Chapter 7: Familiar Familiar

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The next morning when I woke up I felt heavy, and had no clue why. That is until my eyes adjusted and I realized that Raynare was laying on my chest, still sleeping peacefully. She actually looked kinda cute when she was sleeping. I nudged her shoulder a bit but she wouldn't wake up. Poked her cheek, nothing. I'm feeling a bit of deja vu. There was suddenly a knock at my door.

"Michael! Are you awake?" Asia asked from the other side of the door. Of course Raynare woke up to that. Asia heard Raynare yawn when she woke up and came right into my room. Needless to say she was shocked.

"Asia, wait, let me explain!" I begged as I broke out in a nervous sweat.

"Oh, good morning, Asia." Raynare said. "Hope you slept well. I certainly did." She said seductively wrapping her arms around my right arm, obviously to get a charge out of Asia. And did she.

"Michael, i-if you wanted a girl to s-sleep with you..." I knew where this was going and I decided to stop it there.

"Asia, please! It isn't like that, I swear!" I said while waving my arms and my sweat getting heavier.

"If you wanted... I could have." She cut herself off there, shaking her head she said "N-No I can't think like that! Dear Lord, please forgive me for thinking su- WAAAH!" Guess she's forgot she can't pray to God now that she's a devil. Good think I never have to worry about that, not like I prayed much anyway.

"You okay, Asia?" I asked in concern.

"I'm fine. Um... Anyway, I came to tell you that breakfast is ready." She said.

"You made breakfast? Asia, you didn't have to do that."

"No, it's fine. I wanted too. You've already done so much for me, it's the least I could do." Even as a devil she's still a saint. I smiled and put my hand in her head.

"Thanks, Asia." She blushed and smiled at that. We all went downstairs to eat breakfast and we all, except Raynare, headed to school. I decided to ask Rias to help me get Raynare into Kuho Academy later. She can't just sit at home alone, waiting for me to come back.


After school: OCR Clubroom

I was SO glad that the school day was finally over. I fell asleep in like three classes, usually I take nap in one. But things were about to get even more tiresome, I had to deliver flyers, again! Good thing I had Asia to keep me company and keep me from killing myself just to entertain myself for a few short moments.

"Yo! We're here!" I announced as Asia and I entered the clubroom.

Koneko was eating some snacks as usual, Kiba was just relaxing where he sat, Rias was sitting at her usual desk, and I had no clue where Akeno was.

"Hello, Mike." Akeno said from behind, startling the crap outta me. Once again she causes me to fall on my ass.

{Smooth moves, son. Who woulda thought my heir would scream like a girl?}

'Kiss my ass.' I groaned in my head.

"Are you okay?" Asia asked.

"I'm fine. Geez Akeno, you always gotta pull a jumps are on me?" I whined.

"What can I say, you're cute when you're scared." My face was as red as the blood on my veins at that statement. I decided to turn my attention to Rias.

"A-Anyway! We're here to deliver some flyers, Rias!" I said I little louder than I preferred, my face still red.

"That won't be necessary." She said.

"Oh thank, God! OW! That wasn't even a real prayer!" Relief just turns to pain with me as you can see. "So, why aren't we delivering flyers?" I asked our president.

"Because I thought it was about time that you and Asia got familiars, that is hit's deliveries are supposed to go anyway." I'm pretty interested now. I think my dad was too because I heard him gasp in shock once the word "familiar" escaped Rias's lips.

"Familiars, huh? I say it's about time." I said happily.

"Anyway let us introduce to you both our familiars." Rias said. She held out her hand and a small black bat appeared above it. "This is my familiar. I take it you two have already been acquainted?"

"Sorry I don't really pay attention to the demonic bats I meet." I said sarcastically. The bat erupted in a puff of smoke and the girl who gave me the flyer not to long ago appeared. "Ohhh. I see now."

"Now I'll show you mine." Akeno said. A small green doll looking thing with a horn appeared out of the floor. Gotta say I expected Akeno's familiar to be a bit more intimidating.

"This is my familiar, Shiro." Koneko said. Her familiar just looked like an ordinary kitten. That being said...

"Uh, Koneko, it's probably not a good idea to have that cat near me."I said a little scared.

