"Today Is simple. 3 people, no armys."He says
"There's a catch?" I ask
"No just more irony." Says handing the tree files out "Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Felicjan Sktadkowski" (I can't say it either)
"Yep, more irony."
"How so?" Bogo asks
"Hitler was leader of the Third Reich, Stalin the leader of the Soviet Union and they split Poland led by the third guy between them in a treaty called the Molitov Ribbintroph Pact to which Hitler broke three years later."
"Yep Ironic"
"Where are they?"
"Adolf and Joseph are in a hotel in Sahara Square and Felicjan is in Tundra Town working on a street corner as a vendor." Grim informs
"The Pole will be a drive-by. How should we take care of the others?"
"Still have that Mauser?" Clawhouser asks
"Yep, it's in the truck."
"Then we shoot one and have Nick and Judy respond and kill the other."
"That will work. Chief?"
"It is a good plan, but how will you cover up the second killing?" Bogo asks
"It know!" Nick says "We tranquilize the second and throw them out a window with a suicide note saying that the Yakaza made him kill his friend and he couldn't live with himself."
"Murder - Suicide, It will work. Have the suicide note ready before you get there." Bogo says
"Ok. Clawhouser and I will do the drive-by and I will be the sniper." I say
"Why are you the sniper?" Judy asks
"Anyone else know the Mauser Karabiner 98 Kurz inside and out, and can also make precise long range shots with a old rifle?" I say
"Point taken"
Half an hour later Clawhouser was driving a blue van down a street with Cameron in the back with a Tommy Gun with a drum magazine."Slow down so I can get out." I say
"Why are you getting out?" Clawhouser asks
"More accurate so I won't hit civilians."
"Ok. Ready?"
"Yep, tell me when."
"Ok. Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Now."
I exit the van to see a newspaper stand with two people buying papers. They immediately see me and drop to the ground before I empty the magazine into the news stand killing the former Polish leader.
"Aller! Aller!" I yell as Clawhouser hits the gas leaving tire tracks and 50 empty shell casings.
Meanwhile across town Nick and Judy were watching the hotel room that the other two targets were in."It's a party down there. Literally!" Nick says
And he wasn't wrong as there were a dozen mammals in the apartment to see what looked like a party from the outside but when you looked through binoculars you saw what was really happening, Hitler was cuffed to a chair and mammals were surrounding him throwing eggs and other fruits at him.At that moment Cameron climbed up the ladder onto the roof."Ready?" I ask
"Not quite. Look." Judy says
I look through my sniper scope to see the scene.
"Well. That is understandable."
"Why?"
"Hitler did genocide the Slavic people's as he moved through the Soviet Union."
"That makes me feel better about killing him, but what about the others?"
"When I shoot Hitler the civilians will scramble. Stalin can't leave because he will have to hide the body."
"Ok let's get into possition."
Nick and Judy leave the roof going down to their car leaving Cameron to take the shot.I got the "Ready" text and looked through the scope at the party. I aim at Hitler head and fire. He slumps in the chair and as I had predicted the civilians scattered leaving one very shocked Stalin to deal with the aftermath.
As soon as they heard the shot Nick and Judy sped up to the hotel to see people fleeing.They made their way upstairs to find Stalin dragging an oversized garbage bag down the hall. Nick and Judy Tranq him and drag the two back into the room.Start Song: National Anthem of The USSRThey proper hitler back in the chair and prepared to throw Stalin out the window. They do so and leave the suicide note just as another police vehicle pulls up."WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?" Yelled Officer Deingo as he and his partner entered the room
"Looks like a murder suicide. He tortured the victim and then jumped out the window as we knocked down the door." Judy says
"Well who are they?"
"This one is a James Fitzpatrick" The other is currently a John Doe."
"Open and shut then"
"Not quite. The jumper left a note saying that the Yakaza made him do it and he couldn't live with himself."
"Why would he just not do it?"
"Had his family, Blackmail, the reasons are endless."
"Let's let CSI clean this place up. Let's go tell chief."
"I agree."
Sorry for the shorter story today, I have been sick and I have spent the day resting. I may do two chapters tomorrow or whenever I get over this illness. -Author