Soichiro smiled as the last box was moved into their new home. "Well, I think that's everything. I thought the move would have been more difficult, but we somehow managed. It's a new beginning for us; things are finally going to be good."
Still, Soichiro was a bit worried as he looked up. With a deep breath, he tried to convince himself. "They won't look for them here. I just need to make sure they don't attract any attention. Let's see how they're doing."
Soichiro went upstairs to a room, making sure to knock first. "Girls, are you dressed?"
"Just as second, father." *wap* "Dad, Sister-roth's cheating!"
"Settle down, you two." Soichiro opened the door, seeing a bunk bed that had been set up. However, his eyes went to the two girls who came with him. His oldest daughter, who had straight hair and great eyebrows, just finished fixing up her dress. His youngest daughter had messy hair with a red forelock, just like the clothes and the feathers on her. The younger was glaring at her older sister, who acted like nothing happened despite the pillow behind her.
"I see you like your new room." Soichiro smiled at them. "I know it's a big change for all of us, but...do you remember why we moved to this private quiet mountain town?"
The younger girl's eyes lit up. "Sister-roth told me mom's a rapey-monster and she'll tear my heart out."
"...Those weren't my exact words." The older girl said, not meeting Soichiro's eyes.
Soichiro couldn't refute those words, given that he would have to describe that woman with far harsher words. "Alright, you two, we'll be talking about your langauge later. Right now, I want you to have fun, okay? Just play with the others. Just make sure to come back before it gets dark."
The young girl took this as the cue to drag her older sister out of the bed room.
"I miss Nonon already." The older girl laments.
"Sister-roth, you don't like me anymore?" The other girl quivers. The older sister ponders upon it, and the young girl huffs. "You should say yes!"
"I think you got the vocabulary wrong..." The girls stopped walking as they came upon a strange scene. Two boys, one with elven ears attached with strings and another body with a cape and a circlet.
"You shall die by my warhammer, drow elf!"
"Nuh uh!"
"I banish thee to the forest realm!"
"No way! I banish you first!"
The younger girl looked at her sister. "What are those boys doing?"
The older girl looks at them. "Failing to prove their masculinity."
"Oh, okay." The girls look back at the boys.
It seems that the 'elf' was still energetic, and the caped boy could not continue this game.
"Help! Somebody! I can't hold out much longer!" The caped boy was shoved to the ground as the elf wailed on him. "Heeelp!"
Before anyone could react, the young girl tapped the elf on the should and helped him turn around with a right hook. "Leave him alone!"
The elf glared at the girl. "No fair! That's cheating! I'm gonna tell my mom!"
"Go ahead. We'll tell her that you were beating up another boy and you ran after getting one punch from a girl. Not a good picture if it gets uploaded to Twitter." The older girl mocked him. The elf said nothing and left, trying to hold back the tears in his eyes.
The caped boy let the elf pass him before turning to the two girls. "Thanks, kids. I didn't realize he had a health potion."
"Is it tasty?" The older girl shook her head at her sister's question.
"Heh, my name is Butters the Merciful. I'm a paladin." He eyed the house past the girls and made the connection. "I live right next door to you. We should be friends!"
"You think we should just 'be friends' because you say-" "Done!" The younger sister had already added Butters on her and her sister's phone. The older girl snatched her phone back. "Damn it! I don't know how to remove contacts!"
"Now that we're friends, you should speak with the Wizard King. He's been talking about your arrival." The girls blinked at Butters' statement.
((In case you couldn't tell, this would be a South Park: The Stick of Truth crossover. It follows an AU where Satsuki and Ryuko's dad manages to escape the Kiryuin family and hide in a small mountain town. Too bad the game isn't out at the time of this fanfic. By the way, I'm called Satsuki Sister-roth because she probably owns her adult-sized katana, and she'll be 9 years old at the time. Do the size comparison and untangle the name.))