"Why?"

"Cats usually aren't too find of me. The same probably goes for demonic cats too." I explained. And it was true, I was public enemy number one on every cat's list. One look at me and they wanna remodel my face with their claws.

When the small familiar cat, Shiro, jumped outta Koneko's hands and landed on my shoulder I nearly pissed my pants and prepared for the facial surgery. But instead of something sharp and pointy rubbing against my face, it was something soft and furry. I opened my eyes and saw Shiro rubbing her face on my cheek.

"I gotta say... The LAST thing I was expecting." I emphasized.

"Guess you were wrong." Koneko remarked. I decided to take a stab in the dark and started stroking Shiro's fur. Gotta say it wasn't so bad. But all and all, none of everyone's familiars were that impressive.

"Mine's badass." Kiba remarked. Guy's a fuckin mind reader I swear.

I slid over to him and said "Go on." Before Kiba could show me a group of people entered the clubroom. It was Sona Shitori and the rest of the Student Council.

"Sorry to interrupt." Sona said.

"What brings you here Sona?" Rias asked the Student Council President.

"I just came to congratulate you on increasing your peerage." I chuckled a bit at realizing that Sona was a devil. Luckily she didn't acknowledge it.

"You see, Sona is a devil herself. And her real name is Sona Sitri, the next head of the House of Sitri." Akeno whispered in my ear.

"Damn. Even I've heard of them. But I never would've guessed there were devils besides us at school." I said in shock.

"Rias, I'm hurt you didn't tell your boyfriend about us. You must think he's not worth much if us didn't tell him that little piece of info." Oh Satan, not this guy. Saji Genshiro, recently elected Student Council Clerk, and a capital "A" asshole. I know cause he's in some of my classes.

"Devils don't usually interfere in the affairs of other households, Saji. Of course Rias didn't tell them." Sona said. Oh, the look on Saji's face was priceless. "This is my pawn, Saji Genshiro."

"This is MY pawn, Michael Williams. And my bishop, Asia Argento." Rias introduced us. As if I didn't hate Saji enough, now I shared the same title with him. Now I hate being a pawn even more.

"Oh, so the loner loser is a pawn too?" Saji asked with a smug ass smile.

"Hey, Saji, ever gotten your scrodum crushed by a demonic spectral hand?" I asked, annoyed as hell.

"Wha- uh... No."

"Call me a loner loser again and you'll see." I threatened.

"Like you have any chance of beating me. I took up four pawn pieces when I was reincarnated." Oh I'm gonna enjoy crushing his hopes and dreams of being a hardass.

"Saji, you know what four times two is right? If you do, you now know how many pieces I took up." Saji's face was a white as the moon at that statement.

"N-No way you could've taken up all eight pieces pieces." He denied. I took off my glove to show him a bit of what I could do.

"Let's test that theory shall we? I'm more than willing to throw your ass into the girls locker room." I said, curling my hand into a fist and causing the light on my arm to shine brighter. Saji turned his attention away from me and looked right at Asia.

"Well hello there, beautiful. I'm Saji, and you are?" I swear to Satan I'm gonna dance on his grave when I kill him. I grabbed Saji's hand with my right one and squeezed as tight as I could, while brightening the light on my hand giving off some heat.

"What, no handshake for me? Just so ya know Saji, if you even look at Asia in a way I don't like... I'll rip your intestines out through your nose and replace your blood with cherry Kool-Aid." I threatened with a happy smile. Saji squeezed my hand a little harder and retorted.

"If you think you scare me, you've got another thing coming, asswipe!" You could pretty much taste the sparks of hate between mine and Saji's eyes.

"They seem to be... Getting along?" Rias said.

"Sure. Let's say that." Sona agreed.

"How's flyer duty? Me? I don't need to do that lame shit. I'm gonna be getting myself a familiar and all that good shit." Once again, looking forward to crushing his hopes as dreams.

"Guess what, fuck nugget, I'm getting a familiar too. So give up the hardass life and go back to sucking dicks for pennies!" I retorted bringing my forehead to his.

"That's your plan, Rias?" Sona asked.

"That's right. I was thinking we'd go next week." Rias explained.

