Chapter 3: My Forbidden Friend

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Sorry for the long wait, my internet's been kinda messy and my dumbass dad's been keepin me busy. Plus I'm still getting used to writing five thousand words for a chapter, on an iPod no less. So I'm sorry guys. Now then...

On with the show!


"Hey, you okay?"

After the girl turned to me I thought it best to help her up. Though I couldn't help but get a glance of her white panties. I offered her my hand and helped her up. "Thank you." She said as a gust of wind came by and the veil on her head flew off and I got a good look at her face. She had beautiful blonde hair as well as even more beautiful green eyes, I found myself staring for a few seconds while thinking 'Holy shit she's insanely cute!' I noticed I was still holding her hand so I snapped my arm back and kinda freaked out.

"Oh crap! I-I'm sorry!" I stuttered. Another strong breeze came by and her veil started to fly away. "Hey get back here!" I call to the veil as I chase after it. "Got you, ya bastard!" I said as I grabbed it. I turned back to the blonde cutie and have it back to her.

"Thank you very much!" She said with a smile as she put her veil on her head. Goddamn this girl is too cute!

"Don't mention it." I said with a small laugh. I wanted to keep talking to her but I had no fucking clue what to say.

"Um, I..." She started. I was actually a little relieved that I didn't really need to think of anything. As you can see I'm not the kind of guy who STARTS a conversation, I just get involved in them is more like it. "I got lost and need help." She said with a small blush. If cuteness could kill, I'd be dead three times by now.

"Oh I see. Well where do you need to go, I'd be more than happy to escort you Miss..." I stopped myself seeing as how I didn't know her name.

"My name's Asia Argento. Please call me Asia." She introduced.

"I'm Michael Williams. It's a pleasure to meet you Asia-chan."

"It's nice to meet you too Michael-san."

"So where do ya need to go?" I asked, feeling like an idiot. Why would I ask that when I can see with my own two eyes that she's a nun.

"I'm looking for this town's church. You see I was just appointed there." She explained.

"I see. So you are a nun. I didn't wanna assume." I kinda lied, I just didn't wanna seem like more of an idiot. Especially not in her eyes.

"I'm so glad I met such a nice person like you. It must be divine guidance." Normally I didn't give a shit about religion, I wasn't an atheist or anything mind you, I just never really went to church as often as most people would. But I assure you I DO believe in God, Devil or not.

"Come on, I'm not that great." I said in embarrassment. I noticed the cross on her neck and a felt a chill run up my spine. Crosses we're another weakness to Devils and I was walking right next to one.

"Are you okay?" She asked, noticing my worried expression.

"I'm fine, just lost in thought." I laughed. We both suddenly heard crying. Apparently a boy fell and scraped his knee. God knows that's never fun, even for older kids. Asia-chan ran to the boy and rubbed his head to comfort him.

"A boy like you shouldn't cry over such a small scrape." She said softly as she placed her hands above the boy's wound and a green light former around it as it began to close.

"Is that..." Both my hands suddenly reacted to Asia's power. I felt a sharp pain in my left arm while the light from my right arm glowed brighter so the light was visible even under my glove. 'That's weird.' I thought as I hid my glowing right arm.

"Look! You're wounds all gone. It's all right now." Asia said softly. That's when she remembered that I was behind her. "Sorry, force of habit." She said to me in embarrassment.

"Don't apologize. That was pretty amazing what you did." I praised as we moved forward. "That's quite a gift you have, Asia-chan!"

"It's a wonderful power granted by God." She said. She said something else but it was hard to tell what because she whispered it. She looked forward and saw her destination ahead. "Oh, that must be the place." I looked forward myself and saw the church as well.

"Yeah, it's the only church we have here." I told her.

"Great! Thank you so much!" She said happily. As I looked at the church the chill I had when I looked at Asia-chan's cross turned into a full blizzard when I looked at this church. In beginning to get why religion and I don't mix so well.

"I don't think I've ever seen anyone there." I said.

"I'd like to return the favor, so would you like to accompany me?" She asked.

"I'd love to, but I really need to get going. I'm sorry Asia-chan." I apologized. She looked a little sad at first and that just made me feel like a douche.

"It's okay." She cheered up. "I'm so happy to have met someone as kind as you quickly after arriving in Japan!"

"Come on, I'm really nothing special." I said in embarrassment again.

