Isshin Matoi grumbled. Sure, he thought he had the good life when he married Ragyo Kiryuin, the heiress of the Kiryuin Conglomerate. However, it turns out that Ragyo had infused her body with Life Fibers, and during the process, her womb had been sewn shut, meaning that she couldn't produce a heir. The Life Fibers, despite being the catalyst to human evolution and a factory of alien life forms, couldn't create a baby either. Also, the Kiryuin were planning to feed all of humanity to these Life Fibers, but it all boils down to the fact that the Kiryuin name would end with Ragyo.

So when Ragyo declared their marriage over by assassinating him with a rocket launcher, he had decided to change his name, his body, and his bank account, living away from the city inside a lonesome house. Right now, he was working in a spacious basement.

"I tried to stimulate the elements that form a human body. I tried to infuse the brain inside a Life Fiber shell. I even attempted to use said Life Fibers to evolve monkeys. Jojo was not amused." The monkey screeched at Isshin from its cage. "Nevertheless, I am near the budget for this experiment. I cannot believe I am following a nursery rhyme for this. If it fails, I will direct my remaining fortune against REVOCS."

Isshin looked at the ingredients as he poured each one in. "Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice. That's what little girls are made of. If that doesn't succeed, at least I'll have something to eat. I must be going crazy to think this would work."

So lost in thought was Isshin that he didn't realize Jojo the monkey had managed to open up his cage and swing everywhere. Around him, over him, and into a beaker filled with black fluid. A black fluid Isshin extracted from the COVERS that he dubbed Chemical X. A chemical that poured into the vat he was mixing.

((So you know the story. Satsuki, Ryuko and Nui as little girls who are a bit more destructive than their canon counterparts.))

Young Nonon Jakuzure marched down the playground. She was cute in many ways, and her father was one of the richest men in the world. She was like a modern-day princess, and if she wanted the boys would build a sandcastle for her. Which reminds her. "Boys, I want a sandcastle."

And indeed, the boys did create a sandcastle, one that would rival a real castle in its magnificence. "It's such a beautiful castle, and it's all mine!"

Yes, Nonon had it all. The looks, the money, the admiration, the giant sand racoon in the background-

"There's a giant sand raccoon attacking the city!" One of the kids screamed. Now, Nonon lived far away from the problematic parts of the city, so she was stunned at the sheer size of the giant raccoon. She didn't even register three blurs rushing past her.

"Hah! Take this!" A girl with black hair and a red stripe in a green dress gave a jab on the monster's nose that made it stumble back.

Another girl with blond ponytails and a blue dress plowed through the monster's back. To a monster made of sand, that didn't hurt much, but it was the principle that counts. "Huh, he healed himself, Satsuki."

The girl with the long black hair looked down at the sand monster. "Indeed. Ryuko, Nui, I have an idea."

A quick whisper, and the three split up, leaving the monster in confusion. However, that didn't last long. Ryuko came back and bashed the monster on the head with a cement truck as Satsuki created a tornado that picked up water from the ocean and splashed the monster with it. This only served to enrage the monster, but then Nui came back with a trowel of all things, flying around the monster quickly. With the cement and water mixing together, plus the heat vision, the monster had be quickly shaped into an actual castle.

Wow, that just made Nonon's castle look like a pile of sand, and as the trio landed back in the kindergarten, Nonon realized everyone was admiring the Powerpuff girls. Not her, but these three. Oh, there will be consequences for being more popular than the princess.