"Well you see, my group was planning to do that, since the Familiar Forest is only open once a month." Sona pondered.

"Than how about a friendly competition. Winner gets first pick at the familiars." Rias suggested.

"Rias, are you suggesting a Rating Game?" Sona asked. I may have been trying to crush the bones in Saji's hand but I still overheard their conversation. I had heard about Rating Games even before my powers awakened. It was a contest that showed where devil's stood on the food chain in the Underworld. It showed everyone who was top dog.

"Of course not. We'd never get permission to do that." Rias reassured.

"That's probably wise anyway. The last thing you need, Rias, is to draw attention to yourself." Sona said. Now I was lost, and started focusing on how many bones Saji had left in his hand.

"Don't go there." Damn, Rias actually sounded scary there. After that little rage flare she said "How about we settle this with a friendly sports competition? Tennis sound good?" We decided that the competition would be held tomorrow after school.


The next day

The first event was a tennis match. It would be Rias and Akeno vs Sona and Tsubaki, the Student Council VP. The entire school must've come to see this match, probably cause the girls were all wearing sportswear that made them hotter than ever.

"Mike~ be sure to cheer me on!" Akeno called out. What is it with girls with me lately!?

"U-Uh yeah! Kick their ass you two!" I said.

"Gotta say I've never seen this many people at a tennis match at school." Kiba said.

"Are you blind, Kiba? Have you seen what they're wearing?" I asked with a laugh. "I'm surprised people aren't grabbing the fence to get a feel for them."

"And you claim you're not a pervert?" Koneko asked.

"Shut up. You can't say you're not surprised. Unlike Prince Clueless here." I said gesturing towards Kiba. Before he could say anything we noticed that Sona charged her ball with magic. Once it impacted on the ground it jet to the left.

"Suck it, Mike!" Saji shouted from atop the fence, holding a flag. I picked up a rock and hit his head with it. Not enough to hurt him, just to make him fall.

"Didn't we agree to no magic?" Kiba asked sweatdropping.

"That doesn't seem to be stopping them." Koneko said.

"Ya know what they say "fuck the rules"." I remarked.

"You can cheat as much as you want Sitri, but I'll still win. I've got a trick or two up my sleeve as well." Gotta love a little "friendly" competition. But in the end, the match ended in a draw. We decided that both teams would compete in a 6 on 6 dodgeball match tomorrow in the gym.


Later that night

Before Raynare even entered my room I was thinking about the competition tomorrow and how stoked I was to finally get a familiar.

"And I'm REALLY looking forward to wiping the floor with Saji's sorry ass." I said with confident smile.

{Don't get cocky kid. Remember you don't know how Saji operates in a fight. He's a total mystery to us.} My dad warned.

"He's a mystery to you. I've seen people like him. He thinks he's tough as nails, but that's what always causes him to lose. His overconfidence will be his downfall." I assured him.

{Still, be careful. The Sitri family is a powerful one. I knew a previous head before coming to the human world. They choose their servants carefully and stay strong and powerful, yet smart and vigilant.}

"I'm aware. Besides even if she wasn't in the Sitri family, that's pretty much how Sona operates. She is a genius after all."

{I'm just saying, be ready for anything tomorrow.}

"Don't worry, the Sitri family isn't the only strong and vigilant family." I was pretty much trying to show my dad that I've accepted my new life as a devil now and was ready to do him and our family proud. I'm now determined to restore it and become the most feared devil ever.

{Shouldn't you get back to work? The headbands won't make themselves.}

Oh yeah, I decided to make headbands for the team. Figured it would boost our vigor and all that crap. I ended up working on them all night, no matter how many times Raynare asked me to join her in my bed.


The next day

Akeno and Koneko were helping Asia and I stretch while Kiba and Rias threw a ball back and forth. It had been a long time since I played dodgeball. As a kid my school banned dodgeball cause some little bastard lost a tooth.

Everyone but me was wearing a school gym uniform. I was wearing the school sweatpants but I had my black compression tank top on. I was stretching fairly easily but Asia seemed to be in pain. Can't really blame her though, we are practically doing splits. She did look cute in that school uniform though. Koneko seemed to notice how I was looking at Asia and took it as me being a pervert again. She stretched me as far forward as possible and holy shit it hurt like a goddamn bitch.

