Chapter 3: A bad day for Marth
Kirby was rummaging through Dr. Mario's stuff and found a syringe. Kirby was wearing a doctor's outfit and was determined to be a doctor. Right now he had the idea to "immunize" people, but of course he had no idea how to properly do it or what the liquid was he put in the syringe.
Nana and Popo were getting frustrated since the Cooler system only looked more broken now.
"Isn't there instructions to that" Popo complained. The cooler looked like a piece of junk now.
"Hey, Popo, I think I found it over here!"
"Awesome Nana! Let's do this!"
In the backyard Jigglypuff thought she was a hot air balloon, while R.O.B thought he was the engine. R.O.B was holding on to Jigglypuff's legs as they flew off into the air, with Jigglypuff which was 10 times its normal size. King Dedede was flying around on his hammer but crashed into a tree Donkey Kong was sitting in, snapping it in half and flew away again. Donkey Kong was crying now over his beloved tree and slowly found another one to sit in for no reason.
Ganondorf smiled as he stepped back to admire his work. He had a bucket full of mud and rotten eggs balancing over the entrance door on a string and well hidden. Since everybody was running inside and outside, he was sure somebody would fall for the prank. Settling down on a couch he pretended he was napping and waited.
Marth had heard screams, shouts, and Roy shouting "spanked!" all over the place. The prince was wondering what was going on, but didn't feel like checking it out. So instead he plopped down on the couch in the entrance hall and started reading a book. Then he noticed Ganondorf napping. 'That's weird Ganondork usually doesn't nap. Oh well, whatever, everybody seems crazy today' Marth thought and kept on reading.
Ganondorf was a bit disappointed when he saw Marth starting to read. He would have loved to see the contents of the bucket spilling all over the teen. He hated Marth and Marth hated him.
Marth only had 10 seconds to read before Charizard bowled in and licked him all over the face with its big tongue, ruffling up Marth's hair. Marth so confused and surprised with saliva sliding off his face that he just stared, so Charizard licked again.
"Stop-" Lick "Char-" Lick "What is-" Lick "Charizard SIT!" Charizard sat down right away wagging its tail and looking up at Marth. Marth started walking around the room. Charizard followed. "Shouldn't you be with your trainer?" Marth asked. Charizard looked at Marth with puppy eyes now. 'What is wrong with everybody? Seriously, now Charizard is acting like a dog' Marth thought. And then Marth realized something. Charizard thought Marth was his Master. Then Marth had an idea and smirked looking over at Ganondorf. Marth walked over, Charizard right behind him.
"Pee" Marth commanded pointing at Ganondorf. Ganondorf shot his eyes open, but too late. At first Charizard didn't know what to do, but quickly started piddling all over Ganondorf. Laughing, Marth raced off into the hallway Charizard at his heels. "Bastard!" Ganondorf yelled, but didn't chase after Marth. Marth was way faster than him. "The next prank is gonna be really nasty and only for you princey" Ganondorf mumbled walking off towards his room to shower.
Roy was now sporting a helmet, had a hit list and a fly swatter. The boy was hiding behind a corner, ready to sprint, watching Snake set up security cameras, mines, lasers and other technology stuff. Snake stepped back to look his work when suddenly Roy shot out, held the fly swatter high up and slammed it down on Snake's ass. Snake howled up in pain and turned around only to see Roy already vanished somewhere else to harass other poor souls.
Zelda was depressed crying in a corner. Samus came around panting. She had already kicked grumpy Ganondorf, an unsuspecting horny Ike, Roy who spanked her at the same time with a frigging fly swatter and Pikachu after she flung him off against a wall while he had been snapping at her and biting into her arm. Samus was dumfounded. Zelda was already in pain. After a minute of thinking Samus walked up to her, yanked at her hair, hard, and sped off for other victims. Zelda cried in agony and sniffed something about how cruel and dark the world is along with its inhabitants, and shampoo. Samus already found the next victim in the next room.
Lucario was chugging booze. He was on his 11th bottle now. He quickly sensed Samus, turned around, and before she could kick him in the face, he puked right into her face covering it in vomit. Disgusted she backed away, but screamed when an arrow dug itself in her butt cheek accompanied by a 'Hiyaa!' from Toon Link whizzing out of hiding.
Falco thought he was a rooster and was perched on top of the mansion's roof, screeching his lungs out. It sounded terrible.
Link was standing under the Chandelier staring at the sparkling object. He wanted to touch the beauty, but couldn't, since he wasn't able move his gaze away from the Chandelier. Pit was right next to the Chandelier. But he wasn't obsessed with shiny objects; he was hugging the ceiling and talking nonsense for no reason. Heck, nobody knows how he did it, not even Pit himself.
In an empty storage room Yoshi was hording eggs and sitting on them. The room was about a quarter filled with the green dotted eggs.
Marth busted into the cafeteria, Charizard behind him, laughing like crazy. His sides hurt and now he was nearly rolling on the ground, not noticing Kyle and Oscar staring at him in confusion.
"What's up with him?" Oscar asked.
"Don't know" Kyle answered.
After two minutes of being stared at, Marth managed to calm down and was giggling, while Charizard tried to lick him.
"What made you so happy?" Kyle asked Marth.
