A/N: Hi everyone. This is part 2 of my revenge one shot. I think I will expand out into 2 more chapter because you know I have to let Michonne get Rick back. Reviews are welcomed. Enjoy!
Once again this is dedicated to TheBaeTide for her wonderful Grimes 2.0 family that I love.
Ricks Revenge
2 Months Later
I've never been known to be a real patient man. I am usually quick to act before thinking the situation through. I can admit this about myself now after the countless mind numbing counseling sessions with Aaron that my wife and I went through. So it was no problem for me to sit back and wait for the perfect opportunity to get my wife back for violating our sacred bedroom with that pink vibrating contraption. Just thinking about it makes me want to go to the boutique that she purchased it from and throw every dildo, vibrator and any other sexual contraption into a wood chipper. Hell if I could I would make sex toy parties illegal in Kings County just to make sure that nothing like that ever entered my home again.
"Rick... Man, why are you gripping the steering wheel like that" hearing Daryl speak help break me from that horrible memory. I released the steering wheel that I was gripping a little too tight.
"Nothing just thinking about something" I continued to peer out the driver side window of the squad car at the semi empty parking lot. I am just waiting for the action to begin. I knew she would be here any moment and once she arrived, I could sit back and watch the fireworks.
"So do you wanna tell me why are we sitting in the parking lot of this shopping center so early in the damn morning" Daryl huffed.
It was about 8:40 am on a Saturday morning, and Daryl was right it was early. Our shift didn't start till 11 am, but I had to have an excuse to leave the house early without raising Michonne suspicions. I knew she had been planning this shopping trip with Andrea and Sasha for months. Some grand shoe sale which brought women from neighboring counties out as well. It's all she had been talking about over the past month or so.
"Hey isn't that Andrea car pulling in" Daryl tapped Rick on his arm to draw his attention to the passenger side of the car. "Oh damn. Get down!" I pulled Daryl down with me to make sure we weren't seen.
"Ah hell man don't tell me you have me out here with you so you can keep an eye on Chonne"
"Nah it's not like that. I just want to see what this shoe sale is all about" I peeked up to make sure Andreas car was out of sight before rising in my seat again.
Daryl scoffed "Yeah right. You don't give a damn about no shoes man especially since Chonne buys your shit for you."
I whipped my head around and stared at Daryl "No she doesn't I buy my shit myself" Daryl chuckled "Yeah right. Sasha told me all about how Chonne buys everyone's clothes and shoes in the house" I made a mental note to start getting my clothes, especially after today. Michonne may burn every piece of clothing I have once she gets home.
"So what's up, why are we out here?"
"Revenge" Daryl forehead creased as he just looked at his best friend whose eyes at the moment showed a look of mischievousness.
"Man, you and Chonne have a strange marriage. So what happened now?"
"It's just too horrible to speak about but know it was a direct violation of my home." Daryl scoffed at Ricks statement "Man whatever. I think you need to go to counseling solo and let whatever his name is know about your tendency to stalk your wife."
"I'm not stalking my wife. I'm watching closely from a distance. There is a huge difference" I had to laugh at my ridiculous statement. "Nah, I just set up a little revenge for Chonne, and I want to be around to watch."
"You know she is going to be in there for hours looking at shoes."
"Nah, I heard her on the phone the other day placing some shoes on hold. I guess they are going some other places to do more shopping, but this was their first stop." I watched my wife, Sasha, and annoying ass Andrea enters the store. "Ok come on let go around back and enter the store." I started up the cruiser and drove around to the back of the shopping center. We could easily enter the store without being seen.
As Daryl and I entered the store from the back, I could already hear Michonne arguing with the cashier. I placed my hand out to stop Daryl because I wasn't ready for her to see me yet. I needed her to feel the humiliation that I felt watching that pink monstrosity sliding in and out of my perfect space. Maybe this was the wrong way to get my revenge, but it's the only thing I knew that she enjoyed doing to the fullest. I thought of doing something sexual like teasing her till she begged me to make sweet sweaty love to her, but I knew I would cave in the instant I saw her naked.
"Tell me I can't play with your ass. That's my ass" I mumble under my breath "What did you say?" Daryl asked "Nothing let's just hang back for a bit. We will come out before she hurts the cashier."