Once I readjusted my spine I handed everyone the headbands I made. They said had our club name on them, nothing special.

"Dude, this is awesome!" Kiba complemented.

"We're gonna look so badass with these." Akeno agreed.

"Ah, come on. They're not that great." I said blushing, putting a hand behind my head. "I spent all night making them."

"You didn't sleep?" Rias asked.

"I was too stoked to sleep anyway. Plus I drank a lot of Gatorade before coming here, feels like I got a full eight hours. Besides in case I suck I wanted to do something to say thanks for all that you've done and all that you're doing." I said. "You guys are the first friends I ever made I wanted to show you my appreciation."

"Thank you, Michael. That was very nice of you." Rias said.

"S-Shut up. It's nothing." I gotta stop trying to act cool like that.

"You're dense, but you're sweet."

"S-Shut up, Koneko. I said it was nothing." My face got redder and redder with each compliment they gave me. "Look if ya wanna thank me, then let's go out their and kick the snot outta those Sitri punks!" Usually I'm not good a encouraging people but this time it worked.

{Even got me fired up. And I'm not playing.}

'Stuff it!'

Thankfully the compliments stopped when the Sitri team entered the gym. "Ready to get started?" Their leader asked.

"Hope you're ready to eat balls, loner loser." Saji quirked.

"Funny, I was telling your mother that last night." That pissed him off. It'll only make it easier for me to take him out.

BGM: M38 from Deadman Wonderland

We all got on opposite sides of the court. We were only using one ball and the blue haired girl on Sitri's team started with it. She hurled it right at Koneko and it tore right through her shirt, revealing her bra.

"Damn. That's gotta suck." Koneko just shrugged it off and went to the benches, since she was out. Tsubaki had the ball next and chucked it right at Rias, who caught it, but not without her outfit getting torn up a bit.

"Impressive, catching Tsubaki's spike without hesitation." Sona said.

"I'm a Gremory, Sona. That's just how we roll!" Rias threw the ball at one of Sona's servants and enchanted it with the Power of Destruction. Once the ball hit her, Sona's servant's clothes were burned to sinders.

"That's some magic power." I said in awe at Rias's power. The girl behind me had the ball and nearly hit me with it. Thankfully I heard grunt when she threw it and caught it. There was no magic or anything to enhance it do it was fairly easy. Rather boring too. "Oh, Saji." I called. Saji gulped when he saw that I had the ball. "Choke on this!" I threw it at him with my stronger arm. It would've hit him if Sona hadn't caught it. She used her magic and hurled it at me. "Oh shit!" I repeated as the ball followed me across the court. I lost track of it at one point but I found it RIGHT before it nailed me in the nuts. "Mommy." I squeaked out before falling to the ground.

BGM end

{Oooh! I kinda felt that one.}

"Are you okay?" Rias asked.

"My boys. My boys are crushed." I answered.

"I can use my Twilight Healing if you want."

"Oh hell no! No no no no NO!" I declined. "The twins are STRICTLY forbidden territory!"

"I can do it over your pants if you want." Screw it the pain was killing me. I sat down and let Asia heal my shattered sack.

"One word about this, Koneko, and I swear to Satan I'll lose my fucking mind!" I warned her.

"Take care of him Asia, we'll finish tho game." Rias said. Asia nodded and Riasstaid to the others. "Come on guys! Let's go out there and win this for Mike!"

"Yeah! For his man bits!" Really Akeno!?

"For his one eyed snake!" Come on, Kiba!

"For his sack." Kill me now.

"Thanks. I guess." I said, in disbelief of what exactly was motivating them.

Asia and I sat on the sidelines while Rias and the others finished the game. Koneko started off by throwing the ball into Saji's nuts, avenging my own.

'Gotta love her.' I chuckled in my head.

{Quite.}

"Let's finish this, Sitri!" Rias stated.

"Oh, I'm just getting started Rias." Thankfully the ref called game overeven ding in our victory.

On the sidelines I picked Asia up and we cheered over our team's victory. Though I was mostly cheering over my boys getting avenged. I let Asia down and flipped off Saji, who was being carried by the blue haired girl.

