I'm back! I'm writin' this 'cause I really liked the movie, and I'd like to see where my story could take the movie's plot. Naruto's a kitsune in spirit basically, so show him an actress and he'll see right through their actin'. 'E's also gonna be a bit more of a dick than usual, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! I'm such an evil bastard to my characters...Oh yeah, I don't own jackshit for Naruto or the eventual turn towards Shippuden.

'Quotations for characters' perception and expressions'

"Normal talking"

"Demonized talking"

Thinking

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Location or character focus change

Movie theater (ceiling)

The movie was, for Naruto, uneventful. The fights were interesting, but short-lived and not too original after about number twelve. The part that made it most uneventful for Naruto, was the main character, Fuun-hime, who didn't even try to act emotional at all. "Ungh," His bored groan got the attention of his teammates, "She's depressant, might as well sleep while I've the chance..." He transformed into a one-tailed fox and laid 'down' in Sakura's lap, where she kept him from falling as his chakra control was only half-working.

She looked to a slightly longer haired Sasuke, who shrugged and returned to watching the movie.

Outside of theater, after movie

Naruto was looking at the movie from earlier's poster, boredly. "Why does everyone get so worked up over some chick, she's depressant and she hardly fools anybody with her emotional acting?" His words made a scruffy-ponytailed Sakura look at him oddly, "What do you mean Naruto-kun?" He looked at her with a 'What the fuck?' look. "Firstly, please don't call me Naruto-kun." She nodded her head in a 'check' sort of gesture as he continued, "Secondly, what am I? I know your memories have been mostly restored, so what am I?"

Sasuke answered/asked, "The Prankster from Hell?" Sakura continued, "A cannibal fox-boy?" Naruto shook his head no to both of those as he corrected them, "Close for both of those, but no foxnip. I. Am. A..." The other two could practically hear a real drumroll, "Kitsune! Only in heart and behavior though..."

Anything else to say was drowned by the whiny of a horse as it jumped over the fence in front of them, with..."Fuun-hime?!" Naruto stared boredly at her, when the gate in front of them hit him. The gate opened widely, revealing men in dark armor on black horses, chasing the princess. Rolling over and onto his standard quadrupedal stance, he entered his fusion form. Sakura and Sasuke saw this as an opportunity to develop team dynamic.

"Naruto..." His red eyes turned to Sakura as the fox-boy questioned them, "Leave me a treat?" Sasuke answered with one word, "Fetch!" And the chase was on!

The middle of town

The princess was already halfway through town when a red blur appeared next to her, "Move your ass lady! I've got this one!" When she looked in surprise, there was no one or thing there. "I'm going crazy now?! This job's really getting to me..." She had no idea about the men being destroyed.

Back with Naruto, there were men being beaten down at every look. Naruto had been running inside of their formation for a few moments now, and no one noticed, until he pounced on the man in front of him. The armored man screamed in terror, "AAAHH!" When the others looked, there was no one there, just a horse that stopped moving.

Then another scream was heard, and the soldiers got into a circular formation facing outwards in the hopes of catching or even seeing their assailant. That's when they heard the song 'This is Halloween'. (The terror genjutsu of the written exam) The soldiers, now very fearful, were looking left and right in a vain attempt to find their tormentor.

"I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red!" That's when they saw Naruto, walking in a zombie-like manner. His quadrupedal crouch and prowling manner was terrifying enough with the genjutsu, but his fusion form was making them wet themselves in horror of what was attacking them. That's when he disappeared and his teammates attacked them.

Back with the princess. She was still running until the air began to shimmer and she heard the song as well, her horse didn't seem to give half a rat's ass, because it wouldn't move. Her heart pounded, her brow was sweat-covered, each muscle in her body was trembling. She couldn't move, every image was a bit more off-setting and more disturbing. She kept seeing beatings of a little boy, a gigantic nine-tailed fox laughing evilly, and gory destruction. Body-strewn battlefields where one couldn't take a step without finding someone's stomach or other organ.