"I, Ganon-"Marth tried to tell, but failed miserably, laughing uncontrollably. Finally calmed down, he answered "Charizard thinks I'm his Master and I found Ganondork napping, so I let Charizard pee all over him"
Now Kyle and Oscar had to smile, too, as they imagined the scene.
"Come on, Charizard we're getting a snack" Marth wandered into the kitchen, giggling.
"How the hell does a guy giggle?" Oscar wondered.
"I bet he's the only guy in the world that can giggle" Kyle stated.
Sonic was running around (when is he not?), but stopped short when he saw a mesmerized Link and Pit hugging the ceiling.
Roy had now only a few people left on his hit list. His eyes were literally sparkling with joy as he spotted Sonic not moving. SONIC. NOT. MOVING. This was his chance! His spanking weapon was now a baseball bat. He got tired of the fly swatter. With lightning speed he dashed up to poor Sonic and hit him right on the ass with all his might. Sonic screamed, and was flung up at the ceiling so hard that his quills got stuck. So stuck, that no amount of wiggling, swinging, or pulling could get the hedgehog out.
"This is EPIC!" Roy yelled running off.
Sonic then saw to his horror how Toon Link entered the room and grinned like a maniac. He positioned himself under Sonic and fired the arrow. Sonic screamed as Toon Link yelled "Bulls eye!" before firing several arrow at Pit's butt, but all missed, because he moved while holding onto the ceiling. It was so weird and looked so wrong that Toon Link actually gave up on Pit and rested his eyes on Link who was STILL staring at the stupid chandelier. Sonic was crying now and it rained tears from the ceiling. Only now Link realized that he thought he had heard somebody scream and turned just in time to jump away from the arrow coming at his ass.
"Stop moving!" Toon Link yelled, readying another arrow.
"NO!" Link yelled back before running out of the room in search of other shiny things.
Captain Falcon was running outside around yelling some shit about justice that didn't even make sense and nobody cared about. He was only wearing speedos and his helmet. Unfortunately for Toon Link he walked outside only to run back inside screaming "MY EYES, THEY BURN!" and be scarred for life.
"I can't take this anymore! Come on Lucas, we gonna shut Falco up!"
"But, Ness, he thinks he's a rooster! What are you going to do?"
Ness and Lucas stood on the roof now covering their ears. Ness smirked when he used his psychic powers, making Falco jump off the roof. The building was quite high. The boys heard a loud THUD and peered over the edge. Falco was sprawled out on the grass.
"You think he's dead, Ness?" Lucas asked, shaking.
"Nah, just unconscious. Come on, let's go have some fun!"
Marth and Charizard stared. Just stared. In the kitchen all the cabinets and any other storage where food should be was TEA. Half of the humongous amount was already used and empty. While the other half of packages were still full. And on top of it Olimar was trying to cook his wailing Pikmins in a soup pot. Marth had an odd feeling about that tea.
"What the hell!? Olimar!?" Didn't Olimar love his Pikmin!?
"Hi Marth! Want some soup?" Olimar asked.
"NO!" Marth's stomach turned upside down at the thought. The prince scooted over to the tons and tons of tea. 'Did Peach go nuts or something!? Why is everybody so weird today?' Since there was nothing to eat, except Pikmin Barf Soup as Marth called it, he exited back to the cafeteria, Charizard trailing behind him. Another wail from Pikmins was heard.
"What's going on in the kitchen?" Oscar asked.
"Olimar is making soup out of his Pikmin and there's nothing to eat. Only tons of tea" Marth answered.
Peach entered the cafeteria and was thrilled to see Oscar, Kyle and Marth. Marth. As soon as she had seen the prince, Peach had only one thing in mind: kill Marth. It kept on repeating itself in her mind and suddenly she busted into the kitchen past the confused guys and came back with a huge knife, locking her eyes on Marth. Marth quickly dodged as Peach lashed out with the weapon with a war cry.
Marth standing back asked panting "What the hell is wrong Peach!?"
But Peach didn't answer. Marth raced off as fast as he could with Peach running after him. Hyped from the crack Peach was even able to run so fast that she could keep Marth in sight.
"What the…" Oscar stared after them completely confused.
"Oscar, come on, we gonna kill Peach." Oscar started to catch on what Kyle was saying.
"If she kills him we can't make his life hell and if anybody kills him it's us!" Kyle and Oscar ran off trying to find Peach and Marth.
This was all too fast for Charizard staring after the bunch. The Pokémon flew out of the cafeteria trying to find his beloved Master and maul his attacker to shreds.
Luigi had come upon Peach's roses she planted. And started burning them.
Sheik was running out the front gates, when she stopped like a deer caught in headlights as to her horror, she witnessed Wario farting so terribly that birds stupid enough to fly over him landed dead on the gravel. He was in the way. But Sheik needed to get to stores NOW. So holding her breath she ran up to the fat farting man and kicked him so hard that he went flying into some village where innocent children and parents would suffer at his arrival. Sheik zoomed off into town.
Yay! Chapter 3 done. Oh yeah in my stories I usually have Sheik as separate person from Zelda and as girl. Oh and if you're confused about Kyle and Oscar they come from my fire emblem story.