((It does not take place in Saints Row IV because the Earth blows up. Hm, or maybe there is a way to make that happen.))
A girl with black hair and a red stripe in her hair finally left school. Mind you, she was a deliquent, not a bully yet she did get into a lot of fights. The girl reasoned, with a father like hers, it didn't matter if she tried to act normal.
And it seems that her father choose to pick her up with...a giant head wearing sunglasses. "Really, Boss?"
"Come on, Ryuko, call me Dad. Or Mom if I become a babe." The Boss himself was at the wheel, and after Ryuko got in, he pulled out some tickets. "I got some tickets for Genkibowl X. If we're lucky, we can shoot Professor Genki again."
Ryuko huffed. "Why were you late again?"
"Geez, I was about to go, but then this chick was calling me, wanted to make clothes for Planet Saints. Refox or something. Then I had to make sure Pierce didn't agree to that while I was gone. Which reminds me." Boss pulled out his phone. "Pierce, did you do what I told you not to do?"
"Business as usual, isn't it, Boss? And when you're not busy, you're just being an ass." Ryuko glared at her father. "Honestly, you can't even use a normal car. Just once, can you be a normal father?"
"I'm too awesome to be one." The Boss heard the door open, so he quickly backed up. "Ryuko, jumping out of a moving head is not normal."
"Screw you, Boss. I'll just walk home." Ryuko headed into an arcade. "It's not like this Re-f*** would send an assassin turning down an offer."
"Oh, you have to be kidding me!" Ryuko watched as firefighters and Saints try to put out the fire of their HQ. She spots some bodies being dragged out, none of them the important people, but then she was mistaken as one very important person was on a stretcher. "Boss!"
"Hey, Ryuko. I guess clothing companies do send assassins." The Boss didn't look to well. The damn blanket hid his injuries, and yet it looked like he wouldn't make it. "Listen, I'm glad to see you here. I don't think I'm going to make it, so I want to tell you a few things."
"Please, Boss, we could turn you into a cyborg." Ryuko pleaded.
"Yeah, like I'd trust Kinzie with my body." The Boss smiled. "Listen, Julius took me in when I was a young nobody. To me, it was the best feeling of my life. I made a promise that anyone I took under my wing got the same feeling, minus the backstabbing. Maybe you don't feel that way, but adopting you made me feel happier than that moment."
Ryuko wiped away a tear. "Th-that's just sappy, Boss."
"You're right. I wanted to get that out of the way." The Boss coughed up some blood. "The...the Saints don't take this lying down. I know Johnny doesn't want to be the next Boss, but I'm screwing him over and making him one. That'll mean you'll have a few minutes to decide what you want to be before he makes you boss."
"I already know what to do." Ryuko growled. "I got to find out who killed you. I'm sorry I blew up at you-"
"Ryuko, not once have I ever regretted you as a daughter. In fact, the only regret I have is making my last words sound like Nyteblade." The Boss smiled at her. "Listen, the assassin was using all those words that people in Japan use. Now, it's no coincidence that ReFaux happens to be in Japan as well. Getting all the Saints to move to Japan's one of those complicated financial things, plus they wouldn't know a damn word there. But I raised you, so I know you'll get some professional help when you get there."
"That...is an offensive and accurate sentence." Ryuko watched as the Boss closed his eyes and the ambulance finally took him away. "Alright, Dad, I'll get your killer. But where am I going to find a city to take over without adult influence and with lots of violence?"
In an academy where the strong ruled over the weak, Satsuki Kiryuin shuddered.