"Please visit the church when you find the time. Promise me!" She pleaded. How the fuck could you say "no" to that face? Not even the most cruelest bastard could say "no" to her.

"I promise." I just knew this was gonna come back to bite me in the ass, I just fucking knew it would. "See ya later, Asia-chan." I turned around and started walking to school.

"Yes, I hope so." I turned back and she smiled sweetly and waved goodbye.

'She's so sweet and innocent. But if she knew I was a Devil, she'll surely hate me.' I thought as I faked a happy face and waved to her as well.


"Don't go near the church ever again." Buchou stopped me in the halls and I told her about my encounter with Asia-chan, so she scolded me about being near her and the church. "Churches are hostile territory to us demons. You'll incite fights between God and us Devils just by stepping in there. And you don't know when a Fallen Angel with throw a Spear of Light at you."

"I know, I felt the chill just by looking at the church." I said.

"That was your Devil instincts detecting danger. Staying around someone from the church is inviting death. Especially since some of the church's exorcists even wield a Sacred Gear." She explained. That light that emitted from Asia-chan's hands must have been a Sacred Gear. "Michael."

"Yeah?"

"To exorcise a Devil means to annihilate him completely. Meaning you turn into nothing, feel nothing, and you can do nothing. Do you know how that's like?" She asked sternly.

"Yes." That obviously wasn't what she expected to hear seeing as how her expression went from stern to slightly shocked.

"What do you mean?" She asked.

"Forget it." I said. I started walking up the stairs until she started talking again.

"Sorry if I sounded too upset. Just be careful from now on." She said as she walked away.

"Whatever." I mutter to myself.


"That's twice I've pissed her off. God what is wrong with me!?" I ask myself as I sit in the club room. 'Sorry, Asia-chan. Guess this is one promise I'm gonna have to break.' I thought to myself.

"Buchou is only looking out for you, Mike." Akeno-san said from behind me.

"Holy shit!" I yell in surprise and fall to the floor. "Geez, Akeno-san! Don't scare me like that!" I said, causing her to giggle.

"Akeno, I thought you already went home." Rias said as she entered.

"The archduke just sent us a message." Akeno-santold her. "Apparently, a stray Devil is on the loose in this town." She revealed.

'Finally! A chance to prove my worth to Buchou! That and I can finally kill something!' I thought to myself. I've been going stir crazy ever since I discovered my powers, I was suffering from battle withdrawal.

"Well then... What are we waiting for. I'm itching to strut my stuff." I said as I removed the glove on my right hand, revealing my freaky arm. Buchou and Akeno-san smirked at my enthusiasm.


"It used to be a servant to another Devil. Sometimes, Devils betray or kill their masters, do they can live doing whatever they please. They're what we call Stray Devils." Kiba-san explained as Akeno-san brought us to an old building where said stray was supposed to be.

"We're heading into that deserted house. A stray devil is said to lure people into it and eat them." Akeno-san revealed.

"Gross. Has it considered going vegan?" I joke.

"Tonight's mission is to bring it down." She explained further, not even responding to my joke.

"You shall see the utter monstrosity from abuse of demonic power and being without a master." Kiba-san said.

"Michael." Buchou called.

"Yeah?"

"Do you know chess?" She asked.

"I'm more of a checkers kinda guy, but yeah I know it. Why?" I asked.

"I, as the master, am the king. There's the queen, the knights, the rooks, the bishops, and the pawns. Devils from aristocracy assign the traits of the pieces to their subordinates." She explained.

"I see."

"We call them Evil Pieces."

"Okay, so what?" I asked, a little bored of the subject.

"Anyway, for tonight, observe closely how Devils fight." She ordered.

"What!? Come on Buchou, you can't leave me out of the action. I'm a fighter, ya gotta let me fight!" I begged.

"Don't worry, you'll be able to fight next time." That didn't make me feel better in the LEAST.

"She's here." Akeno-san said.

BGM: Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold

"I smell something bad. At the same time I also smell something delicious! Will it be sweet? Or will it be bitter?" A voice echoed throughout the room. Soon a woman with large bare breasts appeared before us. And yeah you heard me, BARE breasts! I blushed and tried not to look at them, but damn it was tough to do that.

