Just to let you know, the first oneshot isn't a Lloyd/Pythor yaoi. So please don't get any bad ideas.

*Staring Contest*

"No way!"

"Way!"

"Come off it! How can you win a staring contest when you got eyelids?"

"Well, snakes are known to have no eyelids. Although we Serpentine have eyelids, we are really good at staring contests."

"Then why don't you prove it?" Pythor smirked at the young Green Ninja slyly.

"Is that a challenge?" he asked.

"You bet! Staring contest?"

"Staring contest it is."

"Alright! Ready…go!" The two of them then started to stared down at each other to begin the staring contest. Human verses Serpentine. Green versus Fuchsia. Hero verses King.

"Hey, guys, I—WHOA!" As Kai was coming in, he tripped and bumped into Pythor's back, causing the Anacondrai to lean forward. He then stood up again.

"Sorry 'bout that, I—" He stopped with a gawking face to see that he had caused Pythor to lean forward and kiss Lloyd…on the lips!

"Aw, dude! Gross!" Lloyd cried, pulling away from Pythor with a wrinkled nose. "Why did you do that?!"

"It wasn't me!" Pythor protested, wiping his lips and spatting to the side. He then turned to see Kai staring at them with a sweat-drop.

"Uh…oops?"

"Kaaiii…" Pythor growled, clenching his fists.

"Uh, I think I hear Sensei calling," Kai gulped before dashing out of the room screaming.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Pythor roared as he chased after him.

"I think I'm gonna be scarred for life," Lloyd said to himself before throwing up into the nearest trashcan.

*Meeting Malcho(starring my OC)*

"What's all this about?" asked Fangtom as Pam and the Ninja led him, Pythor, and the other Generals over to the Slither Pit Arena.

"We want you to meet Malcho," Pam answered. "He's my guardian and means of transportation…when I'm not using the Bounty, of course."

"You make it sound like we're going to like him," replied Acidicus.

"You are," Pythor replied. "He's a Quetzalcoatl."

"A what-now?" asked Skalidor as they reached the arena where Malcho was waiting for them. He then held up his wing in greeting when he saw them.

"Hola, amigos!"

"AAAUUUGGGHHH!" The four Generals screamed with terror when they saw the giant snake before them and jumped into the Ninja's arms: Skales into Kai's; Fangtom into Jay's; Acidicus into Zane's; and Skalidor into Cole's. Malcho was surprised at their response.

"What's with them?" he asked Lloyd.

"Sorry, Malcho," Lloyd snickered. "They've never seen a Quetzalcoatl before, especially one of your size."

"PYTHOR, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US HE WAS THAT HUGE?!" Skales yelled.

"You never asked," the Snake King snickered.

*Pet/Mascot(deleted fan-scene from Ninja VS Pirates)*

"Are you guys sure this is the place?" Pythor asked as he and the ninja got off the bus and looked up at the dojo. "I'm having my doubts about it."

"I'm sure Sensei wouldn't think about sending us out on a wild goose chase, Pythor," Zane answered.

"I know," the snake replied before pointing up at the sign. "I'm talking about the title. 'Grand Master Dareth's Mojo Dojo?' Sounds like something out of a Voodoo ghost story."

"Yeesh," Lloyd replied with a wrinkled nose. "Just thinking about it got me thinking about dolls. Freak-y!" They entered the dojo anyway, and Pythor was a little impressed by the setup. The only drawback was the beaded curtains.

"If this Dareth guys has long hair, small shades, and a tye-dye t-shirt," he whispered to Jay, "I'm so out of here!" Jay snickered and elbowed the Anacondrai as Master Dareth passed through the beads, revealing himself as a man with short brown hair looking like Elvis Presley's, brown eyes, and a brown karate robe.

"Welcome to Master Dareth's Mojo Dojo," he said to them all cool-like. "I am Master Dareth, the All-Powerful Karate Machine of Ninjago City. Please note my trophies." Pythor gave himself a face-palm as the dojo master showed off his trophy case.

Oh, no! It's worse than I thought! He's a chocolate-flavored Elvis Presley!

"We're the Ninja," Cole said before holding his hand out to Lloyd. "And this here's Lloyd, the destined Green Ninja. We want to borrow your dojo to help train him to go up against his father Lord Garmadon. I'm sure you won't mind since we saved Ninjago from the Great Devourer."

"As I recall," Dareth replied unimpressed, "it was Lord Garmadon who destroyed the Great Devourer."

"Uh, yeah," Jay chuckled indignantly, "that's not how—"

"Actually, he's right," Pythor interrupted. "Lloyd's father was the one who destroyed the Great Devourer. All we did was first expose its weak spot for him with the Sonic Raider."

"PYTHOR!" the ninja yelled at him.

"I'm just saying…"

"Whoa! Awesome!" Dareth said. "I didn't know your pet or mascot or whatever it is can talk! Oh, can you make him roll over?" Pythor turned to the older man sharply, rage forming in his eyes.

"Pet? Mascot?! DO I LOOK A DOG YOU?!"

"We'll have you know," Kai quickly said before Pythor could kill him, "we're really good."

"I dareth you to take me on," Dareth replied, taking a cheesy fighting pose. "I know the Tiger…" He crouched down on all fours and snarled like a tiger. "…The Snake…" He then stood up and swayed his arms around with hissing sounds.

"As if being called a pet wasn't offensive enough," growled Pythor as Kai pulled his mask over his face. The Red Ninja then pulled his Tornado of Fire on Dareth, who screamed in terror before collapsing to the ground.

Apparently, he knows the Howler Monkey too, Pythor then thought with a stifled laugh.

"But we know Spinjitzu," Kai then said after he stopped his Spinjitzu Tornado. Dareth then stood up with an impressed smile.

"You're welcome to use my dojo as much as you wish," he then said.

"And I also would appreciate it if you don't call me a pet or a mascot again," Pythor added. "I prefer to be called 'Pythor', thank you very much."