Warning: Third oneshot contains two yaoi pairings! Feel free to skip. If not, you've been warned. Sorry for the delay btw; having a hard time logging in.

*The Big Surprise (starring my OC)*

Fangtom stretched with relief from the tiresome day he had. Despite that relief, however, he couldn't help but think about his beloved wife Alura. She has been acting rather strangely lately. She appeared tired and weak throughout a whole month and a fortnight. It's almost like she's ill. The Fangpyre General could tell Skales or Pythor about her condition, but the last thing he wants to do is worry his brother-in-law and bother the Snake King during his royal duties.

"I guess I should talk to Alura before I do anything drastic," he said to himself as he approached the door to his and Alura's apartment. He then took a hold of the knob and entered the household.

"Alura, I'm ho—"

"Oh, Fangtom! Welcome home, darling. How was your day?" Fangtom blinked with surprise as Alura quickly covered her lap with a blanket…all over her stomach?

"Uh, dear?" he then asked. "Is everything alright? You're acting a little…nervous."

"Oh, I'm fine," she answered with a smile. "I'm just surprised to see you back home so soon." Fangtom was about to explain about that when he spotted something sticking out from under the blanket next to her. They look like…knitting needles.

"What's with the knitting needles?" he asked, pointing at them. Alura turned to them with shock.

"Oh, uh…I'm practicing knitting," she answered. "It's not as easy as it looks though." Fangtom then placed his Staff in its holder before slithering up to his wife.

"You wouldn't know unless you have another's opinion," he stated matter-of-factly. "Let me see."

"Fangtom, no! It's—" But it was too late. When Fangtom picked it up, he was surprised to find three to five little knitted garbs under the blanket, made for baby Serpentine.

"Alura," he said in awe. "Are these…?" The Hypnobrai sighed in defeat before removing the blanket from her stomach, revealing that it's now bulging. And he knows what that means!

"Yes, Fangtom," she answered with a blush on her face. "I'm pregnant." Wanting to make sure, the two-headed snake sat next to her and placed his hand on her stomach. Sure enough, he felt slight movement inside.

"So…I'm going to be a father?" Alura nodded in answer, and Fangtom hugged her in reply.

"Oh, Alura, you've made me happier than when you said yes back at the Frozen Mountains!" he cried with delight. "I can't wait until we tell the others. Oh, Skales will be so psyched! How many are we expecting?" Alura turned to him with surprise.

"So…you're not upset?" He looked at her with surprise.

"Why would I be upset? I was actually concerned about you because you were acting strangely that I thought you'd be sick or something. And besides…I was going to ask you if you feel like starting a family together." Alura smiled with tears before hugging her husband.

"Seven."

"Huh?"

"Seven eggs. That's how many we're expecting a month and a half from now." Fangtom smiled in reply before resting one head on her stomach and nuzzling her cheek with the other head.

"I can hardly wait…"

*Waiting for Elaine (after Asking Her Out)*

"Lloyd, will ya stop wringing your hands like that?" Cole asked the younger boy. "You're make me nervous."

"Sorry, Cole," Lloyd replied, quickly pulling his hands apart.

"Why are you all riled up all of a sudden?" the Black Ninja asked with an arched eyebrow.

"Oh, he's just a little nervous because this is his first date with a fine young lady such as Elaine," Pythor explained, taking a sip of his soda.

The three of them are waiting for Elaine in Cole's room. Cole has offered his bathroom to his little cousin to get changed in before Lloyd and Pythor came along to pick her up. Right now, they're waiting in his sitting room with some soda for her to finish getting ready.

"Don't worry about it, Lloyd," Cole said to the Green Ninja. "You're gonna do just fine. Even Pythor's gonna go along as chaperone to make sure it goes smoothly."

"I know," Lloyd grumbled. "I'm just making sure you're not gonna try and kill me." Cole blinked at him in reply.

"What makes you think I'm gonna kill ya?"

"The whole Jay-Nya-Kai scenario," Pythor answered matter-of-factly. Cole then laughed in reply.

"Lloyd, I'm not as overprotective as Kai is," he assured him in between giggles. "Sure, I care a lot about Elaine, but I know she's quite capable of taking care of herself."

"So…you're not upset about me taking her out?"

"If he is upset, I'd be giving him a severe sitting-down." The three boys turned to see Elaine dressed in her bright green glittering top and black jeans. Lloyd was just in shock at how cute she looks that all he could do is let out a squeak.

"Why, Elaine," Pythor said to her as he got up from his chair. "You look positively adorable; I just couldn't help myself." Elaine blushed in reply.

"Thank you, Mr. Chumsworth," she replied shyly. "You're too kind." She then turned to Lloyd. "Ready to go?" Lloyd quickly snapped out of it.

"Uh, yeah," he answered, quickly hopping off of the couch and over to her. Before Pythor and the kids left, Cole stopped the Anacondrai.

"Just be sure to be back at around ten, okay?" he asked. "You know how Sensei gets."

"Got it," he answered before they left the room.

*Awkward Moment*

Pythor rubbed his head with a groan as he slithered down the hall of the Bounty. It's not because he had a tiresome day; he has to put up with Skalidor and Cole's romance. About an hour ago, as he was passing through, he came upon the Earth Ninja sitting on the Constrictai's lap and making out with him passionately while the black snake held him in his arms and coils. He just had to get out of there to give those two more privacy…and to avoid watching it more.

"I just don't get those two," he sighed to himself as he took a sip of his coffee. "Sure, they're in love with each other, but seriously! It's like watching that movie in real life. Uh, what was that name? Something to do with a mountain…Crowhack? No…Shookshack? No…Well, whatever the name is, I'm glad Lloyd didn't see those two in that position. He'd be scarred for life."

Pythor then opened the door to enter another room…only to get the shock of his life. Lying on the couch together were Skales and Fangtom…and they're making out! Fangtom held Skales in his arms while kissing him passionately with one head and suckling on his neck with the other head. And the Hypnobrai himself was running his hands up and down the Fangpyre's back while their tails were wrapped around one another. That moment was cut short when Skales opened his eyes slowly and spotted Pythor at the doorway gawking at them.

"PYTHOR!" Skales' face blushed like crazy as Fangtom's heads shot up and turned to the Anacondrai as well. There was now a slightly wet and noticeable hickey on the blue snake's neck, but Skales made no attempt to sit up on the couch. All he did was hold up his hands over his mouth to unsuccessfully hide his blush as Fangtom tried to explain.

"Uh, I was…we were…uh," he started as wiped the slight drool from one of his bottom jaws.

"Sorry, boys," Pythor said quickly. "Wrong room." He then left the room quickly and closed the door.

"Something tells me he must have found this awkward now," Skales then whimpered. Fangtom simply looked down at him slyly.

"I don't," he purred before lowering his heads to the Hypnobrai's blushing face…

"Brokeback Mountain! That's the name of the movie!" the two Serpentine heard Pythor cry outside. Deciding not to ask, they brushed it aside and resumed to their passionate moment.