Hi I'm back and with the next chapter! Hope you enjoy this chapter.
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'Bold'=Shiro talking
'Italics'=Ossan talking
'Underlined'=Muramasa talking
(Authors notes)
PREVIOUSLY
When I opened the door I saw a hallway each side looking as if they went on forever. Okay, now what? 'SLAM' the sound came from my right. Guess that means I go right. I stuck to the shadows as I used a silent shunpo. As I got to the end I could hear the sounds more clearly. It was as if a battle was going on in the lit up room just not with swords. Why? When I peek around the corner I see a basic sitting room exempt for the fact that all the furniture and was destroyed. Surprisingly all plant life was safe well except for one plant on the floor.
NOW
There lying in a jumble of limbles and fists was a Kukaku with both arms and a man who I knew to be dead. A man I knew as my cousin Shiba Kaien. A better future for me and my loved ones huh Ossan? Very funny so what the hell is going on.
'Isn't it obvious Aibou? We went back just like you wanted to go back. Back to before Aizen had the power to destroy our world. Our life and everything you care for.'
'That's impossible Aho! Time travel would mess up the time line!'
'Exactly Ichi. We came back to change things'
'And my existence won't be jeopardized?'
'No Ichigo. It won't because, you know belong here.'
'Exactly, that's why we time traveled!'
'How?'
'...' Silence, silence from all three of my zanpakuto.
"He's awake! Look Kukaku! He's awake so you can stop strangling me. I'm sure the guys fine so go question him!" The yelling broke me out of my head and I realized that I had stepped into the middle of the doorway.
"Fine!" A younger version of Kukaku straitened herself well brushing off very real dust from her clothes. "Hey you what's your name and what happened to you." Well I say amnesia is my best bet. I feel the the equivalent of a nod from each of my zanpakuto. Yet when I open my mouth no sound leaves. As I close my mouth I put my hand to my throat. "Well that's just great. He can't speak! Now what Nii-sama?" I look over to Kaien. He puts on that annoying thinking face that my dad has where he scrunched his mouth up to the side with his hand in the L shape under his chin. Then well making no noise he points his finger up well having a huge grin on his face before he runs out.
"Ooookay. Well boy my name is Kukaku. The man that just ran that way is my older brother Kaien and the small boy hiding behind the door frame is my ototo Ganju." When she points to a door across the room I notice that indeed there is a little boy looking about 10 behind the door frame with a little resemblance to the load mouth man I knew. " Now let me explain a couple of things. This is the Shiba's main house hold. My Nii-sama is the head of the clan. We have been ordered by Unohana-taicho to watch you till your well again. Don't make a mess." I scowled at the last part. I'm not a dog.
Before Kukaku could say anything else Kaien came back with a note pad and pencil. "So, who are you and what do you remember? Oh and were you born here in soul society?" I looked down at the paper taking it from his hand. On the paper I wrote Ichigo and one other word word, Ichigo and showed it to them. "What the hell do you mean by that?! You-you can't have amnesia!"
Kaien interrupted Kukaku before she could move any closer to my face. "Now now Imoto he can't decide wether or not he has amnesia (Can to.) so don't be yelling at Ichi-kun." I scowled at his nickname for me. Rukia did say he had no love for formalities but come on he just met me and knew nothing of me. "Since that's the case, you have no where to go, so I as head of the Shiba clan" Kaien winked at me as he said this. "I now pronounce you as my little brother Shiba Ichigo and my heir." All I could do was stare wide eyed with my mouth hanging open with Shiro's insane laughter as a background to my numb brain and Kukaku's screaming bloody murder at Kaien well chocking him out for doing things on the fly... Again apparently.
'Umm hey Ossan, Masa? What now?'
Before either could answer Shiro stopped laughing like a mad man losing the last of his screws and butted in. 'HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME AHO AIBOU! DONT I GET A SAY?!'
'No. All you ever say is kill and mime.'
'You do know I'm a piece of your soul right. Thus you think about it to.'
'Yes Shiro, and I choose to ignore that part.'
'Bastard.'
'Anyways... Now that Shi-chan has calmed down.'(que shiro swearing up a storm in the background) 'lets get to the real problem.'
'Isn't me being insane a serious and real problem though?'
'Yes, but not the most important problem at the moment. So do we accept or what?' None of us could come up with an answer before a voice brought me out of my reverie.
"Are you talking to your Zanpakuto?" I nodded my head yes. "Well then it's final, you are now my Otouto (lil' bro). Understand?" And now I shake my head no. " Ehhhhhhhh! What's not to understand?"
'Ummmm. Crap what do I say-write?'
'Just write, why me.' So I did, and all hell broke lose... Again.
Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter I am sorry it took so long. I'll try to get ya the next chapter sometime this month but no promises. K? Also does anyone have a good name for a stuck up teacher. I need help.
This will be a little slow but I plan for many funny things! Please comment what you think would be funny to happen. FYI he will be going to school with Byakuya. See ya next time!