"Suck it, Saji! Ya overconfident fuckbag!" I shouted.

"A deal's a deal, Sona. We get first pick at the familiars." Rias reminded.

"As much as I hate to lose... That was still fun. Though if this was a Rating Game we would've crushed you." Sona boldly stated.

"Assuming you don't go for a cheap shot on my nuts." I muttered to myself.

"Well we won't know for sure until we actually have one, which won't be for awhile." Rias said.

"You never know. It may come sooner than you think."

"Fingers crossed." I said out loud, actually crossing my fingers.


OCR clclubroom

"You all did very well today. I hope you're as proud of yourselves as I am of you for doing what needed to be done." Rias congratulated as we did a toast to our victory.

"You kidding? I'm pretty sure I lost my left but over that game." I complained

"Well you also came up with these awesome headbands. They were super rad, dude." Kiba complimented to which everyone agreed.

"Thanks, dude! Don't take this weirdly, but I fuckin love ya like a brother, man!" I honestly had no regret about what I just said. I meant it, Kiba really WAS like the brother I never had.

"Heheh, thanks. I guess." Still no regrets.

"Now then, how about we get these two some familiars?" Rias asked as Akeno prepared the transportation circle.

"Wait, now?" I asked.

"Tonight's our best chance of seeing him, since it's a full moon." Rias said.

"See who?"

"The Familiar Master."


Familiar Forest

We teleported to a rather creepy forest. I guess this was where everyone got their familiars.

{Finally.}

'What?' Before my dad could answer someone appeared in the trees.

"Who wants me!?" He called. The guy in the tree didn't look so much like a familiar master, more like a wandering hiker or something. But who am I to judge? "The master of the familiars AKA Zatouji!" He introduced. "If your goal's to find familiars galore, you've come at the right time, that's for sure!" Oh great he's a poet. "The full moon is out to help us decide, and I'll be the one to act as your guide!"

'Im already sick of his rhyming!'

{Quick! Sneak away!}

'What, why? I don't know my way around here!'

{You don't need to. Just listen to what I have to say and go where I tell you to go.}

'What is it with you all of a sudden?'

{Just go while everyone's distracted by Zatouji!}

'*sigh* Fine'

I did as my dad told and snuck away from the group while they were listening to Zatouji's rhyming. But why my dad wanted me to sneak off in a forest full of familiars is a mystery. It had to be important if he was so dead set on me doing it.

{Take a left up here.}

'Why exactly am I leaving the others?' I asked, pushing a branch out of the way.

{Because their is a special familiar I... Well let's say I "pre-ordered it" for you.}

'Huh?'

{When you were still a child, I came to this forest and spoke to Zatouji. I told him to reserve a special familiar for you.}

'So wait, why didn't we just tell him who I was and have HIM lead me to it!? Why have me do this alone!?' I asked, slightly pissed off at his "logic".

{This familiar is a little timid around strangers. She can't handle being around so many, that's why it'll be just you.}

'I guess that makes sense.' We soon approached a cave in the middle of the forest. 'Is this it?'

{Yes. She's in there. Remember, no quick and sudden movements and speak quietly, otherwise you'll scare her off.} My dad advised

'Then how the hell do I get her out here!?'

{You don't have too. Once she smells my blood in your veins she'll come out. From there you slowly and quietly tell her who you are.}

'Got it.' I sat there for a good thirty seconds anduse still wouldn't come out. 'Why won't she come out?'

{Try giving yourself a small cut. Perhaps she can't smell your blood quite well.} I couldn't actually cut myself with my sword, cause I didn't think I'd need it, and a gunshot would only scare her. So I just bit down on my thumb until I tore the skin off and started to bleed.

I sat there for another thirty seconds and something slowly started coming out of the cave. It was a small wolf with snow white fur and it actually did look scared. 'Is that her?'

{Yes. Wait for her to come to you. Just stay still.}

'I get it: don't move!'

The wolf, steadily and slowly, one step at a time, walked up to me. Once she was in front of me, she started licking my bleeding thumb. When she was done cleaning it she took a few small steps back an asked "A-Are you... M-My master?"

I lowered my hand but I never moved my legs from their squaring position. "I am. I'm Michael Williams, Sparda's son. What's your name?" I asked.

