Dakota x Lucy

Jacob x Mizore x Hinata

i don't own elfen lied, just the OC'S(aka me and Jacob)

"ITS SO YUMMY!" Were two little girl voices. Nana and Mayu sat at the table with the rest of us, hugging each other like a pair of fan girl's meeting their fan boy.

"Idiots." lucy said before eating her rice ball and getting the two girls to glare at her. "Food it just food, it's not like you can marry it." she said taking another bite.

"Aww, now that is a funny story." Jacob said rubbing the back of his neck with a grin plastered on his face, gaining every ones attention. "Do you remember Takashi, Dakota? Well, I got a post card from him about a week ago, and well, he married a bowl of ramen!" He said bursting out laughing, causing Lucy to cough up her rice ball.

"Wait, HE WHAT! IS THAT EVEN LEGAL!" Lucy yelled at him from over the table.

"I'm with Lucy on this one, and why did he marry it I the first place, that's something naruto would do?" I asked with a raised eyebrow, causing Lucy to look over at me this time.

"THERES ANOTHER PERSON WHO WOULD MARRY A BOWL OF RAMEN? WHATS WITH THIS WORLD!" She screamed out holding her head as she shoot it.

"Umm…she dues know who naruto is, right?" Mayu asked nana who looked at her with a confused look.

"Who's this naruto, you are talking about?" Nana asked mayu who then looked at her with a 'are you shitting me' look.

"Well, to make it short on who naruto is, he's a super hyperactive knuckle head ninja who happens to have the nine tailed fox sealed inside of him." I answered as I continued eating.

"Wait, he has a nine tailed fox sealed inside of him?" Lucy asked before she stood up. "Take me to this naruto, that little guy needs to get out!" she said walking to the door before I grabbed her skirt.

"Just sit down so I can explain this to you first." I said before nana and Lucy's eyes opened wide and looked in the same direction. "What's the matter you two?" I asked, but they just ran out the door.

"I'll follow them." Jacob said rushing out, followed by hinata and mizore, who winked at me as she passed.

"I'll go with them, watch mayu!" I yelled running after them.

Road block in front of the bridge

"Do you think that this person will show sir?" A cop asked the commander who had sweat coming off his head.

"I'm not sure, but if she dues, you know your orders, shoot to kill!" He told him with fire in his eyes as he looked out.

Every cop was tense, they saw a little girl in a black dress run up to them, they saw the horns and got ready to fire, but the commander raised his hand and told the to hold their fire. They looked passed her and saw their original target, who was walking up to them slowly.

Lucy.

As the nana passed them he told them to open fire of Lucy, but there bullets got deflected as they came. They then heard a car coming at top speed and saw that it was right behind the girl. As soon as it got close to her, she did a back flip over the car and caw that it was Jacob, hinata, and mizore in his 1981 Chrysler Cordoba. As they drove under Lucy, everything felt like it was in slow motion. Mizore, hinata, and Jacob all looked up at her. Lucy with a shocked look, hinata with a confused look, mizore waving, and Jacob…

Giving her a thumbs up as he rammed his car right into the road block. As he passed he slammed on the brack's and drifted it to the side and pulled out a rocket launcher from the back and fired at the cops, who all basically shit their pants and jumped out-of-the-way and it hit a cop car, which then that cop car landed on top of another cop car.

The cops then started opening fire on them. As Lucy walked forward she killed every cod that got in her way, she saw Jacob throw something out of his car over at the cops, who all looked at it, then shit themselves as it exploded, blocking off their eye sight and hearing. Getting out of the car, Jacob and the girls ran over to the cops and took their dropped guns as they held there ears and tried to stand right.

"What are you doing here?" Lucy asked as they stopped beside her.

"Well, you know, showing this government that they're doing a shitty job at protecting their civilians from bad asses like us!" Jacob said pulling out a pair of sunglasses and putting them on. "Now, lets watch the fire works!" He yelled as he pressed a button that he just pulled out from his pocket and the cops just exploded in random directions. "Not as flashy as I thought it would be." He said in a disappointed voice.

"W-where did you g-get those?" Hinata asked as she backed away from the explosions.

"I would like to know how Dakota past us as survived the explosions?" Mizore asked pointing at me as I walked passed the road block like it was nothing, before turning around.

"Yo, Lucy, you coming or what, those three can take care of the cops, we have better things to do!" I yelled over the fire and walked on, before pulling out a DSA-58OW.

"We are not done with this talk." Lucy said walking into the fire.

With nana

"Shes coming!" A little girl in a wheelchair said with an evil look upon her face.

Nana soon appeared in front of her and the rest of the guards and a secretary girl. "Wait, that's not her, that's nana, but I thought she died?" The women said out loud with some shock in her voice.

"Hey, can I kill her?" The little girl asked her gaining her attention.

"No Mariko, not yet." She said before walking in front of her. "Nana, please, surrender and come with us, we wont hurt you!" The women said holding her hand out, only for her to have it cut off and start screaming in pain. "Kill her!" She told mariko, who happily applied.

Nanas eyes open wide once she saw 11 vectors shoot out of her back and grab her. She got thrown into the ground, then picked up again and her arms were then ripped off, confusing mariko as she found out that they were not her real arms.

"That's a nasty trick, looks like ill take your legs!" She said taking her legs off, witched pissed her off once she saw that they were also wood. She then growled at nana and threw her to the railing and started hitting her with her vectors, but she stopped once a bullet shot one of the wheels off of her wheel chair. She looked where the gun shot came from and saw me standing there aiming it at her.

"Sorry to keep you waiting nana, I had to grab something first, but it was on the run." I said as I looked at her with a wink.

"Shoot this ass hole!" The women ordered and the guards did as told, only to stop once there guns were empty and I was still standing there with the bullets right in front of me. "W-what, h-how? Is he a male diclonious?"

"No, I'm the real matrix guy!" I yelled as the bullets went back at the guards, killing them, but I got slapped in the back of the head. "Ow, ok, ok, sorry, Lucy actually did it." I said rubbing my head.

The women looked behind me and held out her other hand. "G-get away from her, shell kill"- she started but stopped once she saw that Lucy walked up to me and kissed me right on the lips.

"Lets hurry this up, dinners getting cold." I whispered to her and she nodded.

Nana saw that mariko got distracted and sent her vectors at her and poked her right in the eyes. She screamed in pain a little before she sent her vectors back at nana, only to find that she couldn't. "I can't use my vectors!" she started to cry and the women looked at her before running to her.

"We have to go!" She said as she started to take her back to the chopper, only for a bullet to pass her head.

"Your not leaving, not alive that is." I said, but got need in the back of the head by a metal leg and the person landed right in front of the women. I looked at the person with a pissed off look and became confused. "Didn't I kill you?" I asked with an annoyed look.

"Ya, but I got brought back to life, now I'm cyber-bando, and I'm here for revenge on you and your bitch!" He said pulling out a AR-15 with a grenade launcher attachment from his back and shot at us. "I want your dame heads!" He yelled as we ducked for cover, which there wasn't.

As I got close to the edge I tripped and went off the edge. I looked up and saw a vector reach out for me, but it stopped at the tip of my finger tips and I crashed into the water below.

"Well that one down." Bando said pointing his gun over at Lucy and started shooting her as she ran off towards the beach.