At the most recent scene of destruction, eating a body in the first-person, she screamed. She scream, she screamed like she was looking a monster un the eyes. The genjutsu ended after her ear-splitting scream, Naruto prowled over to her with a predatory smirk on his normally friendly features. "How does it...Feel to have seen my memories? To see what I've dreamed and experienced first-hand, to see every piece of Hell I've lived, each and everyday of my miserable life! You. Are. Welcome!"

He finished with a feral smirk, the princess took a few of calming breathes before saying, "Liar! There's no way that anyone could experience that kind of horror without having died first!" Naruto's laughter sent her to new areas of fear, This kid's insane! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's only true, if you're human in every aspect of yourself, I'm a kitsune at heart!"

Fuun-hime's horse finally responded to her usherings to keep running, for all the good it did her. Naruto was loping at the same speed as her, his fusion form in broad daylight made her eyes widen in shock. "...A k-kitsune?" Naruto's fox-jaw outlining his real mouth, smiled. The mile, although a harmless gesture, made her skin crawl with fear. Its fearsome teeth were frightening enough to shake her, a damn-near emotionless wretch. (...In the beginning of the movie, she's a wretch, no way 'round it.)

Naruto's loping continued, even as he was engulfed by a small inferno. This sight made the princess stop in terror for the little boy's safety. She was apathetic, not evil enough to leave a little boy to burn to death. That's when a fox the size of a Great Dane with three tails walked out of the inferno of colors. His tails were moving slowly, like a ribbon-dancer's ribbons in a breeze but in slow motion. His claws were black as the darkest void and there were red markings resembling blood on them. His teeth were just as black, not a dirty black but a somehow healthy-looking onyx.

His fur was a bright neon-orange, laced with angry-red and sunlight-yellow. When the wind blew, his fur was a fire that couldn't be put out. He generated a heat about him that was both kind and dangerous. His vulpine body was muscular and lean, sturdy and flexible, as well as menacing and regal in appearance. The eyes, however, were what stopped her from moving. Those eyes were still piercing blue, but there were flecks of blood-angry red in the irises as well.

He was a sight to behold, and he pounced the princess into a near heart attack. He leaped right over the horse and landed with her underneath the enlarged critter. After a minute of calming her ecstatic heart, Naruto lightly tossed her on his back and ran off with her to find his teammates. He found them tying up the guards he'd traumatized, he saw that there was one dead body left specifically for him.

He went over to his teammates and nuzzled them both, to the chagrin of Sasuke. Naruto then began to eat the dead man's body with gusto, getting the princess to grimace and start to wonder how 'right' she was about him being a liar. The group heard a tired and confused voice, "What are you three doing?" Sakura looked up and saw, "Kakashi-sensei! These guys-" "Are the ones who gave us our mission." Naruto didn't seem deterred from eating, Hell he seemed spurred on by this knowledge.

Yukie Fujikaze, the apathetic actress that Naruto saw as a wretch, was still trying to calm the fuck down. She looked like she saw Shinigami himself when she began to thrash around, trying miserably to escape the grasp of Naruto's tails. "Let me the fuck go, you monster!" That, was the wrong thing to say to Uzumaki Naruto, as she was about to find out. That sentence made him tense and stop his eating as well as his good mood. His tails released her tentatively and begrudgingly, and the moment she got off his back, he pinned her to the ground by her throat.

"Naruto!" Kakashi's shove was met with a growl and a batting away with Naruto's tails. Two of Naruto's three tails moved away from keeping Kakashi away. One tail went to Yukie's forehead and the other one touched to her heart. Her struggles stopped and her eyes were wide with terror, T-This is what he's done before?! Why's this monster a shinobi? Her lesson seemingly learned, Naruto let her go, albeit begrudgingly at first.

