Karkat's Pov-
BANG! BANG! "HoLy ShIt, MoThErFuCkEr Let Me In!" BANG! You hear yelling and banging at your door and get up to answer it very fucking furious "WHAT COULD YOU POSSABLY FUCKING WANT RIGHT NO-" "IMoThErFuCkInGToLdHeR!" you look up at Gamzee "WAIT...SLOW DOWN FUCKTARD...WHAT?" " I ToLd NePsIs ThAt Im ReD FoR HeR!" Gamzee yelled looking like a completely Freaked out douchebag to you. "OK LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU TOLD NEPETA" "Uh-HuH" "THAT YOU" "uH-hUh" " LIKED HER" "YeAh" you slowly peice this together "OH...MY...GOG..." your jaw drops "HOLY FUCKIN SHIT" "I kNoW mAn AnD i NeEd HeLp!" you sigh "you sure fuckin do.." you mutter and lead Gamzee inside and sat him down "OK SO YOU TOLD HER YOU WERE RED FOR NOW YOU WANT MY HELP WHEN YOU STARTED ALL THIS SHIT." Gamzee looks at you and sighs "wElL I DoNt hAvE aNyWhEre ElSe To Go sO..." you facepalm and groan "FINE DIPSHIT I'LL HELP YOU" "rEaLlY mOtHeRfUcKeR!?" "YES FUCKIN REALLY" "ThAnKs So MuCh KaRbRo!" "DON'T MENTION IT ANYWAYS DO YOU KNOW BY ANYCHANCE IF SHE RESPONDED TO YOU TELLING HER?" Gamzee looks embarrassed for a moment "I uH...ThReW iT oUt ThE wInDow.." "YOU WHAT?!" " I ThReW iT oUt ThE wInDow..."
"..." Gamzee gives you a strange look "uH kArKaT?" you sigh again and face palm x2 "GAMZEE YOU ARE THE STUPIDIST TROLL IN THE UNIVERSE AND EVEN THE HUMANS WOULD SAY SO AND THEY'RE STUPID AS SHIT!" "I kNoW bRo ThAtS wHy I nEeD yOuR HeLp" " UGH! JUST GO FUCK YOUR SELF AND LET ME THINK FOR A WHILE AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOUR SORRY ASS." Gamzee gives you a disappointed look and leaves. you turn around wondering what your gonna do cause you have a little crush on Gamzee that's why you were so mad when he kissed Nepeta. You rub your temples this was gonna be hard but if you couldn't have Gamzee nobody can...