Hello and welcome back to my tale of heroics and adventure, fighting and mushy gushy romance... Not really but hey it's the sentiment that counts right? Well here goes nothing

Disclaimer: still don't own otherwise this all would be canon and not on this site...

P. S. Sorry this was written and published on my phone with no beta.

Previously

"Ooo yay my first victim actually volunteered!" The fukutaicho turned around-she's making me dizzy- and yelled, "RAISE MY STAGE! GRAB MY POTIONS!" At that I was worried. Potions. "You two get on the stage. QUICKLY!" And quickly we did, me scared for my life well only looking a little worried and Ichigo being as expressionless as ever. "Good, good. Don't move!" At that she grabbed a random vial and tossed it at our feet causing a giant royal blue cloud of smoke to billow over us. At that all went black and all heard was the cackling of a mad man... Woman.

Chapter 5: What Just Happened

*Ichigo*

I woke to a splitting headache and the sound of groaning. I tried to open my eyes but the light was to bright. Oh fudge, well I needed to get up anyway because, what ever that mad woman had done couldn't be good if the sudden feminine scream was anything to go by.

"I'M BLUE, I'M FUCKING BLUE. MY BEUTIFUL SNOW WHITE SKIN IS BLUE!" I look up and see that no the scream did not originate for a girl but a guy, who was undoubtedly blue. Why? I look around and see three others, and Byakuya is no where to be seen. I stand up, chest is heavy. I look down and yup, there is a reason. Any guesses why, any? Come on shot for the skies, the skies the limit, not my pride though. Because, that is apparently disposable considering one, I only have underwear on. Two, my boobs are at least a c-cup and nothing covering. Lastly three, the same can be said for the other four especially since two of them are women. Awesome. Alright time to get up.

As I got up the group looked to me. The man with the blue skin said "well look who finally decided to join the land of the living." God that guy is a prick, I hope I don't have to deal with him long. To state this I flipped him the finger well glaring.

"Umm, excuse me. Madam or sir umm." I look to the side of blue boy to see a girl with slightly discolored skin on the side of her neck as well as splotches on her arms, legs, ad her stomach. Upon closer inspection I see slits in the discoloring yet it's not bleeding. I reach up to her neck causing her to squeak and apologize excessively. At that I shake my head and sign 'not bleeding' well hoping she knew sign language because, along with no clothes I also don't have my notebook and pen. "Ooh, oooh right they're gills, it's what the potion that was dumped on me did." I nod my head in the positive and with that she continues. "We have a problem that no one seems to wanna address instead of the changes that happened." With a tilt of my head I get, "here, a note from the creepy lady."

It read 'dear examinees; My name is Toguma-fukutaicho, I am the vice captain of squad 12 and what I poured on you are some failed experiments of the divisions, they will last for one year. In that year you are expected to kill all the other 'small nations' well adapting to the situation. Have fun! Oh ya on the last note, no telling anyone your name we don't want anyone playing favorites based on heritages and without further adu pick a leader and get to conquering. P. S. It's really is okay to kill. A month will have passed when you get out. ' I look into the trees well thinking 'that seems fun but how to do this without killing cause whether we actually get in trouble for killing or not I don't think I can stomach seeing a dead human right now.' At that another note was, well not exactly shoved more like lightly put into my field of vision. Looking up I see fish girl was holding the paper with blue boy still whining and the last girl-with dog ears and tail- being held back by a giant young man with a horn in the middle of his forehead.

Looking back at the paper I see a diffrent hand writing. 'Hello examinees; I am the headmaster of the school Shinjiki-Sensei, I wrote this to tell you not to worry about killing or harming others because, right now you are inside a special kido that when an examinee is killed they and their body will teleport out of the bubble to safety. But beware you will feel the pain of dying and other injures. Please do be careful.' That's certainly handy why haven't I heard of this? I look back up to ask fish girl to ask who our leader was only to see her with wide puppy dog eyes.

Upon raising my eyebrow she yells, "Please be the king!" With that all motion stops in the clearing. To say I was stunned would be an under statement. 'Any opinions. Shiro, Ossan, MASA' And of course no response. Perfect just perfect. So I signed 'Why me'. And that put everyone into action again. "WHY NOT!" "WHAT THE HELL KINDA SUGESTION IS THAT YOU STUPID GIRL!" "THAT'S RIGHT I SHOULD BE KING!" I have gotta stop asking that. The fish girl looked like a demon as she jumped to strangle dog girl for her comment on her stupidity, dog girl went back to trying to beat blue boy to a pulp and blue boy went back to screeching like a banshee well trying to get away and the big guy tried to separate them like a dad breaking up a fight between his kids. Wow, now that's a picture. 'So what's that make you Aibou.' 'Oh now you respond, and what's that supposed to mean?' 'Simple ya gotta daddy and kids, what's left.' 'I AM NOT THE MOTHER!' I hear Shiro's cackling along with Ossan's low chuckle. Even Masa was trying to hold back his laugh, bastards.

"We're sorry." I come back to reality and realize I was glaring and I had lowered my reiatsu to the level of suffocation for non-spiritual beings on habit from leading new graduates that weren't close to ready for war before the school was destroyed. I go back to my usual blank look and release my hold on my reiatsu. "A-anyway we should probably name ourselves, right." Dog girl stood tall trying to gain back some pride well still looking obedient. She's probably from a minor noble clan or a servent of a major one. Blue boy broke in again well simultaneously not reading the atmosphere. "I shall be called nobleman then and you shall be big guy, servent no. 1 and 2 and you'll be advisor." He pointed at horn man, fish girl, dog girl, and then me respectively.

"Why you little." Dog girl growled-Fitting-as she leaped toward blue boy, only to be stopped by horn man.

A scream ripped across the air. "SILENCE!" We all turned to see fish girl huffing. "You-" at that she pointed at blue boy. "Will be Shiroi Yuki-kun (white snow. White is his last name snow is his first name), you-" her finger swung to dog girl. "Will be Monogatari Inu (tale dog. Dog first, tale last), you-" this time it was horn boy. "Will be Hōn Akuma (horn demon. I think you get it), I will be Na Sakana (name when used by itself, fish), and you shall be Taiyō-ō (sun King). Get it got it good."

Silence, that was all till horn man- Hōn-San spoke up for the first time. "Shouldn't the king get the final say." That. That was a good point and apparently everyone thought so to as they were all staring at me. Well that's just great. I could hear Shiro cackling in the background. I'm fine with it, easy to remember, so I nod.

"Now what?" Was all I heard before lying down on a stump and going to sleep well silently setting up a kekkai (barrier) that Kisuke had tattooed on the inside of my wrist just like with the rest of the leaders(another old way), to hide us as well as protect.

Thank you for reading and I hope you read the updates because I have changed some facts after reaserch and talking to Chimera629 to make it fit the canon universe better. Thank you Chi-chan! and thank you to my reviewers it gives me the courage to continue writing. now on a last note the final vote for Ichigo's date mate is up on my profile please vote!