Before he turned his head away, signalling her to move, he looked at her with hatred unknown to man or woman. I made an enemy today... "Yes you did Ningen, very good!" The condescending tone Kyuubi used to talk to Naruto made hi eyebrow twitch, You're a pain in the ass, you know that? Right? "Oh I know that, but you're antics are always making your life worse. So it's not my fault..." BULLSHIT! 'Cause of you, I've been ostracized throughout my village, my own home! The kitsune daiyoukai shut up after that, Score one for the fox!

(Yep, Naruto's a fox in every aspect of mind. He even refers to himself as a fox in his mind.) Naruto returned to his meal, his meal that made the group who'd chased Yukie have wide eyes, "T-That was Bill from accounting!" Huh, no wonder there's glass on his armor... Naruto's ears suddenly perked up when he heard the song 'Living in the sunlight' by Tiny Tom. At that moment, one of his kitsune-imitators dropped the henge and began to dance stupidly.

It held its stomach and did a tap-dance at the same time. Sakura was looking at it sideways, like 'the fuck?' while Kakashi's one visible eye was wide, This must be what Jiraiya-sama warned me about...Kage Bunshin no Jutsu's one weakness, Tiny Tim! Sasuke tried to look away, I-It's hypnotic..."Naruto please don't!" Naruto, just shook his head and did a bit of charades. The over sized fox made a dancing motion and then used one of his tails in a pied piper gesture.

"Oohh...That song, or any of Tiny Tim's make Kage Bunshin act out?! WHY?!" The fox just gave a shrug, before continuing his meal. That's when they heard a raspy voice, "I'm not gay, I like boobs!" Saying that over and over. When they looked, they found a television screen with a show surrounding Naruto and Team 7. (It's Ninjabridged Naruto Abridged, episode 8-Ennething No Jutsu)

Naruto transformed back to normal, walked very slowly to the TV screen, and watched it enraptured. He left a 'perfectly good' body to eat, meaning this was serious. When the rest of Team Kakashi watched with him, they came to the part where Naruto was being beat over the head. "Huh," Naruto then hit Sasuke over the head once, making him grab his head in pain. "Sasuke, I've defeated you in a ninja battle and you're now my bitch, what do you have to say for yourself?"

Sasuke just looked at him like he was crazy, "Uh...I demand a rematch!" Naruto then re-struck Sasuke over the head, making the Emo King grab his head in pain while Naruto said, "Now you are my double bitch, and there isn't anything you can do about it!" Sasuke was glaring at Naruto until he heard the television say the exact same thing, "YOU GOT THAT FROM THE TV SHOW, YOU SONOVABITCH!" "Damn straight, I just got bored and find the idea that it took us three episodes in some attempt at my life to beat Zabuza just confuses me...But they made you and Sakura exactly the same: You, an emotionless prick, and Sakura, an unlikably bitchy fangirl! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Naruto was on the ground, laughing his ass off as he bust a lung. Then they heard a voice reminiscent to David Bowie, and when they looked, they saw Kakashi. The cyclops' response was immediate, "WHAT THE FUCK! I DON'T SOUND OR ACT ANYTHING LIKE THAT!" Naruto just laughed harder at the confusion of his teammates, then Sakura spoke, "Looks like someone stalked you for a great deal of your life and made a TV show, and apparently manga, out of it..."

Those who knew of Hinata's crush(obsession) had one thought, Hinata. Then the program ended, revealing that the show they just watched was a sploof. Then the real show started, with a cracky voice in the mix and someone joking about 'funk'. Sakura's actress then spoke up, making the real Sakura destroy the TV in a fit of rage. (The whole funk-thing if from Masakox and Vegeta's Naruto abridged)

They then went to get started on their mission, before Kakashi remembered something, "Naruto, I almost forgot, but you've some people that want to talk to you..." "Who is it? If it's Tsunade, then keep her in the ba-"

"FOXY-KUN! YOU'RE MINE!" "GAKI!" "AAAHHH!" He was then dog-piled by the two ladies, "A-Anko-chan...And, Ino?! What the fuck?! Whatever this is about, I didn't eat all of your dango before leaving..." Anko's eyes suddenly narrowed dangerously, as she picked Naruto up by the collar of his vests. "What. Was. That?! What do you mean you ate all of my dango before you left?! You hardly had the time to do that!"