"Stray Devil type: Viser. Nefarious beings that run away from their masters to fulfill their own desires. They more than deserve death for their sins." Buchou said coldly. "In the name of Duke Gremory, I'll kick your ass." Rather blunt for Buchou I'd say. I like it!

"What an insolent girl. I'll cover you in blood as red as your hair." The stray said as she grabbed her breasts.

"Very creative." I say in a sarcastic tone.

"A line as witty as I'd expect from small fry." Buchou spat.

"Definitely the weirdest Devil I've gone up against." I mutter to myself as a giant hand emerges from underneath her.

"I told you. They become ugly monsters in both body and heart." Kiba-san reminded. The top of the stray's body may be hot, but everything south of the torso is pretty freaky.

Once I looked closely I noticed a magic circle on each of her breasts. "What the fuck!?" I shout before, and get ready for this, she shot energy blasts from her fucking nipples. Yeah you heard that right. "Weirdest attack ever!" I shout as I dodge the blasts.

"Don't let your guard down. Yuuto!" Buchou called to the blonde boy. He grabbed his sword and vanished.

"Where'd he go?" I ask in shock.

"He's so fast you can't see him. Yuuto represents a knight, so his trigger is speed, and the sword is his strongest weapon." Buchou explained the Evil Pieces further as Kiba-san cut off the two larger arms on the stray. Koneko-chan then stepped forward.

"Koneko-chan!" I called to her as the strays appearance grew more grotesque and a mouth opened from her larger body. A mouth that swallowed Koneko-chan whole. "That bitch!" I tried to step in but Buchou stopped me.

"Don't worry." Koneko-chan forced the mouth open with brute strength. I noticed that some of her clothes were torn and I once again ignored that little fact. "Koneko is a rook. Her trait is simple: tremendous strength and defensive ability." Guess big thing do come in small packages. "That kind of attack won't even scratch her.

"...Fly." Koneko-chan punched the teeth before her and they shattered once her fist connected and the stray was sent into the wall.

"Whoa! Go Koneko-chan!" I cheered. 'Note to self: stay on Koneko's good side.' I thought to myself.

"Akeno!"

"Yes, Buchou." Akeno-san then started moving towards the stray. "Oh my, what should I do?" As she approached the stray, one of the hands Kiba-san cut off moved to attack Rias.

"BUCHOU!" I called as I ran to counter. "Back off!" I punched the arm with my right hand and sent it flying back. My eyes turned red and I found myself going wild as I summoned my second Sacred Gear and literally started tearing it apart with my bare hands. Once there was pretty much nothing left, I just admired the blood on the wall.

"Th-Thanks." Buchou stuttered. I snapped out of my trance and my eyes returned to normal.

"N-No problem. Are you okay?" I asked.

"I am thanks to you." She said as she stood up. "Akeno, finish her off."

"A bad girl who tries to harm our president needs to be punished." Akeno-san said as lightning formed in her hands.

"She's the queen. The almighty vice commander combining the powers of all other pieces." Rias revealed.

"Oh my, you still seem to have some energy left. Then how about this?" A huge bolt of lightning struck the stray and it screamed in pain.

"She specializes in attacks using demonic powers. On top of that, she is..." Buchou started.

"Oh my, you're still energetic!" Akeno-san said as she licked her lips. As the stray continued to scream, my eyes turned red again and I grew a sadistic smile.

"... a complete sadist." As Buchou finished I walked towards Akeno-san.

"What's this?" Akeno-san asked as I stepped in, whipped out Rebellion and had it transform into one of my Devil Arms, Lucifer.

"I'm stepping in. I'm literally itching to see some blood spill from this creature." I state in a more sadistic tone.

"Oh my, by all means." She said gesturing towards the stray. I laughed as I pulled out three spectral swords from the Lucifer. I put one in each hand and the other in my mouth.

"Time for this stray to suffer!" I threw my swords at the stray's legs and larger torso. And once I had three in each leg and in the torso I said "Bang." and the swords exploded one at a time with a few seconds delay before the next one so I could hear it scream. Once all the swords exploded all that was left was the smaller torso. "Well I had my fun."

"Oh my, that was quite the spectacle, Michael-kun. Her screams were very pleasurable." Akeno-san said with a satisfied blush on he face.

"I couldn't agree more." I said as Lucifer reverted to Rebellion and I placed it over my shoulder.