"Man I hope so. You know how women can be when it comes to shopping. Hell, I had to make sure the girls had a babysitter for today because if I didn't, Sasha said it would be a long while before I got any sweet loving if she didn't get her shoes." I snorted at Daryl statement, but I knew it was true. I was risking being in a possible eternal drought by doing this, but it had to be done. A lesson has to be learned, and my revenge will be given on a silver platter that I may get hit with in the process.
I contacted the store manager Ian about three weeks ago who happened to be an old classmate of mine and asked him if he would help me play a prank on my wife. Ian was hesitant at first, but when I assured him that it was just a harmless prank, he accepted. My next issue was the cashier. I had to sweeten the deal once I found out who would be working that day.
"I'm sorry Mrs. Grimes, but I'm not able to process your card. The system won't let it go through" the cashier was a young girl no older than 19 years old who had long brown hair and friendly brown eyes. She nervously handed Michonne back her credit card and began chewing on her fingernails.
"There must be something wrong with your system. I've never had any issues before. Here try this card and see if it will work" Michonne just couldn't understand what was going on. She knew Rick paid the bills on all of the credit cards. So she was baffled as to why it wasn't working.
Andrea was standing beside Michonne getting frustrated with the whole situation. "Chonne let me just pay..." Michonne held her hand up to stop her friend from proceeding. "No, there has to be a reason, and I can't have you do that. Rick would have a coronary if he knew you paid for my stuff."
"All the more reason why you should let me pay for it. I would love to see Ricks face when he found out." Andrea laughed at the whole idea of Rick losing it because she helped her friend out. "You know you can pay me back later" Michonne handed the cashier a second card that she had for emergencies. The cashier swipes the card, and the computer made a loud beep sound indicating that the card did not go through.
"I'm sorry Mrs. Grimes. This card didn't go through as well. I'm getting an alert that says we can't accept any form of payment from you." The cashier looked as if she wanted the floor to open up and swallow her whole as she saw the look of 'What the fuck did you just say' come across Michonne face.
Sasha eyebrows raised as she heard the cashier. "Little girl I think you need to get ready to run."
The cashier paled and began to stutter and quickly try to explain "I'm sorry, this is only my first week, and I didn't want to do it, but he said he would give me $200.00 bucks if I declined all of your purchases."
"Who is He?" Michonne mouth twitched as she only needed one guess.
"He wouldn't dare." Michonne hissed. "Girl it looks like he dared. I hope he has his funeral all planned out" said Sasha who was completing her purchase with another cashier. Michonne was just going to demand the cashier ring up her purchases. And she didn't give a damn what her husband told her she heard him.
"Is there a problem here ladies" Michonne whirled around to face her husband who was walking toward her with Daryl following close behind staring at her with one eyebrow raised. "Yes, there is Grimes. It seems that you have told this innocent young lady not accept my purchase." Michonne tried to keep her composure as she scowled at her husband.
"Now why would I do that?"
Michonne threw her hands up at her husband trying to feign his innocence. "Oh I don't know maybe because you are crazy" Andrea stated over her shoulder as she also finished her purchase.
Rick gave Andrea a death stare, and she happily returned the same exact stare. Michonne snapped fingers in front of Ricks' face. "Grimes focus. I need to purchase my shoes so remove this mess from my credit cards."
"Oh, I don't think I can do that."
"And why the hell not" Michonne stood with her hands on her hips.
I made sure to lean in as close as possible and whisper in my wife's ear "Because that pink vibrating device from hell is still in our home." Michonne gasped, and her eyes widen. "Oh yeah, I found it. It's still in the house laughing at me from that box in the back of the closet. So no shopping till I see you throwing it in a landfill." I gave her a kiss just to punctuate my seriousness about the situation.
I stood up straight and brushed my hands down my uniform and positioned my hat just right. "You ladies enjoy the rest of your day shopping."
Sasha, Daryl, and Andrea stood there looking at me as I began to walk off. I turned around and looked at my wife who was still standing at the cashier counter looking at me with her eyes blazed with anger and embarrassment. "Oh and honey. I got me revenge." I tipped my hat and started walking out the store. I knew I was going in the wrong direction, but if I turned around now, it would just ruin this dropped the mic moment. "Ehh Daryl will come around and pick me up," I said to myself.
A/N: Thanks for reading. I couldn't really come up with a good revenge for Rick with out him looking like a total asshole so I figured this would be the easiest and safest. next update coming soon.