes into view) We have decided.. Your old enough to stay home and handle the chores for us, the whole afternoon.

Crusaders: (gasps)

AB: Ah accept your decision.

Crusaders: (cheer)

END OF EPISODE TEN