BGM end

"Normally I'd punish you for disobeying me, but I'll let it slide this once since you seemed so anxious." Buchou said as she approached the fallen stray.

"Sorry, couldn't help myself." I say with a devilish smile. My eyes returned to normal and I could barely remember what I just did.

"Any last words?" Buchou asked the stray.

"Kill me." It said.

"Really? Then you shall vanish. Checkmate." Then the most powerful blast of demonic power I've ever felt blasted out of Buchou's magic circle and completely obliterated the stray. I can see why she's the king. "We're done. Now let's go back."

"Yes, Buchou." Everybody but me said.

"Um... Hey wait a sec." I said.

"What is it?" Buchou asked turning towards me.

"What about me? Where do I stand in this little game of chess?" I ask.

"A pawn." She said bluntly.

"A PAWN!? Wait are you saying..."

"Yes, Michael, you're a foot soldier." Now I just feel insulted.

"You've gotta be kidding me!" I shout in anger and shock.


The next day

During lunch school I decided to eat alone and go onto the roof. I thought about last nights events and thought about how my body moved on it's own when it attacked the stray. I began to wonder if it had to do with my full Devil powers being awakened. Whatever it was, I didn't like the thought of not being in control of my body. I began to worry that if that were to happen again I'd hurt one of the others, if not kill them.

Buchou"So this is where you were." A voice said from behind. I guess Buchou decided to look for me.

"Buhou? What are you doing here?" I asked.

"I came to talk to you about last night." Now I knew I was gonna get chewed out again. "First: I want to know why you attacked when I said not to." She said sternly.

"Well..." I didn't want to tell her the real reason because I didn't want her to worry about me, but I didn't see any other option. "I honestly couldn't control my body. My body just moved on it's own. I tried to stop myself, but I couldn't." I explained with some sadness in my voice.

"So everything you did last night..."

"Wasn't what I wanted to do." I finished for her.

"Perhaps it has to do with your full demon abilities being awakened. When your blood pressure rises it seems that your Devil blood takes control and you can't control your body." She said.

"So cause I get an adrenaline rush, I go wild?" I asked

"It's only a theory so I can't be certain. Just to be safe you should avoid any conflict until we can figure out what to do." She suggested.

"What!? But what if there's another stray? If I can't fight you could get hurt!" I say in worry.

"You're worried about me?" She asked slowly with a blush. I then noticed the mistake I made and blushed as red as her.

"Um, uh! I mean you or one of the others could get hurt." I caught myself.

"A-Ah yes!" She stuttered. "Anyway, don't worry about it. We can all take care of ourselves. I only needed to be saved because I was careless, I don't intend on making that mistake again." She assured, putting a hand on my shoulder. I felt a little better.

"Fine. Guess until I can get ahold of myself in a fight, I'll stick to deliveries and trying to make a contract. But I'm not happy about not fighting!" I said, crossing my arms at the last part.

"Come on, don't be such a sourpuss." Buchou said with a laugh while patting my back.

"Who're you callin a sourpuss!?" I said in a comedic fashion. Wow Buchou sure knows how to cheer a guy up.

"Heheheh. Come on let's get back, lunch is almost over." She said.

'I will not let my body do as it pleases. And I won't let it hurt my friends.' I thought to myself.


After school Rias told me that Koneko-chan was double-booked again so she sent me to take one of the summons. This time I was determined to form a contract. Though as luck would have it, I had to skate again. "It's one thing if it doesn't work once, but TWO TIMES is just fucking stupid!" I shout in anger. I recalled Rias's words about my rank

'A pawn, huh? If I'm gonna become a high-class Devil like my father, I need to work as hard as I can, and push myself beyond my limit. I need to work hard for Rias's sake too.' I thought as I reached my destination. I decided to take a different approach and rang the bell WITHOUT threatening to rip someone's head off. I took a shot in the dark and tried to open the door, expecting it not to be unlocked. But it was.

"Who leaves their door unlocked?" I asked myself. "Hey! Anyone here? I'm Rias Gremory's servant. Anyone here?" I ask the empty hallway. I heard no response and thought something smelled, I mean it REALLY smelled, and it smelled like blood. I took one step into the house and felt an even worse feeling than I already did. I moved into the living room and it was dimly lit with candles and my ominous feeling actually worsened. And the smell of blood was stronger. I took another step forward and i stepped in something wet. "Fucking great." I groaned. I wiped what was on my shoe off of it. Sure enough, it was blood. I looked further into the room and saw a dead body lying on the floor with a large puddle of blood surrounding it. "What the fuck am I looking at!?" I ask in shock and anger. Whoever killed this person was going to meet them soon enough.

