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No sight.
No smell.
No touch.
No taste.
No sound.
Uzumaki Naruto woke up, unable to feel any of these sensations at all. He didn't feel like he was floating at all, or that he was dreaming. All he remembered was that he graduated high school, and later on there was a bright light, and then nothing. He had applied for college after much studying, and ended up actually being accepted into the school.
'I can't breath... I can't feel my muscles... what even happened... shit, I feel myself falling asleep again... nope... not going to happen. I know it, if I fall asleep... things get really bad.' Naruto thought, knowing nothing but his gut feeling telling him not to fall asleep. He had no sense of time, but he felt so tired.
Shit, he felt himself falling asleep faster.
He needed to do something to keep himself awake.
'Tonkotsu, Miso, Shoyu, Shio, Tsukemen... toppings, Menma, Negi, Pickled Ginger, Chashu, Nori, Naruto, Boiled Eggs, Corn, Umeboshi, Wakame, Kakumi, Kikurage, Seasame Seeds, Soy Sauce, Butter... regional... Sapporo Miso, Wakayama, Hakata, Abura Soba, Asahikawa, Hakodate, Kitakata, Sapporo, Kurume, Okinawa Soba, Kagoishima, Gankja, Tokyo-style... now repeat... recipies for every ramen.' Naruto thought as he vividly imagined each and every type of ramen that he could instantly list from the top of his head.
Then he started to think.
He thought.
He listed each and every ingredient, how to make and prepare every ingredient, where to find them all, and how to cook it so that it could all become ramen. He then did it all over again, and added the history of how each ramen ingredient and ramen type came to be.
He repeated it and added more information.
-Years Later-
'... The discipline of a martial artist is great, but without the experience of a boxer, a martial artist will lose 9/10 fights... when you fight, discipline flies out of the window what adrenaline pumps through your body... only with experience in fighting can you truly remain calm while fighting... martial arts training is soft... no such adrenaline rushes during sparring with martial arts... but discipline gained from practicing keeps the mind sharp.'
Eventually, ramen types and ingredients as well as their histories stopped keeping him away. He loved ramen, but keeping himself awake using it was only something that he could do on a temporary basis.
He mentally trained.
He practiced every martial arts in his mind, going through every position. He imagined his body was doing every pose, and he memorized all of them down to each fiber of his muscle being in the right place.
'I was undefeated during school... no matter who I fought, I never lost... I will wake up, and I will need to be strong... I will need to keep my senses sharp.' Naruto continued to train in his head, while multitasking. He kept going between poses in his mind, while repeating mantras to himself.
More than that.
His college textbooks.
'... First up... History, then Math, then Science... time to go over everything I learned, and think about it all while I train my mental body... now is a better time than ever to memorize that dumb periodic table song... keep your mind sharp Naruto... do it... do not fall asleep! Lets start with Japanese history and spread out to other countries I've been forced to study... LETS GO!' Naruto pumped himself up.
Anything to keep himself awake.
-Years Later-
Sadly, he only had a first year college understanding of all of his subjects, so he repeated the process from the beginning.
Ramen, while mentally training in martial arts.
Ramen, and History, while Training.
Ramen, and Math, while Training.
Ramen, and Science, while Training.
Ramen, and History with Math, while Training.
Ramen, with History and Science, while Training.
To up the difficulty, he constantly added challenges to his mind to keep himself awake. He thought up multiple things at the same time, using his limited understanding of each subject to stack on the difficulty.
Stay awake!
-Years Later-
'Miso Ramen/1304 x 245 divided by 3.2/the lightbulb was invented in/the melting point of iron/forward jab followed by upwards kick.' Naruto had trained himself to the point that he could recite every type of ramen, while also going over math, science, and history at the same time mentally.
How many years did it take to get to this point, he had no concept of time at all. He pushed his brain to the absolute limit at all times, and he kept the challenge increasing by never allowing himself more than a moment to calm his thoughts.
Fuck it.
'Move... move... move... BREAK OUT... WAKE UP!'
*crack*
"I am Uzumaki Naruto, the demon fox who will conquer the nation of Japan! I am the strongest, greatest... no prison can keep me trapped." Naruto roared at the top of his lungs as he shattered his surroundings. He looked up at the gray, cloudy sky that gently allowed snow to fall on his body. Rocks fell around his body onto the ground, and he took a deep breath. "ROOOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto roared loudly and exhaled his first breath of air in years, allowing his screams of victory to echo in the distance.
It was snowing.
Naruto took two steps forward, and he looked down at his naked body.
...
"Well this is embarassing... demon fox... man, I haven't gone by that nickname since I was a kid... and I'm butt naked..." Naruto leaned down and picked up some rocks out of the snow. "Ah... this is fucking cool though."
His belly.
There was a black crack pattern on his belly, a spiral with more cracks coming out of the spiral. It was like a cool tattoo that he didn't have. It looked like a tribal marking, which was cool. Like he had some ancient seal on his belly.
It was cold.
"... These stones... they match the curves of my body almost... like they were... did I get turned to stone?" Naruto questioned with a raised eyebrow. He sneezed when some snow flew up his nose, and he came to the understanding that he was standing butt naked in the snow, meaning it was winter, and he was pretty high up in a mountain.
He looked and looked into the distance, but there were no cities.
Humanity was gone.
Was he the only living person now?
*SMACK*
"No being a pessimist Uzumaki, your spiral leads to hope, and expands infinitely... even if you are the last person, you just have to wake somebody else up." Naruto had a list of things he needed to do in order to surive in an age without technology to assist. He smacked his cheeks several times, before he steeled his resolve.
He would survive.
"Hah! Winter, the worst possible time to wake up from stone, with nothing but my willy hanging out... no starting supplies, nothing to help me, and no weapons!" Naruto stood proud and laughed at the challenge ahead of him. "... mmm... if there are people, then they would be close to water... the edge... OFF I GO!" Naruto started to run down the mountain he found himself on.
Step 1: Find an animal
Step 2: Kill animal dead
Step 3: Eat animal, and wear it's fur as clothes
Those were the first things he needed to do if he wanted to be able to survive, then he could search for any other people.
Animal sighted, lion.
"A lion... HAHA! You must be descended from a zoo animal..." Naruto called out to the lion as he jumped towards it, dodged a swipe of it's claw, and dropped the back of his foot on top of it's head with enough force to shatter it's skull. The male lion crumbled to the ground, before Naruto kicked off of it and shoved his foot into the ribs of another lion that was hiding just out of sight, breaking it's ribs and getting the creature to collapse on it's side. "... food and clothes... gotten... next up... fire and water."
Somehow, he felt like he was going to do just fine.
He clapped his hands together.
Time to make the best of his situation.
Chapter End!
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