"Hehe, I sent a kage bunshin to deal with the retrieval and I didn't mean for that to, um, slip?" Anko then bopped Naruto on the head, knocking him out and leaving him to Ino's violent shaking and smotherings. When the Kyuubi jinchuuriki came to, he yelled to the world: "LABRYNTH WAS AWESOME!" He was then knocked back out by one Haruno Sakura's fist of fury. She put her hands to her mouth in an effort to stem her guilty laughter.

While Sakura was getting over nearly killing her teammate, Yukie began to run away, before being caught by Naruto. When ever body looked to where Naruto had been forcibly-sleeping, there were wisps of smoke. That's when Naruto's human voice said in a whisper, "Back away slowly, they can't see you if you move slowly..." The group looked to see Sasuke nod and begin to inch away before Sakura said, "Why are you two whispering?"

She only received a couple of groans in response. "Foxy-kun," The fox-boy's attention on Ino, she continued, "Where'd you go and why are you here?" That's when Naruto's face took on a hurt look, "So, you don't want me here? I see how it is!" He made to walk away until Ino's glomping stopped him, "No no, that's not what I meant and you know it!" Her chipper tone brought a smile to Naruto's face as he proceeded to answer, "I left with Ero-sennin for training and to clear my head. We went a couple of places this past year..."

He had a pensive look on his face as he tried to put names to places in his memory, "Takigakure no Sato, blindfolded entrance...Sunagakure no Sato, Nami no Kuni and finally before this town with the Bitch, Uzushiogakure no Sato in Uzu no Kuni. My clan's homeland!" That's when there was silence, "What?" Everyone who knew anything about Naruto could tell he was being honest, even for his kitsune personality he was honest to Kami.

Anko asked the next question, "What did the old pervert teach you?" Her voice was a threat to the old man if he taught her Gaki anything inappropriate. "I learned more fuinjutsu, just like my ancestors in the Uzumaki Ichizoku. I also learned how to tell a woman's cup size by sig-!" He wouldn't be allowed to finish that sentence or train of thought for a while, for Sakura, Ino and Anko had hit him in the had so hard that he was unconscious again.

"Kakashi-sensei?" Receiving a questioning 'hm', she asked, "Can I join your mission? I want to get some proper combat experience like your students and Foxy-kun have." Kakashi now looked surprised and confused, "Naruto is one of my students, Ino." She shook her head no at his statement, "No. That's Anko-san, Ero-sama, and his friends. He also taught himself, you were busy teaching Sasuke and Forehead."

Sakura didn't even make a complaint at the jab, she started following her best friend's train of thought and holy shit she was right. Ino kept going, "Also...Foxy-kun has fought enemies before the Nami no Kuni mission, remember the Guren incident or the time he attacked that Mei lady?" Kakashi thought over these things, before like a mule kick to the nuts, he saw her point. "Hmmm...Have you asked Asuma about this?"

"Yep! I asked if he'd be okay with me helping another team, and he said it would be good for me as a kunoichi." Ino's answer mad Kakashi look even more pensive, On the one hand it would be great to get Sasuke and Sakura into a more flexible team set up. But on the other hand, Ino doesn't have much combat experience and may become more of a burden than a blessing... Sighing deeply, he made a tough call...(It'd be evil of me to cut it here)

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I'm an evil bastard ladies, gents and other! I've lost my sense of writer-morality and have basically said, "Wait your asses the fuck off, while I watch you suffer in wonder!" Well, don't worry too much, or you'll do somethin' , I'll update as soon as I can, with finals comin' up...You're gonna be waitin' for a few weeks! HAHAHAHAHA. R&R, no flames, constructive criticism, SEE YA!