SPENCER'S P.O.V

"Spence I haven't missed our early morning swim sessions"

I love swimming, but I'll never love the early mornings.

"It was so hard to get out of bed this morning..."

"Your bed?"

When she says that I laugh.

"Chels the actual bed is irrelevant in that comment..."

"I know, I was just showing an interest in your life"

"Well I appreciate that..."

She's smiling.

"And I was at Ashley's..."

"You two are rabbits"

She's right, but she doesn't have any evidence, so she can't just declare us rabbits.

"Chels that's an assumption you can't make.."

"Why?"

"You have no idea how often we have sex so you can't just declare us rabbits"

"Did you have sex last night?"

We both know she's going to win.

"Yes"

"Did you have sex the night before?"

"Yes"

Honesty's the best policy.

"Has there been a night since Ashley came back that you two haven't had sex?"

"Okay I surrender"

When I throw my hands up in the air she laughs.

"It was never in doubt Spence"

She's good.

"You... two... are... rabbits"

Were the dramatic pauses really necessary?

"Chels there's nothing wrong with a healthy sex life"

"I know..."

If Chelsea was anyone else this conversation would have ended a long time ago.

"I'm just jealous"

When she says that I force a smile.

"Chels it's only been a couple of months..."

She'll meet someone else.

"Spence you were single for negative one week"

I shouldn't be laughing but that was very quick.

"So while we're on the topic of me being single..."

This should be interesting.

"I bumped into Tegan yesterday and apparently Blake picked USC..."

I wasn't expecting that.

"I thought..."

"Spence I thought the same"

When she hops up and starts walking I grab my things and follow.

"The last time we spoke I was heading off to Europe and she was going to go interstate for college..."

"Chels this is a good thing right?"

They're going to be in the same city now.

"I honestly don't know what this is..."

"She was so adamant she wanted out of LA?"

"I know Spence, I really don't get it..."

That makes two of us.

"We had the friendliest break up the world has ever seen"

They really did.

"And I wasn't expecting her to be in constant contact with me while we were away, but I was expecting more than a few status likes and a couple of comments on Facebook..."

If circumstances had of been different she'd still be with Blake.

"Anyway distract me with Spencer and Ashley news?"

When we get to the car I throw my bag in the back seat.

"Chels aren't you sick of hearing about us?"

"You're joking right!?"

No.

"I love it, your life's fascinating"

She's grinning.

"I'm actually writing a movie about you two and that means I require constant updates..."

"Chels it's going to be a very boring movie"

"Spence it will be a blockbuster"

When she says that I smile

"Okay well as your best friend it's my duty to ensure your movie is a huge success"

This sucks.

Chelsea and Blake were really good together.

"Last night Glen was a dick and gave Ashley the whole don't mess with my sister speech..."

"See what I mean!?"

When she laughs it makes me laugh.

But I'm a long way from being amused.

Glen's an ass.

"I also met her mother yesterday"

"How did that go?"

"It was fine..."

"Is she hot?"

That's hilarious.

"She's Ashley's mother..."

"Yes but Ashley is hot and her mother's married to a rockstar, so..."

"She's attractive"

She's very attractive.

"Come on let's go get food, I'm starving"