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Chapter 31

"A family honeymoon Bones? I was kind of hoping for a little, you know private time," Booth said, pulling Bones onto his lap. They were dressing for work and he was enjoying the feel of her half dressed form against his own bare legs.

"I know that a traditional honeymoon is usually a time for the married couple to consummate a marriage, and then copulate as many times as time allows throughout their vacation."

Booth chuckled. "I think they may get to sight see a little too Bones.

"Yes I know."

"And why should our honeymoon not involve any of those fun activities?"

"That's silly Booth. We have already consummated our marriage, I mean when work made it impossible for us to go immediately on our honeymoon, we were hardly going to wait." She half giggled half snorted.

"Hardly." Booth smiled.

"Not that we haven't already had plenty of sexual intercourse."

"We have made love a lot, as usual, but I don't feel comfortable using the word plenty. Plenty and made love don't seem to fit in the same sentence. It seems to have like a had enough…you know…loving. There's always room for more."

"Of course we would still make love on our family honeymoon. I just think that we made Parker a promise that he wouldn't miss out on anything."

"I don't really know that our honeymoon counts in that but I love your sentiment." This was why she loved Bones. For a person that on the outside seemed a little harsh and matter of fact, with him and with their kids, she was all caring."

"So you think I'll be a nice step mother and not a wicked one?"

"I think you couldn't ever be a wicked anything." He kissed her lips softly. "So where did you want to go for this family honeymoon?"

"There's only one place for a family honeymoon Booth, Disneyland!"

"In a honeymoon suite with a heart shaped bed?" He grinned and she missed the sparkle of humour in his eye. "Or a Mickey Mouse shaped one?"

"I don't think that would be appropriate Booth. WE would ave to get a suite with a second bedroom."

"Good thinking Bones."

XXX

"I don't understand honey," Ang said. "We would be more than happy to take care of Lance and even Parker if you need us to."

"Sure we would," Jack said. "Don't you want a little me time?"

"Don' task." Booth said.

Jack grinned. Now that was a sure sign that he had to ask. There was always going to be an entertaining answer if Booth didn't want him to ask. "Really Bones? Most people don't take their kids on their honeymoon."

"I know. We are not most people," Bones said.

See now she was learning that there was a time and a place and things that you didn't say to other people. That was a good answer to Jack's question. Simple to the point and not revealing or inappropriate, Booth thought.

"We have already consummated our marriage and we manage to have sexual intercourse a lot even with the children…"

"In the house! She was going to finish with, in the house. IN a another room, soundly sleeping." Booth realised he'd stopped his wife at the wrong time and made the whole thing sound worse. He also realised that she was not yet as discrete as he would like. One of the things he loved most about Bones was her candour, sometimes. Not now. "I told you not to ask Jack!" he whined.

"I know, that's why I couldn't resist." Jack chuckled, enjoying Booth discomfort.

"What's wrong Booth?" Bones asked. "I was only explaining."

"I know Bones, I know you were. I just don't feel comfortable when you say…you know, that…stuff… in front of people."

"We're not people," Ang said, "we're your best friends. You don't have to be embarrassed about anything that Temp says."

"I embarrass you?" Bones said, staring at Booth.

"Okay, this has all been taken out of context here. I am not, embarrassed about you."

"But you stopped me when I was explaining to Jack."

Booth looked at Bones and weighed his words. The last thing he wanted to do was hurt her feelings. "Geez. Go ahead, explain. I was wrong."

XXX

"Really, we really get to go with you?" Lance asked. "I thought I'd have to go to Angela and Jack's house."

"Am I coming too?" Parker asked.

"Of course." Bones said with a beaming smile. Keeping this secret until Parker had come for the weekend had just about killed her. She had been dying to tell the kids.

"Bones has been just about busting a boiler to let you in on her surprise."

"Booth means that I have been impatient." She explained.

"I got that." Lance said with a grin.

"We know what Dad meant Bones. You were excited to tell us that you wanted us to come with you on your honeymoon."

"Not just me, your father too wants you to come with us," Bones said, "We have picked a place that has a lot of educational value."

"Oh, great," Lance said happily. "Where's that?"

Booth grinned at Bones' joke. "Yeah, museums and art galleries."

Lance's face fell.

"So it's gonna be like a school field trip? Could we at least go to the planetarium?" Parker asked.

"I'm not sure. Do you think they have a planetarium where we're going Bones?"

"I'm not sure." Bones said scratching her chin. I did research the place online…I think there's a place called…Spaceship Earth?"

Lance sat up straight and his eyes bulged. "Spaceship Earth? Like the Spaceship Earth at the Epcot Centre? Disneyland?"

"Do you think that Disneyland would be a good place to have a family honeymoon?"

"Yes, oh my God yes!" Lance jumped up and down and was soon joined by Parker.

"I think this family honeymoon thing could be a hit Bones." Booth said with a grin. "I just hope they can behave on a flight across the country."

"Of course we can." Parker said.

"Yeah we're not babies." Lance agreed. "We know how to behave for a couple of hours."

"More than that!" Parker said. How long does it take a couple of hours?"

"Four and a half generally." Bones said.

"That long at least then." Parker said. "I love you Bones." He flung his arms around her and hugged her tight. "I know you said that you would make sure I didn't miss out, now I know you meant it."

Bones looked over tyne little boys head at his daddy. It had been worth it to choose a family vacation over a private one.

TBC