Hello guys! I know this is supposed to be updated on Tuesdays but since tomorrow is Akatsuki Baby's one year anniversary, this is getting updated today.

And just so you all know, Rima did eventually give in and help Senri with his sunburn.

"Kaname-san, where do babies come from?"

If Kaname was anybody else, he would've spit out the blood tablet water he was drinking. Luckily, He was Kuran Kaname and he had more dignity than that. "I beg your pardon, Senna?"

Senna swung her legs against Kaname's couch. She had come into Kaname's room with a troubled look on her face and a question on her mind. "Where do babies come from?"

Kaname sat down next to Senna. He ruffled her hair as he thought. "Why do you suddenly want to know?"

Senna batted his hand away, puffing her cheeks out when he chuckled at her. "Well, I was reading one of Ruka's books…"

Kaname held his hand up. "Senna, this isn't something that someone as little as you needs to know."

Senna rounded her eyes out, trying to give Kaname the puppy eyes again. "Please, Kaname-san?"

Kaname sighed. He had hoped that he wouldn't have to have this conversation with Senna until she was MUCH older. He sat her in his lap. "Senna, when a man loves a woman…"

As Kaname spoke, Senna's eyes grew bigger and bigger. "So, the guy puts this," She poked Kaname's pants, "inside this?" She pointed at herself.

Kaname chuckled. "Well, yes."

"And your supposed to do that with people you love?" Senna blinked curiously.

"Yes." He tapped her nose. "You, however, don't need to worry about that kind of stuff."

Senna nodded before hopping off of the couch. "Thanks, Kaname-san. I'll go back to bed now."

Senri opened his eyes when he felt a weight on his chest. He yawned. "Senna, why are you in my room? Why are you sitting on top of me? Where are your clothes?"

Senna grinned down at Senri. "Kaname-san said we're supposed to have sex."

Senri blinked slowly, processing the information. He stood up and carried Senna over to the other bed, dropping her on a sleeping Ichijo. "Ichijo-san, it's being weird again. Fix it." He crawled back into bed and went to sleep.

Ichijo blinked the sleep from his eyes. "Senna, where is your nightgown? You're going to catch a cold."

Senna pouted. "Kaname-san says your supposed to have sex with people you love. So, since I love Senri-nichan, we're supposed to have sex!"

Ichijo felt like he was going to faint. He coughed a few times. "Well, Senna, that's not exactly how it works. You see, the other person should return your love in order for you to do…that."

Senna's eyes began to water. "So, Senri-nichan doesn't love me?"

"No, no, no!" Ichijo panicked. He hugged Senna and rubbed her back soothingly. "Senri loves you very much. It's just a different kind of love then the love needed to do…that."

Senna rubbed her eyes. "There are different kinds of love?"

Ichijo breathed a sigh of relief. "Yes."

"Like what?" Senna asked.

"Well, there's the kind of love between family and friends. It's called platonic love. This is the kind of love we all have for you." He tapped her nose affectionately.

Senna wrinkled her nose. "What does platonic mean?"

"It means no sex." Senri mumbled. "Now be quiet so I can go to sleep."

Ichijo laughed nervously. "Do you want to say here tonight, Senna?" He smiled when Senna nodded. "Let's go get you another nightgown and then we'll go to bed."

Senna led the way to her bedroom. She dug through her dresser until she found a nightgown. She pulled the white nightgown over her head and yawned. "Ichi-nichan, will you carry me?"

Ichijo picked her up and carried her back to his and Senri's room. He tucked her into his bed and chuckled when she snuggled up to him. "Good night, Senna."

"Night night, Ichi-nichan."

Yuki blinked when she saw the young vampire out in the middle of the day. She walked over to her and smiled. "Senna-chan, what are you doing out so early?"

Senna looked thoughtfully up at Yuki. "Yuki-neesan, am I supposed to have sex with Toga-darling?"

Yuki was, to say the least, taken aback by the question. "W-why would you think that, Senna-chan?"

"Well, Kaname-san told me your supposed to have sex with people you love. But then Ichi-nichan told me it's only with people you don't love platonically. So, since Toga-darling is Toga-darling, does that mean I have sex with him?"

"…." Yuki picked the small girl up and ran to the chairman's office. She was relieved to see Zero sitting on the couch, reading a book. "Zero, I need your help."

Zero looked up from his book, frowning when he saw Senna tucked into Yuki's arms. "What are you doing out of bed?"

Senna pouted. "I couldn't sleep 'cause I've got all these questions and no one will answer me."

Yuki dropped Senna into Zero's unsuspecting lap. "Please answer her questions!" Yuki bolted out of the door, leaving a stunned Zero behind.

Zero looked suspiciously down at the tiny vampire. "What, exactly, is your question?"

"Am I supposed to have sex with Toga-darling?"

Zero blinked once. He blinked again. "Uh…"

Senna crossed her arms, pouting. "Ichi-nichan says you're not supposed to have sex with your family or friends so I know it's not any of my nichans or neechans but Toga-darling is Toga-darling so I don't know if I'm supposed to or not. And Kaname-san is one of my nichans but he's scary so I don't really love him so I'm not supposed to have sex with him."

Zero felt a migraine coming on. He always seemed to get one when Senna was around. "Senna, you aren't supposed to have sex at all. You're way to little. Something like that, you need to wait until your older."

Senna blinked. "How much older?"

Zero thought for a moment. "28. You can't have any…sex…until you're 28."

"Human 28 or Vampire 28?"

"Which one will it take you longer to reach?" Zero asked.

"Human." Senna replied.

"That one then." Zero said. "Now, get back to the Moon Dorm before Kuran sends his lackeys to find you."

Senna smiled up at Zero and kissed his cheek. "Thank you, Zero-nichan!" She hopped off his lap and skipped over to the door. She poked her head back into the room. "So, does that mean you and Yuki-neesan…"

"OUT!"

Senna squeaked as a book was thrown at her. She quickly ran down the hallway and back to the Moon Dorm.

….I have no idea where this came from. I blame it on my sleep deprived mind. Anyways, I hope you guys at least found this chapter to be somewhat humorous. Review and let me know!