"Punishment of the wicked." I turned and saw a white haired man sitting in the couch. "I'm quoting the Holy Scripture here." He turned to show me his face, and holy fuck the face he made was creepy. "Well, well, if it isn't a Devil." He said as he rose from the couch. "My name is Freed Zelzan." He introduced with a bow, then he did a weird dance as he said "A young priest who's part of a certain exorcist organization!"

"A priest!?"

'Damn, of all the days to practically be forced into a fight.' I thought to myself.

"Well, I'm definitely not some worthless shit like a Devil." He said sarcastically.

"You bastard! Did you do this!?" I asked, pointing to the dead body.

"You're no longer human once you start depending on demons. End of the road! The end! That's why I killed him!" This prick was practically bragging about the fact he killed someone!? He's dead! "Getting rid of shitty Devils and even more worthless shits bedeviled by them is my job." He revealed as he pulled out a gun and a sword hilt with no blade attached out of his coat. A blade of light extended from the sword hilt and I realized I was screwed. "I'll now stick this sword into your heart and score a lively headshot with this fabulous gun!" He threatened and lunged at me as he swung his sword.

I jumped away and pulled out Rebellion from my guitar case and Ebony from my back pocket. "Let's see how you fight on a level playing field Father Dickhead!" I insulted as I took a shot at his stomach but missed.

"Bang!" He then shot his gun and the bullet hit my leg.

"Ah! You fuck!" I cursed as I clutched my knee.

'That obviously wasn't a normal bullet. If it was it wouldn't hurt this bad!' I thought to myself.

"A exorcist's golden bullet... You like it?" He asked rhetorically.

"No. But I've got something in sure you'll love, TWO things actually!" I removed the glove on my right hand to reveal my first Sacred Gear and I summoned my red gauntlet, my second Sacred Gear.

"Oh, demonic indeed! Now that's more exciting to exorcise!" He said excitedly.

"Just shut the fuck up!" I demanded as I lunged forward.

"Three o' clock!" He dodged my attack and sliced my back with his light sword. "Is that look just for show? I hate that the most!" He raised his sword again and just as he was about to finish me we heard a rather familiar scream. I looked behind Freed and saw Asia-chan in shock at the horror before her.

'Fuck.' I thought. 'It's just getting worse and worse.'

"Oh, Asia, my assistant. Are you done setting up the magical barrier?" He asked as if Asia didn't look like she was about to vomit at the scene before her.

"Th-This is..." She was too scared to say anything else.

"Oh, right, you're a beginner. This is our job. We kill off worthless people enchanted by Devils you see." He explained to the frightened girl.

"Really!? You tell her this now!? That's something you'd put in the job description Father Dipshit!" I insulted again, causing Asia-chan to turn to me. She gasped either at my sorry state or my right arm.

"Michael-san?"

"Uh, hey there Asia-chan." I said.

'Fuck my life.'

"What? You know each other?" Freed asked.

"Why are you...?" She started. I turned away from her and looked down in shame.

"Asia... I'm... I'm a Devil." I confessed sadly.

"A Devil? Michael-san is...?" She questioned.

"Asia-chan please believe me when I say I wasn't trying to deceive you. I figured it best you never saw me again for your own good." I explained.

"No way!" She denied with tears in her eyes. Now I felt like a huge ass, I didn't want her to cry. Knowing she was only made me feel worse.

"Unfortunately, Asia, Devils and humans, are incompatible. Not to mention we can't live without the protection of fallen angels." He said whispering the part about fallen angels, but I still heard it. "Well, let's get this done now." Freed placed his sword in front of my throat. "Are you ready?"

"I'm gonna go with no." I said.

"Even if you aren't, here it comes!" He raised his sword above his head. Before he could cut my head off, Asia-chan got in his way, which REALLY surprised me. I thought she would be the last person to save me considering she knows what I really am.

"Asia-chan!? What are you doing!?" I questioned. I tried to stand, but the wound wouldn't let me.

'Come on! Get the fuck up!'

