Chapter 2, London!?
Previously:
"Si who is the man Inglettera?" said Spain, eyes filled with something England couldn't place. The man stood from the couch and walked over to England looking at the other nations over England's shoulder. The man had black hair, with blond tips, along with a black suit, and green vest, with also very large eyebrows,
"Ah excuse me, are you talking about me? By the way, my name is William Kirkland".
Present Time:
"WHAT?!" The black haired man shrugged behind England and looked amusingly at their faces. The ex-allies (save Russia and England) had their mouths open in shock. The ex-axis had the classic 'WTF?!' face, save Italy. The BTT, had been looking at him, then England, then back to him. So these are the other nations, William though amusingly. England shook his head and asked them (more like demanded) them to get inside.
"So, yes this is London" he said rather quickly. Ok so picture this, put 'WTF' face together with that moment when you find you friend/sibling/parent/whatever doing something weird. Have it? Good now times that by 1000 and pair it up with England's 'WTF' face. Yep, tadaa! Picture that with Russia and Italy and there you have really weird face. Two seconds had passed, and then the two (obviously) brothers were assaulted with questions. London leaned to Arthur,
"We have two choices; call Philippines to go Manny Pacquiao on them. (A/n: Filipino pride!) Or go Jack the Ripper on them, so which one Albion" he whispered.
"Option two" he whispered back, "I don't want to bother Philippines". William nodded, he understood but he needed a reason to get mad, and he got that reason when the two perverts groped him behind the couch.
"Keseseseseseseseses, nice ass!"
"Ohonhonhonhonhohon, exactly like Angleterre's", purred France. London swiftly pulled a knife from his boot,
"GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE YOU ASSHOLIC PERVERTS, OR I'LL FUCKING CASTRATE YOUR DICKS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSES. YOU FUCKING MOFASH! I'LL DO IT LIKE I DID IN THE VICTORIAN TIMES, YOU ASSHOLES! HEY! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE! DON- NOW I'M REALLY GOING TO KILL YOU LITTLE SHIT-HEADS! WHY THE FUCKERY THE TEA CABINNET?! GET BACK HERE, AND YOU TOO ASSHOLES! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Did I mention that London is a violent and short tempered individual? Before the nations ran to the door, America stopped, to ask a question,
"Iggy, what does MOFASH means?"
"It means "Mother Of Fucking Asshole Shit Heads" " he answered calmly as London chased them out the door. London huffed,
"Your right, their bastards".
Second chapter as promised! I'll do Chapter 3 if I get 5 reviews. Sorry if it's little short
William: Shut up and help me fix the tea cabinet!
Arthur: Yes thank you very much!
Me: Wait a minute! Random Toria I hope your happy! I wasn't really creative on my part, but I hope you're happy with it! And Amazingtitlehere it is technically, but more England x World it's just that London gets sucked in because he is so alike to England except for the hair, and well he is England in a certain view. I hope this answered your question ^^ oh and review and fav please- Hey! Let go of my shirt!
William: you did what you had to do now, help me get to the tea shop! –Jack the Ripper Glare-
Me: Yipe! Ok! Ok!