Here's chapter 2! :D

Chapter 2: Chaos

It took only five minute for the tea to get Ike horny and he really wanted to date EVERYTHING. Right now Ike tried with no avail to show a flower pot his manliness and expressing love. He was getting frustrated.

"Flower babe, you gotta tell me when you want to start rolling upstairs! Soooo, what's your favorite color?"

Silence.

"Well, what would you like to do?" He asked that question already a hundred times.

Silence.

"You know what!? That's it, I'm through with you bitch! I will find someone who appreciates me!" Ike stomped off, but came back again and yelled "I know you favorite color is green, because you wear it all the time!" and stomped out again.

Just after a few minutes of being rejected by a flower pot Ike bumped into Roy.

"Heeey ~"

"Hi Ike, I'm trying to find Marth so I can annoy him. Do you know where he is?"

"No, but how about we go upstairs and have some fun? Hmmm?" Ike was grinning and wiggled with his eyebrows. It was creepy.

"Ike, you okay?"

"Yeah, cutie. I really wanna nail you."

Roy abruptly turned around dashing off, while screaming "Shit! Ike's insane and horny!"

Poor Ike couldn't believe it. Rejected. Again. But he wouldn't give up there were lots of fish in the sea and he wanted to date them all. So he kept on going on his quest.

Nana and Popo arrived at the cooler.

"Guess we will have to fix it first" Popo stated.

"Well, the faster we get done, the faster we can get the mansion ice cold" Nana said with a big smile. So they started repairing it, or at least they tried and thought they were doing it right. Of course they didn't do it right though, since neither of them knew how to fix it.

Ike was now in the backyard, but nobody was there so he started his way back inside. He didn't notice Toon Link camouflaging in a bush, bow set and ready to fire. With a war cry he released the arrow hitting Ike right on the left butt cheek. With a 'Yeah!', Toon Link ran off, put a mark besides Ike's name on his hit list and looked for more "targets".

Ike screamed and pulled out the arrow. He quickly hid the wound with the cape; he didn't want to be bleeding when he was dating; and went to his room on the second floor to look after it.

Peach was carrying a tray full of tea. She was heading towards the large living room; usually there were quite a few smashers. In the living room, all smashers were there except Marth, Mario, Kyle and Oscar.

"Nice day, everybody! I made some tea for all of you" she happily announced with a smile. Some smasher didn't look happy, but they didn't want to piss Peach off, because she can be quite destructive with her frying pan. So everybody in the room ended up drinking tea. In two minutes hell broke loose. Ivysaur shot its vines on every object making a jungle out of vines. All the other smashers exited to the hallway, except Wolf who was now swinging in the vines playing Tarzan. Kirby ran off towards the Dr. Mario's Health Center. Dr. Mario wasn't at the mansion for a while, because he finally got a vacation.

Roy abruptly spanked Peach and Link and raced off grinning like a maniac and laughing. Everybody now ran off in different directions, Samus trying to kick others in painful areas while running. Or, in Zelda's case, happily skipped off singing about flowers. Peach decided to go find Marth, Mario, Kyle and Oscar and give them some tea.

Toon Link dashed through the halls and stopped when he spotted Mario in the entrance hall. Mario had his back turned to him. Toony's eyes shone with joy as he fired an arrow at Mario's butt.

"MAMA MIA! IT-A HURTS!" Mario screamed, a tear rolling down his cheek as the arrow hit him right in the butt crack.

"BULLS-EYE!" Toon shouted overjoyed, before happily racing off checking off the plumbers name on his hit list like a criminal.

Mario was on the floor moaning in pain.