"Come on! Are you serious?" Freed asked.

"Father Freed, I beg you! Please forgive this one! Let him go, please!" She begged as tears continued to fall from her eyes.

"Do you know what you're saying?" He asked threateningly.

"He may be a Devil, but Michael-san is a good person! And God won't forgive you for such a deed!" I kept thinking about why Asia-chan would defend me after this.

"Don't give me that crap!" Freed hissed as he swung his sword at Asia-chan, but only cutting her clothes, including her bra.

"Asia! Ah fuck!" I still couldn't stand so I couldn't defend her.

'Get the fuck up! GET THE FUCK UP!'

{Use the blood.} A voice instructed.

"You fucking bitch!" Freed stabbed his sword into the ground and grabbed Asia-chan's face and pulled her forward harshly.

"Get your fucking hands off of her!" I demand.

{Sacrifice some of your blood into your right hand.} The voice further instructed.

'Who are-'

{Just focus and do it!} I focused but nothing would happen, though I still tried while Freed was distracted.

"The fallen angel woman told me not to hurt you, but I think you do need a little punishment!" Freed pinned Asia-chan to the wall with his sword only angering me more.

"Asia!"

{Focus!}

'Im trying, dammit!'

Freed grabbed one of Asia-chan's breasts and I was on the fucking edge at this point. "A chaste nub getting seriously fucked up by a priest." He said suggestively as he trailed his gun up Asia-chan's thigh and rubbed it up against her panties. "Does that sound fun?"

"Don't!" Asia-chan begged.

BGM: Devil May Cry anime OST: Evil Spirit

'This bastard is gonna rape her, then he's gonna kill both of us! No, no, no ,NO! I can't let that happen! I won't have her blood on my hands!' I thought as blood began seeping out of my leg and back and started flowing into the back of my right hand, which I clenched into a fist.

"GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF HER!" I shouted as I forced myself to stand, my right hand glowed brightly, and my eyes turned red.

'I won't lose control this time! This is my body, and I won't let it do what it wants!'

"Wait, you've gotta pay before you can watch, mister!" Freed said which sent me completely over the edge.

{Think of a weapon.}

I did as I was told and Red Queen came to mind. After imagining it, the sword appeared in my right hand. I stabbed it into the ground and revved the throttle on the hilt. "Unless you want this sword going into your fucking eye socket, you'll let Asia-chan go RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!" I threatened.

"*whistle* Seriously?" He pulled the sword, that was keeping Asia pinned to the wall out, and Asia fell to the floor. "You want to fight me? You'll suffer and die!"

"Michae-sanl, don't do it!" Asia-chan pleaded.

"I don't wanna fight you. I wanna kill you!" I said that but on the inside I was thinking that I stood no chance against this guy. I may have been standing but I doubt I could take anymore hits like that. But I wasn't going to go down without trying to fight the guy who just tried to rape Asia-chan, the girl who defended me even though she's not allowed. "GO TO HELL!" I punched him with my left hand and he landed hardly on the floor.

He spat out some blood and said "Interesting. I'm gonna set the record for making the finest devil mincemeat ever." He leaped into the air and readied his sword to slice me down the middle, while I readied my sword to defend myself. Before Freed could hit me a magic circle appeared before us and Kiba-san came out and clashed swords with Freed

BGM end.

"Kiba!-san?"

"Mike-san, I'm here to help." He said.

"You ass! I was about to kick his ass!" I shout in anger. But that was just to sound tough, I was really thankful he showed up when he did.

"Oh my, look at that." Akeno-san said as she stepped out of the circle.

"...Exorcist." Koneko-san really needs to talk more. But I'm glad she's here.

"I had this under control why'd you guys have to butt in!?" I still need to keep up my reputation as a tough guy.

"Heheh! I see all the Devils are here!" Freed said.

"Sorry, but he's with us." Kiba-san said bluntly.

"I like that! So what? You're a top and he's a bottom?" This "priest" has some real issues.

"How vulgar. I can't believe you're a priest." Kiba-san said in disgust."

"Don't pretend like you're refined, damned Devil." Freed hissed. "It's my purpose in life to hunt down maggots like you. Just shut up and let me kill you!" Isn't he just a ray of sunshine? During an eclipse that is.

"Even us Devils don't jump on just anyone." Nice burn Akeno-san.