"M-My name is Kaede. Are you really Sparda's son?" She asked.

I nodded and said "I am. I swear on my life as a devil." I said raising my right arm. I held the same arm out and softly said "It's okay. You can come closer. I won't hurt you." She hesitated at first but slowly came closer and placed her head under my hand. I slowly patted her head, she flinched at first but relaxed when she realized that I really wasn't going to hurt her. "See?" I said with a smile.

Kaede suddenly turned into a human girl, except for her wolf ears. She had long white hair, the same shade as her fur, beautiful blue eyes, and a bust about Akeno's and Rias's. Why am I not describing what she was wearing? Because she wasn't wearing anything. This made it even more awkward when she suddenly pounced on top of me.

"Master!" Kaede said happily as she jumped on top of me.

"H-Hey!"

"I'm so happy I finally get to meet you. I've been waiting for so long." She said snuggling her face into my chest.

{I probably should've mentioned, her kind are very affectionate around whoever their master is. But don't let her affection fool you, she's actually quite strong. She's the perfect match to be your familiar.}

'But why isn't she wearing anything!?'

{What made you think she would?}

"Michael?" I heard Rias call.

'Oh shit! Of they see me and Kaede like this, I'll never eat the end of it!'

"You here, dude?" Kiba called as everyone emerged from the bushes. "There you a-" He was cut off at what he saw. For some reason Asia appeared to be crying a bit.

"Ahhh!" Kaede yelled getting behind me as I stood up. She really doesn't like strangers, huh?

"Wait, guys, let me explain!" I begged, waving my hands in front of my face.

"Trying to sleep with a familiar is a lecherous thought. It's clear here that a lesson must be taught!" Zatouji said.

"Guys c'mon this is just a HUGE misunderstanding. Just gimme a minute to explain!" I begged again. They all seemed willing to listen to what I had to say. I explained to them why I left the group and why Kaede and I were in that position. Zatouji actually seemed shocked.

"You're the son of the Dark Knight? Is that right?"

"Yeah, he told me to come here alone cause Kaede doesn't like strangers." I explained.

Zatouji put and hand to his chin and said "I see, a misunderstanding this was indeed." Man, that rhyming was getting annoying.

"Um, M-Master? Are these people y-your allies?" Kaede asked from behind me.

"Yeah. These are my friends. They're devils just like me, they won't hurt you." I assured her. "Anyway, Asia, did you get your familiar yet?" I asked her.

"No, once we noticed you were gone we came looking for you." She answered.

"Well, just let me make the pact with Kaede and we'll get your familiar." I did just that and threw my jacket over her and we went to find a familiar for Asia.

At one point we came across something purple and small standing on a tree branch. Looked like Barney as a baby. "What the hell is that?" I asked.

"Aww, it's so cute!" Asia said.

"Cute, but dangerous too. When they get angry, they have the power to shoot a lightning that's blue." Zatouji explained.

"That's a Sprite Dragon, right? Those are supposed to be really rare." Kiba said in astonishment.

"You want that as your familiar, Asia?" I asked.

Before she could answer it suddenly started raining green slime. Kiba pulled out his sword and I pulled out my guns, but we both got hit in the eyes with that slime. When I got the slime on my eyes off I saw that the girls clothes were disintegrating.

"My hands are tied. I can't use my magic to break free." Rias said.

"I'd like to see naked girls as much as the next guy, but this is getting outta hand!" I shot my left hand and the blood coming out of it entered my right hand and Red Queen appeared in it. I went in between all the girls, stabbed Red Queen into the ground, and pulled the throttle as hard as I could, which emitted a hot enough heat to burn the slime on the girls to ashes. However I didn't get the slime off of Asia cause she was too far for the heat to reach her.

Red Queen disappeared from my hand and before I could summon another weapon, a flash of blue lightning destroyed the slime for me. Turned out it was that Sprite Dragon we just saw. It landed on Asia's shoulder.

"Or... the dragon can do it. That works too." I said.

"Sprite Dragons don't attack unless they believe their loved ones are in trouble. Which in the familiar world means that dragon and lovely lady should be together on the double." It's like he's a walking Dr. Seuss book.

