((Anyone remember Dynamite Headdy? I think the final boss was one of the earlier examples of a Kamui. Back on topic, a bar joke.))
"Ah, it's so good to be back home." A wand with a star in the center of a circle supported by wings said as she ordered a drink.
"Hey, I haven't seen you around before." A sword with hilt that looked like a mouth smiled at the wand. "You ever clashed with a sword before? The impact is such a wonderful sound."
The wand snickered. "Sorry, but I'm a bit too advanced for you. I'm also a tracker, a communication device, and a storage of convinient knowledge."
"Well, I just happen to have 6,000 years of experience, if you know what I mean." The sword waggled his hilt.
A black sailor fuku with eyes scoffed. "Give it up, Derf. Ruby's not interested. Another round of detergent, barkeep. No suds."
The wand lit up. "Oh, what's your name, handsome?"
"Senketsu. Sorry, I already have eyes on someone else." The uniform gulped down his drink. "She's young and a bit hot-blooded, but she moves with the grace of the wind and is quite gentle with her hands and firm with her sword."
"Oh, sounds like my kind of girl." Derf purred.
"Of course, I can love her, but I can't love her like this." Senketsu lamented. "She has her eyes for the bubbly one and the one with the big eyebrows, and the only way I can gain that same attention is if I become human. The sad thing is, her opponent is at a level that I cannot risk such a selfish move."
"There, there." Ruby patted the uniform on the back. "May the problem isn't her. You just need to find a different girl."
Derf piped in. "Yes, a different girl! Don't worry, partner, we'll get you hooked up in no time!"
"Huh?" Ruby and Derf grabbed his sleeves and dragged him out of the bar. "W-wait! Where are you taking me?"
((So Senketsu from Kill la Kill, Kaleido-Stick Ruby from Fate-something Ilya, and Derflinger from Familiar of Zero, along with any other inanimate objects. What the heck.))