Chapter 22, Going to New York

It was weird, the nostalgia some of the countries received as England stood at the bow. Trick was at the wheel, using her internal instincts to guide them to New York. Aki was in the crow's nest, as he joked; "There is no way in hell that I'm letting this fucking ship sink like a fucking Titanic; no way in hell bitches!"

London was near England as he thought back about the events that happened with the past few months. By the time the whole incident clears up, the issue of who gets England get's thrown back on the table. What's to say that England won't choose someone himself? After all, something tells him that old flames have once again rekindled. What to do, what to do...before, it was rather easy. Most countries haven't even batted an eye at England before he came along and tore of the bloody covers. Bloody hilarious that event was, seriously.

"Hello William".

He turned his head slightly to look at an old friend of his. He turned to England and said he was going to the captains quarters; the deed done, he walked into the quarters in the ship.

As he finally closed the door he looked at the figure standing beside him, "Hello, Alfred; taking the ship's magic to your advantage I see".

The figure before him was wearing a dark green dress shirt with dark brown trousers hovering over black slacks. His hair was cut at shoulder length, and there was a faint peach fuzz on his chin. ((A/n: Picture Chris Hemsworth because this is how I'm picturing this character)) Brown eyes twinkled with amusement as London smirked back at him.

"I am, but I've know you long enough to know something is on your mind," the figure said, lightly glowing a white-ish light as he approached.

"Yes, as a matter of fact there is; your royal ass," London said, muttering under his breath as he went to the desk near by.

"As to you too William love," said Alfred rolling his eyes at the Sherlockian attitude Will was emitting.

"Do tell, what sherlockian deductions are you making at the moment?" He asked as William lightly sketched on a piece of paper.

"Mostly everyone has a crush on England. Hungary, Belarus, Ukraine, and even Switzerland included. Though, I cannot guaranty it isn't lust driving most of them," he tilted his head a bit as he leaned back on the chair. The picture showed England in the middle of a heart.

"However I can deduce that 45% is in fact lusting over England, 30% to gain his love, and 25% because they all have the same obsession over him; and obsession that rivals Belarus with Russia. A strange notion, however, never the less true...It's not very long until this whole cameo is done, and I shall once again fade to the background. Sabotaging most attempts unless decided by me of course; in whatever the case, I have a different case to solve".

He stood from the chair and grabbed a near by marker board; with a sketch in hand. The sketch showed the exact same man that had stabbed him.

"This, is the man who stabbed you?" asked King Alfred as he looked over William's shoulder.

"Hmm..Yes, but this is not a man...Hm, blue demon...mansion...What could possibly have the power to summon all 6? Much less Aa Oni...Seshnag...Wait. Shit, it has to be an Aswang!" He got up and walked out the door, leaving the old king wondering what he was up to. As London walked out, he spotted something out of the corner of his eye. Which made him groan and yell out,

"ALL HANDS! BE ON GUARD! WE'RE ON HOSTILE MERMAID WATERS!"

"I've always hated these kind of mermaids," he later muttered. He saw Aki drop down from the crow's nest and pull out a black rapier. England walked over and set a spell on the wheel of the ship and stood near London.

"Woah, wait a minute. Aren't mermaids nice creatures? Like Ariel?"

Trick nodded her head as she pulled out a sword of her own and walked toward the middle, where England and London were, while getting the other countries to go there as well.

"Some are, they're mostly fresh water though. The others are usually deep in the ocean with the Nymphs, Hippogriffs, and Sea Snakes; however the ones who live near the upper levels of the sea, now they eat humans using their voices and or looks," she quickly explained as she rushed France toward the center. (And we all know exactly why she had to get France there first)

"I always did hated this part, so much," Aki complained.

"Ve~ Why is that?"

"They always tried to hit on me when I was a young lad," Aki shrugged.

"To bad they don't know that there is a possibility that you are flamboyantly gay," said London.

"I'm bisexual, not gay you ass. Your no straight stick either," retorted Aki.

"DO YOU BASTARDS TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY?" yelled Romano.

"Oh, we do; it's just are way of doing things...As well as passing the time, just think of it as saying we're all mad out of are minds," said England.

"True enough, I mean come on; no one here is straight right?" said Aki.

"Well, yes. No one is, we're all either gay or B.I. I think Trick is the only who is straight," said London.

"Wait, how did it lead to this conversation?" asked Trick.

"I have absolutely no idea," said England. Just then seaweed started erupting from the surface, trying to grab on to one of them. When one went for America, London tripped him, a suspicious smile on his face as he did so.

England jumped and shoved Russia down to avoid the on coming seaweed, with a mermaid at the end of it. She tried to move herself over to Russia, in which she was impaled by a solid piece of water; courtesy of Trick. More came on, and for some reason London was reminded of those zombie games America played. The one with all those annoying waves of zombies. This went on for hours, and the four danced through it like professionals. In a few more minutes, the boat came to a slow stop. As London finished it with a swift slice of the sword he said,

"We're here".

A/n: Tada, new chapter! Kind of short I guess, but meh. I own nothing, except London and stuff. Thanks Trick once again, for being there. Also thank you to all you guys who helped me reach 90 and 80, I'm gonna push and ask for a 100. Please review, or follow and fav if you haven't done so. G'night/G'day!