"I like your intense stare! Could this be love? Or intent to kill? Heheheh, it's so exciting, no matter which side is doing the killing!" What made his speech even more disturbing was that he was blushing and hugging himself.

"You should just disappear." A huge wave of black and red energy blasted Freed right in the head, and out of the magic circle came Buchou. "It seems you've been messing around with my adorable servant." Buchou said.

'Adorable?' That was a name I wasn't used to being called.

"Buchou."

"Oh, are you the real deal." Freed asked anxiously. "Yes, yes, I've been messing around with him. Got a problem with that?"

"Are you alright, Mike?" Buchou asked.

"Pssh, I'm fine. I hardly feel the immense pain coming from my back and knee. Okay I feel like shit. *sigh* But it looks like I fucked up again." I responded.

"You're so beaten up." She said, putting a hand on my cheek. "I'm sorry. I didn't know a stray exorcist was around. I never noticed because there was a barrier set up until a little while ago." She explained. Well, at least I wasn't getting scolded.

"What are you doing, you bitch?" Freed asked Asia-chan as he started kicking her. This guy was just asking for me to cut his dick off and shove it down his throat. "It's your job to take care of the barrier!" While he was distracted again I stood up and chucked Red Queen at him. I only had it graze his cheek and stab the wall. Basically I tried to scare the shit outta him. Once the sword hit the wall it vanished. "Huh!?"

"What did I say about touching her?" I asked threateningly whipping out Ebony. Buchou lowered my hand.

"It's my policy to show no mercy to anyone who hurts my servant. In particular, I can't stand when a vulgar fiend like you damages my property." She said as a red aura surrounded her, causing Freed to back the fuck up.

"You look pretty damn powerful. I mean, this is pretty bad." He said in slight fear.

"...Multiple fallen angels." Koneko-chan said, and apparently she picked up the coffee table. Although I was a little more focused on the whole "multiple fallen angels" part.

"Hahaha, I'm making a comeback! You'll all vanish in light!" Freed announced as an ominous portal opened above him.

"Buchou?" Akeno-san asked her.

"Retrieving Michael is our priority for now. Akeno, prepare a jump. Koneko, I'll leave Michael to you." She told her queen and rook.

"...Sure." Koneko-chan said as she threw the table at Freed.

"Damn you Devils, I won't let you go— Hey that hurts!" He said as the table met his back, and we all got on the magic circle. But there was still the matter of Asia-chan being left with this asshole. She seemed stared into my souls with those innocent green eyes and I couldn't just leave her.

"Buchou! We have to take her with us!" I pleaded.

"That is not possible. Only members of my household can use this magic circle to jump." She revealed.

"Fuck that! Asia!" I called as I moved off of Koneko-chan's shoulder and tried to get to her, but both her and Kiba-san held me back. "Get the fuck off me, you two! I'm not leaving without her! I can't let her go with this bastard! Let me go dammit! ASIA!" I kept demanding they let me go but it was hopeless. Tears rolled down my face as I continued shouting her name.

"Michael-san, see you. We'll see each other again." She may have said that with a smile but I could see her tears and feel her sadness as well as my own.

"ASIA!"


Later that night

I got to my house and entered my room. I began shouting and punched multiple holes in my wall. "Fuck, fuck, FUCK!" I cursed every time I punched my wall. Once I finished venting my anger on my house, I calmed down and just planted my fist on the wall instead of punching a hole in it. "God fucking dammit." I said a little quieter.

{You've gained quite the temper.} The voice from before said.

"Who the fuck are you?" I said in a low voice.

{You mean you don't remember me?}

"DON'T FUCKING PLAY GAMES WITH ME! I'M IN NO MOOD FOR THIS SHIT!" I shouted, probably waking everyone in a five mile radius.

{Is that really any way to talk to your father?}


Finally done with that one. Hopefully the next chapter won't take as long as this one, but my internet's still a little fucked up so don't expect any miracles. I'm also sorry if I did things kinda half-assed, I just wanted to get this chapter up ASAP before I got disconnected from my Internet again.

And for those of you who haven't been following me that long and don't know this, but next week I'm driving to PA for a while and won't be able to update cause my relatives don't know what the Internet is. I hope to get at least one more chapter of this story up before then, but come the 30th I can't update for about a week or two.

Next Time: Rematch