Chapter 34Time flies when you're having fun...
You're going to start it like that?
Yes...
Let's see where you go with this
Time flies when you're having fun, that's what they say. Cameron wasn't having fun.
"So this is your entire statement?" I ask
"Yep. All three pages." Judy says
"What time is it?"
Nick looks at his watch "4:45. Perfect timing."
"Well we better go five the music."
"Well let's go. Cameron, just stand there and only intervene if I signal you to." Judy says
"Okay, I'll go tell Bogo." Clawhouser says waking up.
"I forgot you were here Clawhouser." I say
"Is fell asleep around... noon?"
We all get up and Nick, Judy, and I walk towards the doors while Clawhouser goes to the front desk and tells Bogo that we are beginning.
We walk outside and instantly get bombarded with questions. We continue walking and climb onto the temporary stage.
I walk up to the microphone and begin "Hello ladies and gentlemen. Nicholas Wilde and Judith Hopps will now make their first public statement."
Judy walks up to the microphone and begins...
Skipping all of the boring monolog ing that would bore everybody to death...
"Thank you everyone for your time." Nick finishes with
Nick and Judy leave the stage and I begin taking questions.
"Yes you in the back."
"Do you believe that you being their lawyer is a conflict of interest?"
"No, do you think a lawyer that specializes in criminal court I'd in conflict of interest when they defend a nonviolent defendant? Next."
"What do you plan on doing after all of this ends?"
"I will continue being an multinational officer and assist the ZPD, I have also been offered the position as ZPD main defence lawyer, to which I am accepting. Next."
"Do you enjoy all of the attention to you and your clients?"
"No I do not, I knew I was going to get some attention when we busted the Yakaza gang, but I didn't expect this much. Thank you for your time." I finish as I leave the stage.
I re enter the building to find most of the station looking at me.
"If you are going to stare, at least make your reason clear." I say
All of the mammals return to their duties but Clawhouser, Nick, and Judy approach me.
"What do we do now? Bogo says we get the rest of the day off." Nick says
"Well I don't know about you, but I'm going home and breaking out a few bottles of Vodka." I say turning around "Feel free to invite a few people."
Later... Cameron's apartment.
"When I said af few people, you actually listened." I say to Nick as I pour a shot of vodka
Other then the three that I had told, there was Wolford, Bogo, and Finnick at my apartment.
"Hey Cameron." Finnick yells "Judy says you play trumpet."
"If you want me to play raise your hand." I say
Everyone raises their hand.
I go upstairs and grab my trumpet. I return downstairs and begin to play a song I learned in high school.
Insert song: Sketches of Canada. Find it on YouTube, Listen to whole song (3 parts)
Author's note: I can actually recite this from memory.
Once I finish everyone applauds agtuand I go and put my trumpet away and return downstairs.
"Now after that's done. I have 10 L of vodka and it all needs to disappear." I say
Everyone cheers as I begin filling shot glasses.
To anybody's suspicions. Yes I am the main character in the story. -Author