"He's so cute." Asia said.

"Then I guess we found your familiar." I said, ignoring the searing pain in my hand.

Once the girls got some new clothes and Asia healed my hand, Asia made a pact with the Sprite Dragon so it was Asia's official familiar. After which the small dragon jumped into Asia's arms and nuzzledit's face into her shoulder.

"Hey that tickles. Migeki, stop it." Asia giggled.

"Migeki?" I asked.

"Yeah he uses lightning and it's your name put together." She explained.

"Fair enough. Welcome to the family, Migeki." I went to pet the little guy but the little bastard shocked me. "Why?" I got out before falling to the ground.

"Master! Are you okay!?" Kaede panicked.

"Not really." I said, painfully.

"Oh, something you should know about these creatures: they hate other males. That's just one of their features."

'Now ya tell me.'

"What a naughty boy, Migeki is." Rias said.

"Just take me home so I can wallow in my misery."


We all spent a little more time with Migeki before heading home. He was nuzzling his face into Asia's chest now, and why does that make me jealous?

"Hey, watch where you nuzzling, Scaley!" I warned, which earned me another zap of his blue lightning. The little guy is small, but his lightning could turn a man into a walking BBQ.

"Why only me?" I whimpered.

"Now, Migeki, you have to be nice to Uncle Michael, okay?" Asia told her deviant familiar. I saw Koneko was just staring at my body, which was slowly losing consciousness.

"Bet you're getting a kick outta this, huh?" I asked. She just shrugged.

"Okay, sweet boy, it's time to say good night." Asia said before Migeki disappeared. I stood up and looked at Kaede.

"Now what are we gonna do with you? I can't walk home with a naked girl next to me. I guess you could follow me in your wolf form, so they'll think you're a normal dog. We'll get you some clothes later." I said to her.

"As you wish, Master."

"You don't have to call me that ya know, it makes me feel weird. Just call me Michael or Mike." I advised.

"Very well Mas- I mean Michael." Yeah, that's much better.

"Well, see you tomorrow everyone." Kiba said. We all followed him out of the room and headed to our respective homes. Kaede wasn't much bigger than a normal wolf cub so she just sat in my shoulder while Asia would pet her so Kaede wouldn't be so timid around her.

We finally, got home and Raynare came out of nowhere and wrapped her arm around me tightly.

"About time you got home, I was getting lonely." That's when she saw Kaede on my shoulder. "Aww, who this little cutie?" She went to pet her but Kaede jumped off my shoulder and hid behind me. But not before transforming into her human form. "What the hell is this!" As you can see Raynare didn't like the fact that a naked girl was behind me and holding me close.

"R-Raynare, this is Kaede, my new familiar. K-Kaede this is my friend, Raynare." I introduced.

"S-She seems s-scary."

"She... Has her moments. But don't worry she's actually very nice." I told her patting her head to calm her down.

"Grrr." I heard Raynare growl.

"C-Come on Raynare, no need to be jealous." I said. Raynare blushed a bit.

"I'm not jealous."

"Your blush says otherwise." The red in her cheeks kept getting deeper.

"Shut up! That just got you another week of sleeping with me!" Figures.

"Fuck it, I'm too tired to give a damn about it anymore. Kaede I'll just show you to one of the free rooms we have." I said

"U-Um, I-I'd prefer sleeping with you tonight. I-I don't want to be alone." She said.

"*sigh* Fine, whatever." Like I said I was too tired to argue with anyone tonight. I just wanted to get to bed and end this day. Raynare, obviously wasn't fond of this idea but I didn't give a damn, we did it anyway. Good thing I've got a queen sized bed so even with two more people I won't be claustrophobic.


Okay so on the matter of Mike's harem all I've got so far.

Rias(main), Akeno, Koneko, Asia, Raynare, Xenovia, Irina, Ravel, Kuroka, Kaede, Serafall, Ravel, Rossweisse, Ophis (WIP)

As you can see I haven't really thought much about it. So if you wanna see someone in his harem send me a message and we'll see. Other than submissions I may put in some girls from other amines but I don't know, we'll see.

Hope you enjoyed and look forward to the next chapter.

Next Time: Raiser Phenex